The Object On Your Left

The object closest to you on your left side is now your only defense against a home invasion.

How f**ked are you?

My phone is to the left of me right now. I could call 911 but they'll take their time to respond...so I'm f*cked.

Pillow..........

metal thermos yay!

The Dark Tower: Wasteland novel, eh I suppose I could throw it at him. 

My cat could totally protect me from a home invasion, little Maxx is cute enough to stop anyone.

No joking, my buck knife. I'll be ok I think.

Chicken Tikka Wrap. I'm screwed.

a pillow with nice flowers all over the case. I'm good to go. The would be perpetrators will be lulled into a tranquil state at the site of it and fall asleep

on it's softness for ever and ever and ever.

My little bro......

Dalek Plushie. I win.

@Dracade102 said:

Dalek Plushie. I win.

I demand a picture of this magnificent artifact. Right now.

@Dracade102 said:

Dalek Plushie. I win.

I demand a picture of this magnificent artifact. Right now.

Vitamins and pens. It is all I need to survive.

Paper. One piece of A4 paper. One unlucky motherf**kers gonna die of papercuts.

@InnerVenom123: Awesome thread. Really.

My cat.
 
My enemies are screwed.

@Dracade102 said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

@Dracade102 said:

Dalek Plushie. I win.

I demand a picture of this magnificent artifact. Right now.

I'm gonna have to get one.

@ReVamp: Thanks!

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

A bag of Ruffles potato chips..so unless the aliens just smoked pot and now have the munchies...i might need some help

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

Average sized. But she's angry and rather vicious. Basics? You dare call the great Roan Fel BASIC?

Well... Yeah, I do. I'm not sure whether we're still talking about the cat or your AV anymore though.

@The Stegman said:

A bag of Ruffles potato chips..so unless the aliens just smoked pot and now have the munchies...i might need some help

LOL!!!

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

Average sized. But she's angry and rather vicious. Basics? You dare call the great Roan Fel BASIC?

Well... Yeah, I do. I'm not sure whether we're still talking about the cat or your AV anymore though.

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

Average sized. But she's angry and rather vicious. Basics? You dare call the great Roan Fel BASIC?

Well... Yeah, I do. I'm not sure whether we're still talking about the cat or your AV anymore though.

First line was my cat. Second was my avatar.

Well then, you're AV is basic. No offense to you, I only mean to offend Roan.

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

Average sized. But she's angry and rather vicious. Basics? You dare call the great Roan Fel BASIC?

Well... Yeah, I do. I'm not sure whether we're still talking about the cat or your AV anymore though.

First line was my cat. Second was my avatar.

Well then, you're AV is basic. No offense to you, I only mean to offend Roan.

Lucky me, a phone is next to me.

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

@ReVamp said:

@JediXMan said:

My cat. My enemies are screwed.

How tall is he/her.

(Getting back to basics Jedi, are we?)

Average sized. But she's angry and rather vicious. Basics? You dare call the great Roan Fel BASIC?

Well... Yeah, I do. I'm not sure whether we're still talking about the cat or your AV anymore though.

First line was my cat. Second was my avatar.

Well then, you're AV is basic. No offense to you, I only mean to offend Roan.

You offend Roan, you offend me.

This is war.

Killer wins via being a PIS machine.

@DarkShadows said:

Lucky me, a phone is next to me.

Ahh, yes, but will the police arrive in time? =P

My checkbook

My shoe. I am quite deadly with it..

A copy of The Watchmen, some pencils, scholarship information from the Art Institute of Orange County, a Captain America comic-book, and my second DZ pin-up.

The Watchmen is the closest to me, so I guess that it is my weapon...

A copy of The Watchmen, some pencils, scholarship information from the Art Institute of Orange County, a Captain America comic-book, and my second DZ pin-up.

The Watchmen is the closest to me, so I guess that it is my weapon...

A cup of water. So unless I am dealing with the aliens from the Sign, I am screwed lol

@JediXMan said:

@ARMIV2 said:

A copy of The Watchmen, some pencils, scholarship information from the Art Institute of Orange County, a Captain America comic-book, and my second DZ pin-up.

The Watchmen is the closest to me, so I guess that it is my weapon...

Is it hardcover? Might help. Too bad it's not one of the Sandman Absolute Editions. Those things are big enough and heavy enough to work as a weapon.

Eh, it's a thick paper-back.

Maybe the deepness of the plot might be able to add some extra weight in a swing you think?

@JediXMan said:

@ARMIV2 said:

A copy of The Watchmen, some pencils, scholarship information from the Art Institute of Orange County, a Captain America comic-book, and my second DZ pin-up.

The Watchmen is the closest to me, so I guess that it is my weapon...

Is it hardcover? Might help. Too bad it's not one of the Sandman Absolute Editions. Those things are big enough and heavy enough to work as a weapon.

Eh, it's a thick paper-back.

Maybe the deepness of the plot might be able to add some extra weight in a swing you think?

@JediXMan said:

@ARMIV2 said:

@JediXMan said:

@ARMIV2 said:

A copy of The Watchmen, some pencils, scholarship information from the Art Institute of Orange County, a Captain America comic-book, and my second DZ pin-up.

The Watchmen is the closest to me, so I guess that it is my weapon...

Is it hardcover? Might help. Too bad it's not one of the Sandman Absolute Editions. Those things are big enough and heavy enough to work as a weapon.

Eh, it's a thick paper-back.

Maybe the deepness of the plot might be able to add some extra weight in a swing you think?

Maybe... WAIT! Is there a picture of Alan Moore somewhere in that book or on the back cover? If so, his beard solos.

Hold on, lemme check.

...

Yep! There is a picture of him rocking the wizard/Rasputin beard on the back.

I am saved!

@shadowknight666 said:

My little bro......

My Dog Atlas.....He's a Pug..............
FEAR HIM!

My Dog Atlas.....He's a Pug.............. FEAR HIM!

@lykopis said:

This thread is too fun.

I have a large, opened textbook. Hardcover - lucky me.

Hoorah!~ You can bore them to death.

I in fact have a second computer... Uhmmmm..

I GUESS it could be a transformer, in which case - saved.

@RainEffect: 

@_Punk_ said:

@Hawkeye446: If it's a transformer I'll take it and give it to Atlas a Chew Toy. >:U

I highly doubt that. It transforms into a robot-pug, instantly neutralising Atlas' attacks with sprayed pheromones.

I guess pets and little siblings count as "objects". Oh, viners. =P

A textbook and a bong.

Ain't nothing worse than a smart, dumb motherf~cker. :P

The floor is to the left of me. I shall defend myself with the floor.