The £1million Shark Hypothetical

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#1  Edited By jazmac

The setting is an Olympic sized swimming pool, inside this pool is a full grown and fully alive great white shark. There are no other variables that you can use to your advantage and the shark is neither hungry or full and has complete freedom within the pool, the question is:

Would you swim across the pool (length ways) to the other side for £1million?

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EDIT: Small clarification to make you have as much prep time as you need but you're not allowed to leave the pool from the sides however you can leave from the end that you entered in but obviously you won't get the million unless you complete one length across from one end to the other. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE ANYTHING OUTSIDE WHAT I HAVE SAID IN THE QUESTION, also in this hypothetical the shark is perfectly alive and mobile in the pool and cannot die by any means. It's a simple question and you're not allowed to add anything at all to it.

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#2  Edited By cattlebattle

Sure, unless he is provoked, I would think he has no reason to attack.......
 
Although, It might be the last thought I ever have

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#3  Edited By Mercy_

Yes

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Man... I don't know. I agree with cattlebattle that unless it's provoked or something the Great Whit shouldn't attack. But man just being in the water with it... lol. I would be swimming faster than motherfcka tho.

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#5  Edited By 0n1zuka

That's a lot of cash, but no.

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#6  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

Yea I would, It's not like its a tiger shark or anything 

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#7  Edited By TheWitchingHour

Not a chance. I might do it widthwise... but lengthwise? No way.

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#8  Edited By HolySerpent

Hell fcking no. Im a terrible swimmer. Im 21 and I never past the deep-in test. But that is a lot of money.

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#9  Edited By _Zombie_

Provided I have time to get ready so I don't s**t myself, and considering I'm an above-average swimmer? Yeah. If there's no blood on you, he has no reason to go after you, so you'd just swim really fast to the other end and be fine.

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#10  Edited By Nessy

It's basically a question of:

1. Would you be able to force yourself into the pool.

2. What do you think the odds of the Great White attacking you are.

Personally my life is too awesome to risk it for £1000000. Maybe if I were depressed and had nothing to live for then I'd go for it.

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#11  Edited By Dracade102

As long as there's absolutely no blood on me at all and I have no cuts or pricks on me at all, I could do that. I certainly wouldn't be swimming like I'd be racing though, I'd have to pace myself or my asthma would get me. Plus, the less splashing I could make the better.

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#12  Edited By HBKTimHBK

Yes, I would kill the shark, then swim.

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#13  Edited By InnerVenom123

I would want to.

But I would be crippled by my fear of the damn things.

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Sharks don't attack humans for no reason. If you had a surfboard or something, than I would say no, but if you were swimming normally than yes I would do it for $1,000,000. Not for free though. Noooooooo..

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#15  Edited By cyberninja

1 million before or after tax?

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#16  Edited By KnightRise

As.much.prep.time.as.I.want?..Im.bringing.a.fatty.seal.carcass.and.taking.my.time.to.cross.with.calmness.

But.seriously,.as.an.environmental.student,.people.arent.that.appetizing.to.healthy.sharks..But.you.never.know

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#17  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

No, and anyone who says otherwise is lying. Just seeing the shark (of that size) in the pool is enough to make anyone go "Yeah, not getting in there."

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#18  Edited By nickthedevil

I'm not lying. The shark should be dead in seconds due to bleah/chlorine poisoning. I win.

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#19  Edited By King_Saturn
I am taking the challenge... I can defeat the shark and swim across using "The Power of The Brown Lizard"
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#20  Edited By jeanlucpicard

No.

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#21  Edited By The_Thunderer

@k4tzm4n: You get prep how can you lose?

I would get a gun and a grenade and kill the shark then get in and swim to the other side casually and take my 1 million

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#22  Edited By ShootingNova

I might.

I would probably just murder the Shark with an AK-47 and then swim.

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Yeah sure, and immediately after that I'll go set a grenade on fire.

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#24  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

I sincerely doubt prep time allows for a tactic that would kill the shark, seeing as that defeats the entire purpose of the thread.The OP simply didn't establish enough rules.

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#25  Edited By karetaker

just getting in a pool that small would disturb the water enough to alert the shark. doesn't mean it would it would eat me but would deff scare the xrap out of me when i turns twards me

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#26  Edited By BlackLace
@jazmac
 
Silliness! a shark couldn't last in there, not enough oxygen.  So absolutely, I would (1) wait five minutes until it suffocated (2) swim across the pool and (3) collect the money and donate it to a reward to put you behind bars for animal cruelty.  
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#27  Edited By jazmac

@k4tzm4n said:

I sincerely doubt prep time allows for a tactic that would kill the shark, seeing as that defeats the entire purpose of the thread.The OP simply didn't establish enough rules.

What does "There are no other variables that you can use to your advantage" mean then?

But ok I'll be super extra clear so as nobody can add in there own rules.

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#28  Edited By agent9149

@jazmac: whats the temperature of the pool

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#29  Edited By GhostRider29

I've gone Shark Diving before, this would be no trouble for me. But I'd be pissed for the Shark. It'd die fast.