The church of superman

Repent and Wenjun will once again accept you.

@scouterv: Batman's parents died before gokus did LOL.

@scouterv: he killed his parent tho

#Oozaru

Mine did not. I was controlling it perfectly. ;p

It was just a victim of circumstance. It died an honorable death!

This and corrected!

@overlordarthas: Thank you Brother !

Yeah, but it wasn't cool then. Bardock made dying look cool.

Was actually referring to Bardock, but good point.

@sophia89: grammar is the least of our problems. I am here to have you accept supergod into your heart and forgive your sins. superman is love. superman is life.

True Dat

HYLIAN IS NOW EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH OF CHEW FOR HERESY!

@jonez120: Like I care. Batman is a false god. Superman is love. Superman is life.

@sophia89: No. Anyone who claims to be the true god that isn't superman is a false god.

Oh my.

What in the fack is a Wenjun Jew ?

I heard they are renaming florida to Batmans neighbourhood

False prophet. Heresy. Blasphemy. Evil.

This thread is the Anti-Chew.

NOPE

Bat-God and Bat-God only

False prophet.

KILL THE NON CHEWLIEVER!!! THE CHEWSADES HAVE BEGUN!!!!!

What is this where is Batman?

Someone baptize me in this church like right now. I've been blinded by the church's of Batman and Spider-Man for far too long

@impervious: Yes.

*brings you into the room of superman*

Please sit down in front of the superman statue.

*places superman comics around you*

To our lord superman, accept this man into your league. He strives to be one with all

*lights candles*

You are now baptized