The church of superman

In the beginning there was nothing. but from this nothingness Superman was born.Then Superman created Batman to help him create peace in the universe. He then created all of the other life in the universe. But then Batman got jealous of Superman and stole some of his power. Batman was then banished to our lonely planet earth. Superman then disguised himself as a young child. and came to earth to get his power back. When he arrvied to earth he found that a false profit under the name of Wejun-Chew was praising batman and prep. He knew that getting his power back would be hard so he then befriended Batman. Superman eventually got his power back and is now recruiting people to praise our true lord and savior.

So please praise your lord and savior Superman. Superman will guide you down the correct path and save your sole. If you believe in Superman you will move on to the afterlife and live forever in paradise. If you don't believe you will you will be forever forever wander the realm of fire.

This is Superman after having some of his holyness stolen by Batman

This is Supermans true form. He is at his full power and is now omnipotent.

Superman's true form is greater than everyone else. He can beat Toaa, the presence, Thanos with the infinity gauntlet and Hotu and batman with chew-force with a wave of his hand.

*yawn

False prophet! Thou shalt not worship a god other than thy Batman!

thank you for giving me more reason to not like superman

@mandarinestro: I thought the same thing until I was save by Superman. He has let me see the truth. Please accept him into you heart and you will be able to see the truth

@cresshadow: @kyrees: You dare question your Lord and savior? Fine then burn for an eternity.

hail etrigan !!!

@mandarinestro:

@hylian: i dare question such false teachings when lord chew gives better teachings.

Herrisy I tell you.Superman is love. Superman is life. He teaches you morals. He teaches you how to live a happy life.

@hylian: heresy, superman teaches boyscoutism, not love and life

@hylian: Thanks ! :D
That was hilarious. :p

@kyrees: NO! SUPERMAN TEACHES YOU RIGHT FROM WRONG!!! BATMAN TEACHES YOU HATRED AND VENGANCE!!!!

@realitywarper: @hylian: @kyrees:

Guys if you peek into the Holy Super Bible the message is love and life and right from wrong, Superman can save your soul!!! You just have to accept him into your heart!!!

I wonder how long it will be before these "churches" get out of hand and the mods just say enough.

I'll give it a month and a half. Any bets?

@sophia89: We may be few now. but when that time comes our army will be able to crush anything that gets in the way

then we let the light shine and our Lord Superman will guide us to victory!!!!

Poser

#BatGod

Just accept Supergod into your heart. The truth will be revealed and you will be saved from your sins.

Funny.

Hail SuperGod!!

Why not co-exist and destroy other false Gods?

Goku is one true GOD!

@WarBlade539 said:

Why not co-exist and destroy other false Gods?

Batman is a false god.

HERISSSY!!!!!!! KILLLLLL ITTT WIIITHHTHT FIRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wenjun Chew is way better than Superman and you know it.

@WarBlade539 said:

@hylian said:

@WarBlade539 said:

Why not co-exist and destroy other false Gods?

Batman is a false god.

No. Batman betrayed Superman. If Batman didn't get greedy then I would also worship him. I wouldn't worship him to the extent that I would with Superman. But Batman is a traitor and villain. I must eradicate any people who think other wise.

This so called chew force that all of you are talking about is actually the power that batman stole from superman

The batgod reign supreme over any false god, those who false gods(goku, superman, doom) shall be erased from existence with their false gods. Prep time is counting worship the one true god before it finshes and you all get erased from existence. Prep time waits for no one, BEWARNED.

The batgod reign supreme over any false god, those who false gods(goku, superman, doom) shall be erased from existence with their false gods. Prep time is counting worship the one true god before it finshes and you all get erased from existence. Prep time waits for no one, BEWARNED.

Why do people force superman to be a copy of BatGod all the time now???

#New52supermansparentsaredead

Lies!!!!!!! If Superman was as powerful as you say, how did he manage to lose that power??? Hmmmmmmm?????????

All hail the Batgod!!!!

@hylian: brother you are misguided, don't refuge at the hands of the false god, superman never created batman, the batgod created the superman and now he thinks himself powerful over the batgod, he even tried to steal the #chew_force. Once his prep is over superman will know no mercy.

@gizmorino: @norrinboltagonprime21: I have accepted Superman into my heart. I have seen the truth. I have been saved. Supergod is our true god. anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong. Superman is love. Superman is life.

Lord Galactus would laugh at your little batman and superman if they weren't beneath his notice.

@joshmightbe: and @hylian: NOOO!!!!! Batgod please have mercy on their souls for they know not of what they speak. Chew_force>power-cosmic. The fallen angel(red hood) of the batgod can be released on both your souls for saying such... Such..... Banned words, he will shoot on to thy with bullets empowered with the chew-force.

Superman was created from prep time and so was galactus, all their weaknesses lies in the heavens which is deep in the batcave.

With prep all things are possible----- words of our lord the batgod,

The cowl is the most holy clothe in the whole universe----- words of Angel Dick the great,

All shall die or serve the batgod----- words of Angel Damian the killer of batgod haters.

Convert before prep time is over!!!!!

@gizmorino: No. You have it all wrong. Superman came first and then created Batman. Superman is love. Superman is life

@jmarshmellow look at this heresy! To arms brothers, to arms! May the chew force guide us to victory!

Accept Superman as your lord and savior and you can be saved!!!!

@hylian: superman has brain washed you , repent so you shall enter the batcave, the most holiest place in the whole of creation, superman is a false god and those who follow him shall burn in the lake of the kryptonite flames, please, listen to me, superman is a false god. May the chew_force be with you.

@gizmorino: No. Superman spoke to me. He showed me the truth. You are the brainwashed one. Batman is a false god. Just accept Supergod into your heart. All of your sins will be forgiven. He will show you the truth. Superman is love. Superman is life.

@hylian: you were hillucinating, angel dick spoke thy holy and true words of the batgod to me three days ago. The batgod is pure power, pure good, he will free those who the tyrant superman has bonded in the injustice universe, the red son universe and many other universe he has captives, his son his holiness Lord wenjun_chew is with his father prepping for those superman has bonded and the last days

@gizmorino: No No. Superman is love. Superman is life.

Goku had dead parents before it was cool.

Just Saiyan.