The admit something embarrassing about yourself thread

I LIVE WITH MY MOM AND IM 29!

Same with me except I'm 21

I live under a bridge, waiting for goats

If your a Troll, what does that make me!?

@laflux: No, I sell goat and goat accessories. Yep

Yep what o_O?

@laflux: I tell you what.

What?

I had a dream where i was an X-Man for 5 seconds.

I woke up and realized i gotta tone down the comics.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia:

You have created a doomsday device...

I...nothing comes to mind, right now. I get embarrassed, but don`t think I`m embarrassing, myself.

SOMETIMES I WET THE BED.

At night I run around dressed as a giant mouse, terrorizing the hearts of villains

IM REALLY TINY.

sometimes I watch fox "news"

I have a 3" penis...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.....JK

@kfhrfdu_89_76k:

I watch it to laugh but still. I make a conscious decision to turn the channel to fox news

I LIKE TO PLAY DRESS UP.

When I first got interested in girls I got a She-Hulk comic. In a way I lost my virginity to her...

Big whoop. I'm 37 and live with my parents and I don't plan on leaving.

I'm not actually batman :(

Manscaping.

I like chicken.

Use to like cats more than dogs....

I watch tv in a Superman snuggie.

Gratae volga pin'on cont tiff.

Last time i had sex was 8 months ago.

@joygirl: Come again?

IM STILL A VIRGIN.

Even though I'm by far the best dancer in terms of solo breakdancing, pop n locking and what not at my high school, I'm a hot mess when it comes to couple dancing.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: not anymore, strap in lmao

Beastiality with a women turns me on. I'm not a furry, its just the idea beastiality that turns me on...

I don't like being around transies (let the flaming begin) I don't hate em, I understand there life style but I am who I am. I would rather hang out wt the gay husband instead of the wife

I dont like shaving

I can't dance.

I can't swim.

I genuinely enjoyed the Tank Girl movie.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: It's an anagram. :3 Too dirty to say.

Sometimes I think about what I want to do in life. You know, who I am and what I want to be. And I realize no matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I work. I can never be what I really want to be.

I'm 21 and I don't know how to ride a bike.

I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

Im 22 and i've never had a girlfriend...

That's more action than huge majority of this forum

Including myself

I'm afraid to propose ! Not cause I'm afraid of commitment.. But because she could say no !