The n00b thread, the best thread ever.

THIS IS TEH TREAD WERE U TALK LEIK A N00b!!!!1

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunicationsincomprehensibleness. That that is is that that is not is not that is it is it not.

How do i jump ?

Batman doesn't stomp everyone.

@14nc3: yes he does ;)

Anyone able to help me type? It seems to not be working...

*buys a spas12 and full ammo for it*

Which is why i said it in the noob thread XD

ZOMG CAMPERS TAEK THIS! BLAM BLAM BLAM

We can't play videos that have cuss words in them anymore...

@king_saturn: You -CAN-, you just get in trouble if you get caught. ;-)

Dragonball Z is the most thought provoking anime ever.

HOW DO YOU DRINK MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay.

Just what.

@mitran: no inappropriate videos remember? That's awful taste in music and surely violates some law...

@mitran: No........you.........didn't.

@mitran: how dare u Union J is better!!!

I drank poison, what show I do guys?

Like a noob: "Comix am bad! Me, Bizarro, put comixes in me blender and eat with lots of bran! Then when best friend, Superman, hits me in bread box, I make Choco Taco with him face on it! He am such good friend! I love him so!"

I WANNA BE. THE VERY BEST. THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.

You had ONE job... It's: I wanna be the very best LIKE no one ever was

@arturocalakayvee: Still a valiant attempt 7/10

LOLLERSKATES

Best. Post. EVAR..

But the whole point is this is the n00b thread!!! Intentional error! :P

@arturocalakayvee: Oh no. Now I'M the noob.

@scorpion2501: newbs for everyone!

GIRL YOU KNOW THAT ILL CARRY YOU-U ILL CARRY YOU HOO HOO

LIKE YOU BEEN RUNNING FOR HOURS AND CANT CATCH YOUR BREATH

THE DEMONS ARE SCREAMING SO LOUD IN YOUR HEAD

YOURE TIRED YOURE BROKEN YOURE CUT AND YOURE BRUISED

BUT NOTHINGS TOO HEAVY JUST HOLD ON ILL CARRY YOU

it will make your pc faster.

Why is there so many users with geist in their name???!

@methabusergeist: *Y is they're sew many users wif Geist inn there naem???1

Fixed.

@methabusergeist:

Umm... Aren't you a Geist?

@wildvine said:

Have you tried washing it down with battery acid?

like my dog

I'm not a_geist.

Iron Man 3 is a good movie.

OMGOMGOMG guys, I hit the ten post mark!!! CELEBRATE MY GLORY!!!

CALL OF DOODY IS THE BESTEST GAME EVA!!!

I wanna see Shredder !

you might not be a_geist but i'm not a geist

Go no. I gob a body node.

Seriously guise I don't want to die. Promise me you'll cremate me and I don't want a funeral.

No, just the stuff in the glow stick.