The Official Thread of Bad Puns

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*Grabs chair* I don't chair about this thread

*grabs chair* Have a seat

Water you talking about now?

I used a broken pencil, it was pointless

I tried to grab fog. but I mist

I did nazi this thread coming.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I like to start my day with a Yang! Haha, anyone?

i tried to catch some fog,....i mist

@ostyo: Dude this was the funniest one to me for some reason. Lmao

i chuckled at all the puns on that piece of paper.

This thread is awesome..

The guys who invented the knock-knock joke deserve a no-bell prize.

A dyslexic man reads a biography with only pictures, he calls it face book.

What do you call the metric unit of the internet? An instagram

A comedian goes to a geek club, he was hoping to find more comics.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

I was in a building and a guy quickly headed for the exit. I knew he was a locksmith straight away because he made a bolt for the door.

World without women would be a pain in the ass. lol