The "I'm Drunk/High/Insane and want to talk" thread

Hello people of americomicvine! I'm one of those things and am in the situation told by the title of this thingy!

I hope you are too, because that's what this thread is! Talking to drunken high crazy internet people intil they pass out or bleed out or eat bleach!

So without further adroit, I present to you, the most important thing: Autocarrot! Er whatever I'm not gonna fix it

*steps into third category*

I said Amanda Waller would be a good date for Superman.

@_atomikill_: Yes! Martha Stewart could totally carry a dinosaur's crack baby!

We are on the right track with this!

Why is your profile picture so good?

@beaconofstrength: wait what who where tell me who noooowjfjxjdjss

Dock me Jasus crickets tall me now!

@judasnixon should get a mention here, more the drunk part and not the insane part ;)