The Holy Church of Rocket Raccoon......

Now say your prayers to Lord Rocket. The high lord of omnipotence and infinite peace...........

So I'm supposed to pray to myself?

@xwraith: Not me or you. HIM.

Rocket Raccoon Virgin Sacrifices.....

Pretty much, yeah.

I've heard of people being in love with themselves, but that's a little too much. :3

You can't just have a church about a individual you need more elements, for example Christians have God and Jesus, Chewists have Chew, Batgod, and prep, and Youthians have Might Guy, Rock Lee, and youth

Shuddup

He has omnipotence and shayt,

This is stupid.

@xwraith: You can handle it, Rocket.

Does Rocket fulfill his promises like this?

I'm just saying I'm not that in love with myself.

@xwraith: Ah. ^_^

Saren should move this to the religion thread.

I came.

I can`t accept him as a god. I haven`t read enough of his mythos.

How can you so blatantly disrespect your god??? It's blasphemy!!! Rocket is NOT A RACCOON!!

You gotta earn the holy church

@mysticmedivh look at this false god trying to usurp our Lord Chew!

@pooty: That's his name though...............

That's merely Bendis the Heretic trying to corrupt you.

This thread is my responsibility xwraith! For I am the biggest RR fan in CV. Shoo. XD

@rocketraccoonthingy: But you're not the one who actually gets called "Rocket" on a regular basis. :3

@xwraith: Hey! People call me Rocket 24/7 365. But some people call me Rocky (in a flirty way) some times though...............

@rocketraccoonthingy: No one's ever called me "Rocky".

@xwraith: Only females call me that. Jealous? >:-D

He's 'aight.

None of these churches are funny.

About what?

They are funny.

@impurestcheese said:

He is not silly. He is a god!

i ate one good times

Keep praying @xwraith

@rocketraccoonthingy: For what?

Respect the crazy RACCOON GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Yes!!!!

:)

:-D

@rocketraccoonthingy:

Infidel, your church will not survive the wrath of a 1000 bats.

Squirrel Girl will protect this church,after all RR and SG are based on animals,and animals MUST help each other. :)

Fool! The batgod has fled this place because he is a coward. @cgoodness' church and mine will take over Comic Vine. >:-D

@mazeraiii:

. So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you RODENT, I'm omnipotent.

True dat my friend! Together, they will be the strongest force in the universe. Even stronget than TOAA himself!

I'll be Rune King Thor,who is above Odin,and has both Odinforce and Rune magic.

@rocketraccoonthingy:

The Church of the Bat is stronger than ever. We sweep through the hearts and minds of the youth with our complex scriptures while you babble away with nonesense.

RR is omnipotent.

@mazeraiii:

I.HAVE.PREP.

Squirrel Girl is already above TOAA,she is beyond Omniversal,time to Rocket Raccon to evolve to that level,his power MUST RISE. :D