The classes:Who are you? -Please Read-

Hey dudes
 
I'm pretty sure most people on this forum are aware of what a troll is...If not here is one definition:
 
Troll- 
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.  
 
Now at one point or another I'm pretty sure we've all have been trolled at or have trolled someone. What I want to attempt to do in this thread is bring to your attention several other "Classes" of posters on forums.
 
First we have the troll of course whos definition I have given...so lets not be redundant
 
here goes
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2. E.L.F.'s- or also know as Elevated Life Forms, these posters frequent the most recent threads, usually. Thier coin phrase is "Actually..." 
 Habits: They are what we call forum nazi's. they correct people as often as they can- grammar,facts,spelling,picture- you name it. Supposing they are the best,They think people enjoy them. Which may be the case for trolls. Who purposely annoy e.l.f.'s to incite forum hate. They can be of help as they are very knowledgeable. Be ware...they may correct me in this thread. But its thier nature. 
 
3. O.R.C.'s- or also known as Overly Realistic Commenters, they often frequent the offtopic sections. They are know by their coin phrase "FAKE!"
Habits: like the elves they feel they are superior to everyone else. When people post thier opinion they feel the said opinions are unreal because the other poster is on the internet so he" must be a part of the web". They are extreamly explosive. Their worst enemies are elves; reason: O.R.C.'s have horrible grammar. They pull attention off of trolls and can be more dangerous. But they can be a help in weeding of fake facts and post.....though it's usually hit or miss. Beware ...they will pick out the "fake" things I have said
 
4. Last but not least: Knights- this isn't an acronym...they are genuinely knights...or at least they think they are. Thier coin phrase is: "Flagged"
Habits: These guys feel like the forum would go to hell without them. They often frequent all threads they find may be in danger of internet hate. They train their new techniques on newbie posters by telling them" Read the T.O.S. or gtfo". They participate and cause thier own damage but condemn everyone else for thiers. They can be good for keeping the forum moderated (no disrespect). They can get extreamly aggravated in thier traing and have roid rage. Beware they will likely flag this thread.
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Their are many classes I have neglected to mention...maybe you can name them...
 
Which one are you...thanks for reading
 
I'm an avid troll/dwarf btw....mining through old threads looking for mythril...and leaving foolish statements...I incite growth in forums due to my attractiveness to above said classes

Lol...I like these....

" Lol...I like these.... "

No problem...Ummm I can"t think of any... 

" No problem...Ummm I can"t think of any...  "

" Hey dudes
 
I'm pretty sure most people on this forum are aware of what a troll is...If not here is one definition:
 
Troll- 
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.    Now at one point or another I'm pretty sure we've all have been trolled at or have trolled someone. What I want to attempt to do in this thread is bring to your attention several other "Classes" of posters on forums.  First we have the troll of course whos definition I have given...so lets not be redundant  here goes -----------------------------------------------------------------------  2. E.L.F.'s- or also know as Elevated Life Forms, these posters frequent the most recent threads, usually. Thier coin phrase is "Actually..."   Habits: They are what we call forum nazi's. they correct people as often as they can- grammar,facts,spelling,picture- you name it. Supposing they are the best,They think people enjoy them. Which may be the case for trolls. Who purposely annoy e.l.f.'s to incite forum hate. They can be of help as they are very knowledgeable. Be ware...they may correct me in this thread. But its thier nature.   3. O.R.C.'s- or also known as Overly Realistic Commenters, they often frequent the offtopic sections. They are know by their coin phrase "FAKE!" Habits: like the elves they feel they are superior to everyone else. When people post thier opinion they feel the said opinions are unreal because the other poster is on the internet so he" must be a part of the web". They are extreamly explosive. Their worst enemies are elves; reason: O.R.C.'s have horrible grammar. They pull attention off of trolls and can be more dangerous. But they can be a help in weeding of fake facts and post.....though it's usually hit or miss. Beware ...they will pick out the "fake" things I have said  4. Last but not least: Knights- this isn't an acronym...they are genuinely knights...or at least they think they are. Thier coin phrase is: "Flagged" Habits: These guys feel like the forum would go to hell without them. They often frequent all threads they find may be in danger of internet hate. They train their new techniques on newbie posters by telling them" Read the T.O.S. or gtfo". They participate and cause thier own damage but condemn everyone else for thiers. They can be good for keeping the forum moderated (no disrespect). They can get extreamly aggravated in thier traing and have roid rage. Beware they will likely flag this thread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Their are many classes I have neglected to mention...maybe you can name them...  Which one are you...thanks for reading  I'm an avid troll/dwarf btw....mining through old threads looking for mythril...and leaving foolish statements...I incite growth in forums due to my attractiveness to above said classes "

" @RetolledTruth said:

" Hey dudes
 
I'm pretty sure most people on this forum are aware of what a troll is...If not here is one definition:
 
