The "If '_____' Was a Anonymous CV User,who would he be?" Thread

Pretty sure this hasn't been done,So I wanted to be a revolutionary :D
For Demonstration...-
 
If Superman was an anonymous Comicvine User,who would he be?
 
The way to do this is to answer these with the User-Names of Users you would think to be Most likely to be that character.
 
For this one,Superman,I'd say.....ummmm.......I don't know :p Feel Free to Answer it.
 
You can post anything you want,just have to wait for answers :D

For Superman, this one user named marvelJackAss433. I think he fits it :D
 
For zoom......Zoom
 
For Hugh Hefner, King Saturn
 
For CM Punk or the cast of Saint Seiya, Sexy Merc.

This is more about Asking people.
 
Who would be the whiney,angry Superboy Prime? =)

This is more about Asking people.  Who would be the whiney,angry Superboy Prime? =)

Who would be Mr Mxyzptlk?

@Dracade102:  I can kind of see Slacker the Hacker,as Mxy...or some 5 D imp.   Who would be Eternity?

:p