#1 Posted by bigtewell (749 posts) - - Show Bio

so who all has some good pick up lines. not necessarily funny but effective. list them here and your success rate

#2 Edited by Yung ANcient One (4885 posts) - - Show Bio

I. it is not what you say but how you say it.

II. there is no such thing as a good pick up line. However, there are some solid ice breakers.

The funniest one that works (it works as a ice breaker nothing else) is

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"


#3 Edited by Jezer (3171 posts) - - Show Bio

The Will Smith, Fresh Prince one of course.

"Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too."

It works for Will....

#4 Edited by PapiNacho (3227 posts) - - Show Bio

Hi, or my personal favorite 100% success rate one: Hey.

#5 Posted by MartianManhunterIsBetterThanCyborg (2273 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm going to call the cops, cuz it's illegal for you to look that good"

#6 Edited by Khan_Noonien_Singh (514 posts) - - Show Bio

Lt. Marla McGivers: I don't know if you're going to like living in our time.

Khan Noonien Singh: Then I'm going to have to remould it to my liking.

Lt. Marla McGivers: [Khan moves in to embrace Marla] Please don't.

Khan Noonien Singh: Go.[pushes her away]

Khan Noonien Singh: Or stay, but do it because it is what you WISH to do![awkward pause]

Khan Noonien Singh: Well?

Lt. Marla McGivers: I'll stay a little longer.

Khan Noonien Singh: How many minutes do you graciously offer?

Lt. Marla McGivers: I only meant...

Khan Noonien Singh: This grows tiresome. You must now ASK to stay.

Lt. Marla McGivers: [timidly] I'd like to stay... please.

#7 Posted by Bruxae (14008 posts) - - Show Bio

Id never go for someone trying to use some crappy line. Just start a conversation and show genuine interest in a person for far greater effectiveness. And dont keep hinting at sexual things or glancing at her boobs. Be respectful enough and she will be the one trying to figure out how to land -you-, then you can just ask her if she would like to come over for a drink or whatever is age appropriate towards the end when its time to go home.

#8 Posted by Jokergeist (4935 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae: Does that mean Laflux will never win your heart? ((I'm joking, I'm joking))

#9 Posted by Fallschirmjager (18930 posts) - - Show Bio

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

#10 Edited by _Grifter_ (11853 posts) - - Show Bio

#11 Posted by Immortal777 (7735 posts) - - Show Bio

Insert name works every time.

#12 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.

#13 Posted by Bruxae (14008 posts) - - Show Bio

Just put out a sign like this one.

#14 Edited by consolemaster001 (6078 posts) - - Show Bio

"I HAVE NO SON !.....yet"

#15 Edited by KnightRise (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

"My name's Knight. Let's go."

One that actually worked, it requires a friend and two targets ladies: "Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you but my friend and I were just discussing the most important feature a chic (*say chic or something diminutive. For a brief moment she'll be enraged until the compliment and you'll have their attention instantly.) can have. He says your smile and I say your eyes, so since you two seem to have both, would you mind letting us know?

#16 Posted by spinningbirdcake (1430 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hey. I have this diet candy in my tinted van out back that makes you never gain weight. Want some?"