#1 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

I LIVE WITH MY MOM AND IM 29!

#2 Posted by russellmania77 (15740 posts) - - Show Bio

Same with me except I'm 21

#3 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

I live under a bridge, waiting for goats

#4 Posted by laflux (17463 posts) - - Show Bio

I live under a bridge, waiting for goats

If your a Troll, what does that make me!?

#5 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: No, I sell goat and goat accessories. Yep

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#7 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

What?

#9 Posted by XImpossibruX (5183 posts) - - Show Bio

I had a dream where i was an X-Man for 5 seconds.

I woke up and realized i gotta tone down the comics.

#10 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3772 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_last_son_of_czarnia:

You have created a doomsday device...

I...nothing comes to mind, right now. I get embarrassed, but don`t think I`m embarrassing, myself.

#11 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

SOMETIMES I WET THE BED.

#12 Posted by batmannflash (6226 posts) - - Show Bio

At night I run around dressed as a giant mouse, terrorizing the hearts of villains

#13 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

IM REALLY TINY.

#14 Posted by SOG7dc (7795 posts) - - Show Bio

sometimes I watch fox "news"

#15 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a 3" penis...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.....JK

#16 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3772 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc said:

sometimes I watch fox "news"

Dude...

#17 Posted by SOG7dc (7795 posts) - - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k:

I watch it to laugh but still. I make a conscious decision to turn the channel to fox news

#18 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

I LIKE TO PLAY DRESS UP.

#19 Posted by TheMadMarvel (45 posts) - - Show Bio

When I first got interested in girls I got a She-Hulk comic. In a way I lost my virginity to her...

#20 Edited by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

I LIVE WITH MY MOM AND IM 29!

Big whoop. I'm 37 and live with my parents and I don't plan on leaving.

#21 Edited by russellmania77 (15740 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not actually batman :(

#22 Posted by GraniteSoldier (8589 posts) - - Show Bio

Manscaping.

#23 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I live under a bridge, waiting for goats

How do you have internet under a bridge?

Are you magic or? I want to understand.

#24 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

My finger tips, not the nails but the tips are always dirty no matter how much I wash my hands. It sucks. It's as if I perspire grime.

#25 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (7616 posts) - - Show Bio

I like chicken.

#26 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7710 posts) - - Show Bio

Use to like cats more than dogs....

#27 Edited by SuperManofSteel (22 posts) - - Show Bio

I watch tv in a Superman snuggie.

(That's not me in the picture.)

#28 Posted by Joygirl (20106 posts) - - Show Bio

Gratae volga pin'on cont tiff.

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#29 Posted by CheeseSticks (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Last time i had sex was 8 months ago.

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#30 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Edited by TheAcidSkull (18267 posts) - - Show Bio

*cracks Fingers*

My Feet are Like two Large frying Pans

I have VERY stretchy skin, i'm basically mister fantastic , the only difference is that i can't do it willingly, you just have to stretch it with your hand.

My eyes twitches and My teeth grind when i get angry

i am clumsy dork, i've bumped into and trampled people by accident, yeah you heard me.

as a little Kid i've done MANY embarrassing things to get attention, glad my young self personality is dead and forgotten

i am Terrible at football and i don't watch Football even though i come from family of football hardcore fans

I was VERY very Ignorant as a kid. Georgia is an ignorant Place with ignorant people (most people), so it rubbed of on me, glad the internet saved me.

I have very very very very very very very manly and hairy legs. This isn't embarrassing, it's awesome and i'm putting it out there, HA!

i have No F*cking Beard! and i REALLLLY Want one, i would sell your souls for one.

When i first listened to my voice on the recording i facepalmed myself because the guy speaking sounded nothing like me. HE DIDN'T!

I don't think sometimes, so i come up with the stupidest solutions for problems

i Girl Could wear an *I LIKE YOU* sign on her forehead and i wouldn't be able to take the hint, i am serious BTW

I have issues with the words "adorable" and "cute"(etc)

grabbing my cheek is blasphemy and it will lead me to cut your hands of!and eat them! WHILE YOU WATCH! only specific people can do that and even then i get peeved.

by cracking my fingers, and i can't stop and need help, i have basically deformed the structure of my once awesome fingers.

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#32 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

IM STILL A VIRGIN.

#33 Posted by Juiceboks (10222 posts) - - Show Bio

Even though I'm by far the best dancer in terms of solo breakdancing, pop n locking and what not at my high school, I'm a hot mess when it comes to couple dancing.

#34 Posted by russellmania77 (15740 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Edited by BadVoodoo (381 posts) - - Show Bio

Beastiality with a women turns me on. I'm not a furry, its just the idea beastiality that turns me on...

#36 Posted by russellmania77 (15740 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't like being around transies (let the flaming begin) I don't hate em, I understand there life style but I am who I am. I would rather hang out wt the gay husband instead of the wife

#37 Posted by Pipxeroth (500 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm to scared to watch porn.

#38 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3772 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes I`m not comfortable being who I am.

#39 Edited by TheAcidSkull (18267 posts) - - Show Bio

I can Faith-hill without a shirt. My skin is really stretchy.

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#40 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18586 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont like shaving

#41 Edited by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't dance.

#42 Posted by Chibio (920 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't swim.

#43 Posted by Joygirl (20106 posts) - - Show Bio

I genuinely enjoyed the Tank Girl movie.

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#44 Edited by Joygirl (20106 posts) - - Show Bio
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#45 Posted by lilben42 (2593 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes I think about what I want to do in life. You know, who I am and what I want to be. And I realize no matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I work. I can never be what I really want to be.

#46 Edited by The Stegman (25451 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm 21 and I don't know how to ride a bike.

#47 Posted by TifaLockhart (14114 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

#48 Posted by GhostRavage (9283 posts) - - Show Bio

Im 22 and i've never had a girlfriend...

#49 Posted by frogdog (3405 posts) - - Show Bio

Last time i had sex was 8 months ago.

That's more action than huge majority of this forum

Including myself

#50 Edited by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm afraid to propose ! Not cause I'm afraid of commitment.. But because she could say no !