#51 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

Man there is a lot of people in this club!

#52 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

A lot of people hate me. Check out the VIP area.


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#53 Edited by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, I'll fill it up, might have to pawn a couple of these arcade machines though, gas prices are tough.

Smiles and drives out of arcade, into bar and orders some shots through his window.

Want me to go get some new hoes and cocaine Vance? I'm sure they'll dig this chump's 'sweet ride'

#54 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

What are talking about? Gas is like $1.89 a gallon... I think you guys are taking advantage of me... Too bad I made this speech AFTER you left....

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#55 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

where's my membership? :P jk

#56 Posted by King Saturn (223972 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"
Man there is a lot of people in this club!

"
LOL

WTF
#57 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Owner/Operator: InferiorEgo
  • Booking: Dreadnaught
  • In Charge of Parking Lot: Drifter

  • Members:
  1. Aztek
  2. Nitric
  3. Hawk
  4. Vance Astro
  5. Hedatary


You'll get your membership soon Nighthunter....


Did anyone order the cappucino machine? I could use a mocha-double-something-expresso

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#58 Posted by John Valentine (16307 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll have a prune-flavored slushie.

#59 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

We don't have a bartender. Drifter was more interested in my cars than serving drinks.

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#60 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"
  • Owner/Operator: InferiorEgo
  • Booking: Dreadnaught
  • In Charge of Parking Lot: Drifter

  • Members:
  1. Aztek
  2. Nitric
  3. Hawk
  4. Vance Astro
  5. Hedatary


You'll get your membership soon Nighthunter....


Did anyone order the cappucino machine? I could use a mocha-double-something-expresso

"
Naw, but I have to confess, I think I ordered the Celine Dion Box set. Told em it was for my buddy Inferiorego... Don't think any ladies are gonna be rushin after ya after they heard that.

Continues to drive through doorways and rooms in a station wagon. Stopping at the restroom and peeing out the window

Hey man, where did that guy get a pet T-rex with your credit card? I kinda want one.
#61 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

I haven't seen my credit cards in months, but stuff keeps getting sent to my club. Yesterday I got a life sized cut out of a shirtless David Hasselhoff, what am I supposed to do with that?

::walks to the front door and opens it.... outside is a large cardboard box::

Nice! This must be it!

::opens box and is extremely disappointed to find that inside is an oversized version of the child's game, "Chutes and Ladders"::

I have no where to put this.... I need a contractor for some new rooms.

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#62 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll take it!

Drives through outside wall, jumps out of car and straps the game to the roof, jumping back in, and making a new entrance through another wall

Now to see a man about a T-rex..

#63 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

::nods in approval::

FINALLY, something is getting done around here.

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#64 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
Remembers something about a statue being built, drives back outside and hits it.

ooooppsssssss. Hey man, while I'm out here: Do you have a time machine laying around anywhere?


#65 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

I have the Doloreon from Back to the Future, but no actual time machines

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#66 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Does it work? And would a large would it support the wait of a large Dinosaur?

big grin

#67 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

There's a leak in the gas tank and there are no tires, only rims

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#68 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
Frowns

Guess I'm gonna need to borrow some money bud. Someone around here's gotta have a time machine to buy...
#69 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

Find one of my credit cards around the club and it's yours. It's like an adventure game! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go play Galaga.

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#70 Posted by captainrage (249 posts) - - Show Bio

It smells like cabbage in here.. Which in my opinion.. Is the smell of a successful club.

#71 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

Paris Hilton told me that once, that's why there's a cabbage field in the middle of the dance floor.


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#72 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio

The cabbage patch leads to cabbage patch kids. Just say no to this dangerous dance move boys and girls.

#73 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

That leads to Garbage Pail kids.... the movie.... Showing tonight in the theater room




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#74 Posted by captainrage (249 posts) - - Show Bio

Isn't Cabbage like.. Massive in Russia right now?

#75 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

They're turning into kids.......

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#76 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio
captainrage said:
"Isn't Cabbage like.. Massive in Russia right now? "
Those are tomatoes.

Look out!

#77 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"That leads to Garbage Pail kids.... the movie.... Showing tonight in the theater room




"
I didn't know this existed.....AWESOME!
#78 Posted by captainrage (249 posts) - - Show Bio

I bet it smells like a toxic airborne event..

