The Object On Your Left

I have a remote. I'll turn him off.

@Dommed_Cannon said:

The floor is to the left of me. I shall defend myself with the floor.

I need you to tell me how that goes. Seriously, I want to know more.

An iPod charger and a cup of hot chocolate. I'm sure I can pull a Macgyver on these invaders and come up with a machine gun or something...

Nothing at this moment. I'm thinking what kind of object I should put to my left side. On the plus side, there is no one breaking into my house....yet. Which means I'm close to being f*cked. Am I? :P

@InnerVenom123 said:

@Dommed_Cannon said:

The floor is to the left of me. I shall defend myself with the floor.

I need you to tell me how that goes. Seriously, I want to know more.

It's simple. I take the floor and I use it to win a fight.

@Dommed_Cannon said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@Dommed_Cannon said:

The floor is to the left of me. I shall defend myself with the floor.

I need you to tell me how that goes. Seriously, I want to know more.

It's simple. I take the floor and I use it to win a fight.

That's brilliant.

@The Impersonator said:

Nothing at this moment. I'm thinking what kind of object I should put to my left side. On the plus side, there is no one breaking into my house....yet. Which means I'm close to being f*cked. Am I? :P

Are you sure there's nothing there? Furniture counts (you could flip over a table to use as a shield, etc).

@InnerVenom123: Yeah, that works too. But I have a cellphone and a pen. I just moved those objects to my left side. It was to my right all along. Now, I'm ready for the possible intruder. :P

A window. I'm dead.

@Superskrull86 said:

A window. I'm dead.

Unless you shatter the window and get a glass shard as a weapon!

A blue concrete wall.

Hell yes.

My phone. Guess I could hit them with it....

My hard-drive.  
 
I'd rather let the home invader kill me than smash my hard-drive. 

My Kindle and charger cable. I could totally ninja like frisbee it at his throat and while he is winded finish him off with the cable.

A remote control.....

Maybe if a press it at them rapidly, they'll die of remote control radiation (wishful thinking?)

A sheet of paper.