The HumanRocket's therapy session.

@humanrocket: I think I'm in love with a pornstar. Thoughts?

@stormdriven: Which actress is it?

2D Love. How can I be cured from it?

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Sasha Foxxx. Not for her videos, just because I think she is extremely beautiful. But it's much different than me thinking some other girl is beautiful. It's hard to explain.

Actually, I think I'm in love with another woman as well. Damn you nature!

I think I'm in love with Stormdirven, but I'm not gay.

I think I just want a one night stand with him, but I'm not gay.

I think he's hawt, but I'm not gay.

I think I'm gay.

I think I need a therapist.

I think I should go to sleep.

I think I am sleeping.

I think I just typed up a weird post.

I think peanut butter is good.

@The_Deathstroker: You sound like you really need to go to bed :P

I'm canadian

You still haven't helped me, doc.

Hey doc, you really have to help that one guy. He's <_< ... >_> Canadian!

Jk XD

But seriously, can you help a fellow doctorate?

• Even though she keeps saying her hips don't lie, I'm beginning to think that those hip-y-dees are telling fibs. What's up with that?

That's a good thing. Being from Murica means you have a shorter life span. You should be proud of your heritage.

FINE! I suggest that because you find this Foxx attractive then you should go out and find a women who has characteristic's similar to her. Of course, you could always and try to whoo the real thing, but not sure how you feel with being with someone in the industry (I don't judge). Also, as long as you're not married or in a committed relationship, you can play the field as much as you want.

I'M CANADIAN TOO! -___-

Her hips are a clear metaphor. She is saying that her love for you is fading and you're doing nothing to make her rethink this relationship. I suggest you kidnap her mother and force her to stay with you.

DS you're beyond my help. I suggest you vacate yourself in the island from Cast Away.

@humanrocket:

@stormdriven: Video playback on other websites has been disabled by owner.

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@humanrocket:

@stormdriven: Ahhhh...I see. Then I'm giving you the good kind of pills in that case. You should feel lucky you're the first patient to receive meds from me.

@stormdriven: On second thought...

I NEED HELP DOC

@stormdriven said:

@humanrocket said:

@stormdriven: On second thought...

I NEED HELP DOC

I'm sorry...I don't follow. Is Randy Orton supposed to represent me? Or are yo trying to displace your anger towards someone onto me?

@humanrocket:

@stormdriven: Stormy...these relying on videos isn't very productive. I need you to open a clear, open discussion with me if we want to help you with your love with this adult actress.

She disappeared off the face of the earth. I have no idea what to do. I mean come on, look at her.

@stormdriven: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?

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@humanrocket: That still doesn't help me deal with the fact she disappeared off the face of the earth T_T

@stormdriven: What if she was never real? What if you made her up in attempts to distract you from other more important things in life to take care of? 0.0

@humanrocket: Well, she has a plethora of fetish videos I could link to you, but that wouldn't be in good taste, and would possibly get me banned :P

Anyway, I couldn't have made all that stuff up, it would be a lot for me to do hahaha

@humanrocket: ...... Do I get a pet volleyball?

@The_Deathstroker: Hmmmm...pet bowling ball.

@humanrocket: Hmmm,...... It's a deal if the ball has a face made out of a bloody handprint.

@humanrocket: Sometimes I feel like my life is pointless, I get bizarre doubts and these surges of inferiority where I think everything I'm doing is wrong and I'm just fooling myself into thinking I'm even worth having around. Like my future is hollow and empty because I lack the power to change it. Trapped and miserable and helpless, waiting for something to come along and help me but nothing ever does.

@joygirl: Gooood, child. Good. Let the hate flow through you. Use your aggressive nature!

Come, and I will teach you the ways of making one's weaknesses into one's weapons, and how to wear one's weaknesses as a shield, by fully embracing them. Come, and I will teach the way of the Bryverian Side of the Force.

You need not a therapist. Your feelings are natural. You must do what must be done and control them. Kill all who get on your way. Show no mercy. You know what I say to be true.

Sounds like you have made some irrational assumptions. You have made certain assumptions about yourself and when you're faced with a stressful event in your life, the are you are likely to interpret the event as dangerous or overreact and may experience fear from it. The more you apply the assumptions you have made about yourself to more events, the more likely you're starting to developed some anxiety.

My advice is for you take a good look at yourself and remake these assumptions about yourself. Replace the thoughts of inferiority with thoughts about how well you are at doing things other individuals can't. Do not wait for the change to come along that will eventually get you over these feelings, be the change that gets you over this.

Hmmmm...ketchup foot print.

@humanrocket: ..... Does it stain on there so it will never go away?

@humanrocket: Thanks, doc.

Stain goes away if there's a hungry pikachu near by.

@humanrocket: Deal. @joygirl: You.... You ignored me!? I thought we had something special!!

'Twas nothing I didn't already know. :)

@joygirl:

.....but.....but.... I wantsted to be yours fwend.... :(

Aren't I mad at you for something...?

*checks s***-list*

Nah you're good. I may be confusing you with cable_extreme because of the Deathstroke thing.

@The_Deathstroker: Ummm...no deal. I have a better pet for you while you're on the island.

@joygirl:

You don' wike me anywore :(

@The_Deathstroker: Nah you're fine.

@humanrocket: Nope. Wesa already agreeses to us's dealsies.

@The_Deathstroker: Beating you are asking for, continue speaking like Jar Jar you do.

@humanrocket: Mesa moi moi happy to see in yousa again, Misiour Yoda! @joygirl: What did we's Evers do's to yousa?

@The_Deathstroker: Impress I am becoming, sounds so much like a buffoon you do.

@humanrocket: Mesa no. Mesa just dont's care. Yousa don't even soundes like Yodasa.

@The_Deathstroker: Do I.

@humanrocket: Noes.