so who all has some good pick up lines. not necessarily funny but effective. list them here and your success rate
I. it is not what you say but how you say it.
II. there is no such thing as a good pick up line. However, there are some solid ice breakers.
The funniest one that works (it works as a ice breaker nothing else) is
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Lt. Marla McGivers: I don't know if you're going to like living in our time.
Khan Noonien Singh: Then I'm going to have to remould it to my liking.
Lt. Marla McGivers: [Khan moves in to embrace Marla] Please don't.
Khan Noonien Singh: Go.[pushes her away]
Khan Noonien Singh: Or stay, but do it because it is what you WISH to do![awkward pause]
Khan Noonien Singh: Well?
Lt. Marla McGivers: I'll stay a little longer.
Khan Noonien Singh: How many minutes do you graciously offer?
Lt. Marla McGivers: I only meant...
Khan Noonien Singh: This grows tiresome. You must now ASK to stay.
Lt. Marla McGivers: [timidly] I'd like to stay... please.
Id never go for someone trying to use some crappy line. Just start a conversation and show genuine interest in a person for far greater effectiveness. And dont keep hinting at sexual things or glancing at her boobs. Be respectful enough and she will be the one trying to figure out how to land -you-, then you can just ask her if she would like to come over for a drink or whatever is age appropriate towards the end when its time to go home.
"My name's Knight. Let's go."
One that actually worked, it requires a friend and two
targets ladies: "Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you but my friend and I were just discussing the most important feature a chic (*say chic or something diminutive. For a brief moment she'll be enraged until the compliment and you'll have their attention instantly.) can have. He says your smile and I say your eyes, so since you two seem to have both, would you mind letting us know?