The admit something embarrassing about yourself thread

@blackarmor said:

Dude...

Yeah after all the masturbating comments, this is where we draw the line.

Young me had horrible taste and watched it over and over and now current me can't watch it without the biggest nostalgia goggles ever.

I am 22 and cannot ride a bike......

Well, anywhere else but this website; admitting that I am 28 year old comicbook, cartoon, book (novel), art (superhero and classic cartoon), Broadway and movie (all; good or bad; new or classic) fanatic would be something to be, at least, slightly admonished. People usually tell me that I that I am immature and need to grow up, and they are probably right; but, I've always worn that badge with pride. I like my interests, and have no intention of changing who I am. This site just makes me feel more at home. T'is why I love you all, and thank you!

...but, i am sure I can think of something actually embarrassing about myself. I just need to think, so I can post the juicy stuff. (juicy...that made it sound a bit dirty..didnt it?)

When I go out for a jog in my mind i think I'm the Flash

@deathstroke02: Fair enough.

Ah ah ah ah, monsterstomp, you made me roll on the floor.

Same when i was kid. I got the promotion mugs they had from the movie at McDonalds and to this day i still drink my OJ from it

@joygirl: I WILL SOLVE IT !!!

Anyways here goes

I thought Israel was a Muslim country

I am 10+ years old and just learned how to ride a bike properly

I didn't know atheists existed until i was 11

I sometimes hate looking myself in the mirror.

I can't draw...like at all

I once killed a little girl with my bare hands

@humanrocket: Those glasses are awesome! I got em too...somewhere. o.o

I dislike Fanboys.

@patrat18 said:

Everyone dislikes fanboys, except for fanboys...

I genuinely like Superman 3 & 4.

I'm afraid to tell someone I hated something if they liked it. (For example: I couldn't bring myself to tell my friends that Iron Man 3 sucked, because they loved it.)

I constantly think I'm being watched.

I always wonder if I have a mental disease and everything isn't what is seems.

I think the Dark Knight Rises is easily the worst of the Batman trilogy.

I do too and I turn 24 in two months. I feel like I'll never truly be an adult.

Whats embarrassing is that I'v tried to figure this comment out and still can't after 10 minutes.

@tikhunt: Hint: It's an anagram but it's separated into randomly-sized words. It will be easier to look at it like this

Grataevolgapin'onconttiff

And make the words yourself.

That apostrophe is your best friend.

@joygirl: Still cant figure it out so in a week today I'm gonna ask for the answer if I haven't figured it out by then. I believe I'm over thinking it and its probably something simple, oh well at least I have something to do in college tomorrow.

P.S Don't tell me until next Thursday

I have a habit of flexing my pecs in rhythm to music while driving.

I used to wet the bed when I was younger.....To make matters worse I did not stop doing it until I was 12 years old T_T

Let's see I love owl city and Carly Rae Jespen, I haven't had sex in 5 months, I have horribly depressive soul crushing mood swings, I have a few novellas I've gotten about 5 pages in writing but never have the attention to keep going, I play d&d with friends when I can, I play both pokemon and smash bros competitively, I shower every other day (but that's to keep my hair healthy), I'm ridiculously pale, I like to walk around without a shirt because I think I look nice but really it's more of Ghandi cut, I have bad self image issues, I come off as pretentious without meaning to, and I guess I'm a hipster in denial.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to dress up in brown, lay on the ground and pretend I'm a potato...

two and a something month bump to say PM me the meaning.

I'm not going to lie I burst out laughing to that one.

It's a little over 5 inches.

Go for it man, just go for it, trust me. I've been in the same position as you & you just never know what you'll get out of it. =3 Even if you do get rejected, it's a learning experience. And if she says "yes", you won't be disapointed.

Do it! :D

I go to the movie theater to watch movies by myself a lot

You guys can solve each other's problem.

@aonosawada:

Me too, it was almost monthly.

Too far..

-I never finished Majora's Mask

-I can't ride a bike

-I was beaten by a 9 year old kid in a 100 meters flat race.

We try :)

I'm perfect and egoist

i am addicted to p0rn.

I used to lie about losing my virginity to my friends until I actually lost my virginity, i love Ke$ha,

I was sensitive about that too, until I learned in my human sexuality class that average size is 5.4 inches. Its myth and the adult film industry that perpetuate the misconception. But I will admit this: the second we learned that I immediately grabbed the tape measure. Six even ;).

Ahh c: yeah, I'm just like you. The second I learned about it I did the same, except I learned the most of it through like.. Yahoo! Answers, haha. I just spilled it out. The Vine tends to be a much-too-comfortable place for me, haha.

Oh, I'm 16 & still a virgin. I plan to loose it 18 or older or when I get married. Whatever comes first.

To get out of grade 2 class, i pretended i was going deaf and the teacher bought it.....more ashamed then embarressed :(

I am afraid of tape

I can't whistle.

When I was 16 I had sex with a 18 old girl without protection almost 100x, I fill very stupid thinking about it now. After a year we broke up she dated another guy had kids with him, that could have been me at 17 years old....

@sheenlantern said:

Just scavaged my whole room (mostly my rug) for pieces of ____ so I could fill a bowl

@russellmania77: I shouldn't, but I laughed

I'm 19 years old and I need the light on when I go to sleep, if not a light I will leave the tv on, or I leave my laptop on Netflix. I have night terrors, I try to convince my family and myself that I'm not scared of the night terrors I see, but I feel like I'm just lying about it.

i like the prequels and i think peoples are over estimating the rest of the star wars.

@the_rogue_moderator: Lmao its ok XD

i have anxiety issues (due to bad parenting) so i have a hard time understanding and processing any form of affection

I have a slight stammer and often trip over my own words.

I have very sweaty hands, my family will never let me hear the end of it.