#79 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"That leads to Garbage Pail kids.... the movie.... Showing tonight in the theater room

"
I didn't know this existed.....AWESOME!"
You didn't? This was one of my favorite childhood films. Right up there with Drop Dead Fred and My Pet Monster.
#80 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio
Slinger said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"That leads to Garbage Pail kids.... the movie.... Showing tonight in the theater room

"
I didn't know this existed.....AWESOME!"
You didn't? This was one of my favorite childhood films. Right up there with Drop Dead Fred and My Pet Monster.
"
I never got to see it. My parents didn't approve, and they threw away all my cards.... F'N jerks
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#81 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"I never got to see it. My parents didn't approve, and they threw away all my cards.... F'N jerks"
Wow! No Pukin' Luke or Whizzing Waldo for you? That's like a crime or something.
#82 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio
Slinger said:
"inferiorego said:
"I never got to see it. My parents didn't approve, and they threw away all my cards.... F'N jerks"
Wow! No Pukin' Luke or Whizzing Waldo for you? That's like a crime or something.
"
I still hate my parents because of that... and I'm in my late 20s, that's how angry i am.
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#83 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

I'm angry at your parents too.  But for other reasons.

Gives Inferiorego the eye and starts his inside drive again.

(
lol, sorry, couldn't resist)

#84 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio
now that inferiorego is gone

Okay people move to the basement we got to make some money in this joint.

Start making a casnio in the basement, using inferiorego credit car for the equipment and constrution.
#85 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
Drives shaggin' waggon down to the basement, dropping off his hoes and cocaine for the new casino

Anything else I can do for you Bioghost?
#86 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

yes you can
try to find a doctor that willing to accept organs for cash
and some hot waitress for the casino
and a hot cook if is poosible for the buffet.

#87 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Are we gonna sell Inferiorego's Kidneys? And ummm, do the cooks and waitresses have to be qualified, or just hott?

Revs engine and crashes more shit

#88 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

::walks into room::

what's going on?

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#89 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



INFERIOREGO SUCKS!!!!!!


:P


#90 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"::walks into room::

what's going on?
"

Slams on brakes, looking at Inferiorego like a deer caught in headlights.

Ummmm... nothing... and ummm, anything that's wrong with your plumbing system WAS NOT me.
#91 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

nope we getting some people to pass out get the doctor to cut them open get the organ. and this is what I do
1. give the organ to the blackmarket for huge amount of cash.
2. go to hatii to get us some zombie bodyguard to help me control the basement with a iron fist. (and keep the peace around the casino) we can't paid credit car for zombie just cash.
3.with zombie arm and complete in my control we will expand the basement into a underground city. (with inferiorego cc of course)
4. capture some people that are under my debt to feed the zombie.

yes the cook and waitresses have to be qualified and hot if poosible.

I already find me a batarnder for the bar.


#92 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

::looks at toilet, it's overflowing and stuffed with newspapers::

Who did this?

::the water leaks onto the floor and hits his shoes. He grabs a piece of newspaper and frowns::

I didn't get to read this yet! And who let Drifter back in here? He's supposed to be watching the cars....

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#93 Edited by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Ooops, sorry, I picked him up with the hookers. He was collecting his money and keeping his pimp hand strong.

Drives over and crahses through the stalls, creating even more waterworks.

Ummm. That wasn't me either.

points to a urine stain on the wall

That was though

#94 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

Can you please do the organ trafficking in the organ trafficking room?


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#95 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

that the feeding room for the zombie.

#96 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio

Not anymore!

Drives Shaggin' Wagon through it too.

#97 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio

damn you nitric
ZOMBIE!! ATTACK NITRIC AND BRING BACK HIS HEAD SO I CAN SELL IT IN EBAY!!

a army of 300 spartan zombie arm with shield and spear goes after niric's car  complete destroyed it with nitric rag body just laying there to be comuse by 300 zombie.

#98 Posted by Nitric (948 posts) - - Show Bio
Runs. Finds the club owner, kicks him in the jewels, pushes him over, then asks:

Hey umm, Inferiorego? Do you have an armored station wagon anywhere? It would be much appreciated.


#99 Posted by bioghost (1245 posts) - - Show Bio
slowy got up and decap nitric head off
YOU FOOL I WAS WEARING A CUP!!
goes to ebay to start the bid 
Damn man your wanted all over the world.
order myself the entire cast of marvel zombie with zombie sentry as my bi@th.
I feel like norman osborun already.
#100 Posted by inferiorego (22502 posts) - - Show Bio

::wakes up slowly, walks downstairs to see bioghost and nitric rummaging through old boxes of comics::

Um.... I wouldn't touch those.... It's infested with Anthrax.... and not the band...

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