Troll- 
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.    Now at one point or another I'm pretty sure we've all have been trolled at or have trolled someone. What I want to attempt to do in this thread is bring to your attention several other "Classes" of posters on forums.  First we have the troll of course whos definition I have given...so lets not be redundant  here goes -----------------------------------------------------------------------  2. E.L.F.'s- or also know as Elevated Life Forms, these posters frequent the most recent threads, usually. Thier coin phrase is "Actually..."   Habits: They are what we call forum nazi's. they correct people as often as they can- grammar,facts,spelling,picture- you name it. Supposing they are the best,They think people enjoy them. Which may be the case for trolls. Who purposely annoy e.l.f.'s to incite forum hate. They can be of help as they are very knowledgeable. Be ware...they may correct me in this thread. But its thier nature.   3. O.R.C.'s- or also known as Overly Realistic Commenters, they often frequent the offtopic sections. They are know by their coin phrase "FAKE!" Habits: like the elves they feel they are superior to everyone else. When people post thier opinion they feel the said opinions are unreal because the other poster is on the internet so he" must be a part of the web". They are extreamly explosive. Their worst enemies are elves; reason: O.R.C.'s have horrible grammar. They pull attention off of trolls and can be more dangerous. But they can be a help in weeding of fake facts and post.....though it's usually hit or miss. Beware ...they will pick out the "fake" things I have said  4. Last but not least: Knights- this isn't an acronym...they are genuinely knights...or at least they think they are. Thier coin phrase is: "Flagged" Habits: These guys feel like the forum would go to hell without them. They often frequent all threads they find may be in danger of internet hate. They train their new techniques on newbie posters by telling them" Read the T.O.S. or gtfo". They participate and cause thier own damage but condemn everyone else for thiers. They can be good for keeping the forum moderated (no disrespect). They can get extreamly aggravated in thier traing and have roid rage. Beware they will likely flag this thread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Their are many classes I have neglected to mention...maybe you can name them...  Which one are you...thanks for reading  I'm an avid troll/dwarf btw....mining through old threads looking for mythril...and leaving foolish statements...I incite growth in forums due to my attractiveness to above said classes "

IT'S SPELLED THEIR NOT "THIER", GOSH DARN IT. "

" @RetolledTruth said:

" Hey dudes
 
I'm pretty sure most people on this forum are aware of what a troll is...If not here is one definition:
 
Troll- 
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.    Now at one point or another I'm pretty sure we've all have been trolled at or have trolled someone. What I want to attempt to do in this thread is bring to your attention several other "Classes" of posters on forums.  First we have the troll of course whos definition I have given...so lets not be redundant  here goes -----------------------------------------------------------------------  2. E.L.F.'s- or also know as Elevated Life Forms, these posters frequent the most recent threads, usually. Thier coin phrase is "Actually..."   Habits: They are what we call forum nazi's. they correct people as often as they can- grammar,facts,spelling,picture- you name it. Supposing they are the best,They think people enjoy them. Which may be the case for trolls. Who purposely annoy e.l.f.'s to incite forum hate. They can be of help as they are very knowledgeable. Be ware...they may correct me in this thread. But its thier nature.   3. O.R.C.'s- or also known as Overly Realistic Commenters, they often frequent the offtopic sections. They are know by their coin phrase "FAKE!" Habits: like the elves they feel they are superior to everyone else. When people post thier opinion they feel the said opinions are unreal because the other poster is on the internet so he" must be a part of the web". They are extreamly explosive. Their worst enemies are elves; reason: O.R.C.'s have horrible grammar. They pull attention off of trolls and can be more dangerous. But they can be a help in weeding of fake facts and post.....though it's usually hit or miss. Beware ...they will pick out the "fake" things I have said  4. Last but not least: Knights- this isn't an acronym...they are genuinely knights...or at least they think they are. Thier coin phrase is: "Flagged" Habits: These guys feel like the forum would go to hell without them. They often frequent all threads they find may be in danger of internet hate. They train their new techniques on newbie posters by telling them" Read the T.O.S. or gtfo". They participate and cause thier own damage but condemn everyone else for thiers. They can be good for keeping the forum moderated (no disrespect). They can get extreamly aggravated in thier traing and have roid rage. Beware they will likely flag this thread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Their are many classes I have neglected to mention...maybe you can name them...  Which one are you...thanks for reading  I'm an avid troll/dwarf btw....mining through old threads looking for mythril...and leaving foolish statements...I incite growth in forums due to my attractiveness to above said classes "

IT'S SPELLED THEIR NOT "THIER", GOSH DARN IT. "

" @Daydream said:

" @RetolledTruth said:

" Hey dudes
 
I'm pretty sure most people on this forum are aware of what a troll is...If not here is one definition:
 
