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Might Guy facts
- by MightyKombat, Sep 24, 2008, 1:38:23 PM
- Literature / Prose / Fiction / General Fiction
Here we have some facts on the now legendary Might Guy
When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Might Guy
Might Guy can sneeze with his eyes open
Might Guy can shoot a barrel in a fish
Woe betide anyone who spells Might Guy's name incorrectly (This goes for "Gai" or "Maito Gai" spellers too)
When Might Guy calls 0800 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he tips the hpone and the money falls out
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of apes Might Guy has allowed ot get past him
A DYNAMIC ENTRY is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Might Guy CAN believe it's not butter
The grass is always greener on the othe rside, unless Might Guy has been there
Might Guy invented his own fighting style, called Guy-Will-Kill
When an episode of Naruto aired in Manchuria, China surrendered just to be on the safe side
The only thing that can harm Might Guy is Might Guy
Even though he is strong enough to bend steel bars in two with chopsticks, Might Guy can be reduced to tears at the sight of a little girl lost in a supermarket aisle
Jesus walked on water while Might Guy swam in land
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Hail lord chew burn this heretics oh great batgod!!!!
@cgoodness: Wai, whu, i wasnt replying to you.
I was replying to dat othe guh.
@deathpoolthet1000: wut m8
@cgoodness: Who is that cgoodness guy?, i am not replying to that guy.
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