Troll- 
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.    Now at one point or another I'm pretty sure we've all have been trolled at or have trolled someone. What I want to attempt to do in this thread is bring to your attention several other "Classes" of posters on forums.  First we have the troll of course whos definition I have given...so lets not be redundant  here goes -----------------------------------------------------------------------  2. E.L.F.'s- or also know as Elevated Life Forms, these posters frequent the most recent threads, usually. Thier coin phrase is "Actually..."   Habits: They are what we call forum nazi's. they correct people as often as they can- grammar,facts,spelling,picture- you name it. Supposing they are the best,They think people enjoy them. Which may be the case for trolls. Who purposely annoy e.l.f.'s to incite forum hate. They can be of help as they are very knowledgeable. Be ware...they may correct me in this thread. But its thier nature.   3. O.R.C.'s- or also known as Overly Realistic Commenters, they often frequent the offtopic sections. They are know by their coin phrase "FAKE!" Habits: like the elves they feel they are superior to everyone else. When people post thier opinion they feel the said opinions are unreal because the other poster is on the internet so he" must be a part of the web". They are extreamly explosive. Their worst enemies are elves; reason: O.R.C.'s have horrible grammar. They pull attention off of trolls and can be more dangerous. But they can be a help in weeding of fake facts and post.....though it's usually hit or miss. Beware ...they will pick out the "fake" things I have said  4. Last but not least: Knights- this isn't an acronym...they are genuinely knights...or at least they think they are. Thier coin phrase is: "Flagged" Habits: These guys feel like the forum would go to hell without them. They often frequent all threads they find may be in danger of internet hate. They train their new techniques on newbie posters by telling them" Read the T.O.S. or gtfo". They participate and cause thier own damage but condemn everyone else for thiers. They can be good for keeping the forum moderated (no disrespect). They can get extreamly aggravated in thier traing and have roid rage. Beware they will likely flag this thread. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Their are many classes I have neglected to mention...maybe you can name them...  Which one are you...thanks for reading  I'm an avid troll/dwarf btw....mining through old threads looking for mythril...and leaving foolish statements...I incite growth in forums due to my attractiveness to above said classes "

IT'S SPELLED THEIR NOT "THIER", GOSH DARN IT. "

Haha. Beautiful. "

" @RetolledTruth: You're clever...oops! Or is that redundant? ;) "

I don't know what I am, I kind of fit Knight(as I try to resolve issues in the forums) but I don't honestly think that CV is screwed if I ever leave. It can run just fine without me around.

" I don't know what I am, I kind of fit Knight(as I try to resolve issues in the forums) but I don't honestly think that CV is screwed if I ever leave. It can run just fine without me around. "

what would a wizard be?

What do I have to do to be a Black Mage or even a Red Mage?

" @RetolledTruth:@thegreatfour: Wha?  I'm confused...... "

The colleseum fighter your phrase is "Insert game phrase here" you frequent game and battle threads and try to recruit other fighters in off topic...you cause forum hate by annoying invitation pm's

" @Decoy Elite said:

" @RetolledTruth:@thegreatfour: Wha?  I'm confused...... "

Also known as haxxers...due to thier forum experience they gain the innate ability to do thing normal posters can't thier pjrase is "I remember when"...you can guess why they are bad  ant its "What?" not Wha? "

" @RetolledTruth: groovey "

" The colleseum fighter your phrase is "Insert game phrase here" you frequent game and battle threads and try to recruit other fighters in off topic...you cause forum hate by annoying invitation pm's "

" @RetolledTruth said:

" The colleseum fighter your phrase is "Insert game phrase here" you frequent game and battle threads and try to recruit other fighters in off topic...you cause forum hate by annoying invitation pm's "

Why are all your descriptions so negative? "

" @Decoy Elite:  still I got Fighter I can wield four swords "

" @Decoy Elite: yep that's totally me ^.^ "

" @thegreatfour said:

" @Decoy Elite:  still I got Fighter I can wield four swords "

Fighter is a bad arse in 8-Bit Theater. Although it comes at a cost.

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He's an idiot.

@RetolledTruth: I actually I frequent the Battles section the most(with the RPG section in a close second) "

" @Decoy Elite: what can black mage do? I remember weird dark electricity coming from him and killing white mage and that's about it "

" @Decoy Elite: and he can ride dragons to go to Australia "

" @Decoy Elite: well... that makes much more sense "

" @Decoy Elite: yeah you had that battle thread with him vs (how ever it was) "

 @Decoy Elite:

i dont fit any of those. the only parts that pertain to me are i go for top floating threads part do to being lazy, and part
my nice slow connection.but i intentionally screw up my own grammer so that removes me, and i could care less
about anyone's diction.
 
I post as randomly as it gets. I can post something wacky and 100% irrelevant and in the next post something
detailed and mathematical and in the next something poetic or philosophical.
 in the tradition here of giving it a bad and one sided name i am whats known online commonly
as a " crackhead ", though i dont use (no offense to those that do, your nice people)
i do adhere to that posting style lacking any real structure at all and having it all at once.

I have no idea what I am and I m not sure about these classes.

" I have no idea what I am and I m not sure about these classes. "

This thread is interesting and relevant.
 

i'm the kind of troll that only posts her honest opinion for fear that someone will dub anything she says otherwise as wrong and noobish.  :X