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#1 Posted by FALLENprophet (6555 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a thread to post either a awkward moment you've had or thought of, just for a few laughs, or a few "I remember when that happen to me." 
 
That awkward moment when you're in a room and all the lights black out, and you say," I can't see anything!" and a blind guy says,"Now you know how I feel."

#2 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio

I walked into the ladies restroom without realizing it. I was scratching my head at why there were so many stalls......Sadly I mistakenly did the same thing a couple days later.

#3 Posted by Primmaster64 (21137 posts) - - Show Bio

....Almost everyone moment in my life...

#4 Posted by Owen_Porter (83249 posts) - - Show Bio

Awkward moments are for Social Assassins.

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#5 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob said:
I walked into the ladies restroom without realizing it. I was scratching my head at why there were so many stalls......Sadly I mistakenly did the same thing a couple days later.
Would of been even more awkward if any girls saw you.
#6 Posted by danhimself (21904 posts) - - Show Bio

it's always really awkward when people get in verbal fights right in front of you....my friend and his mom used to do it right in front of company all the time

#7 Posted by jack16ichigo (453 posts) - - Show Bio
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
#8 Posted by Aiden Cross (15513 posts) - - Show Bio

Accidently robbing a street musician is up there..

#9 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@jack16ichigo said:
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
I've done this multiple times before don't regret it. =)
#10 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes I blurt out random "jokes" that are so unbelievably not funny that it makes me feel...dead inside.

#11 Posted by jack16ichigo (453 posts) - - Show Bio
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
I've done this multiple times before don't regret it. =)
I don't regret it but i got some really dirty looks for laughing when the main character died i don't  know what the big deal was he came back...
#12 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@ARMIV said:
Sometimes I blurt out random "jokes" that are so unbelievably not funny that it makes me feel...dead inside.
Same with me also as I'm very random.
#13 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@jack16ichigo said:
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
I've done this multiple times before don't regret it. =)
I don't regret it but i got some really dirty looks for laughing when the main character died i don't  know what the big deal was he came back...
Here's what you tell them you put on a Mr. T accent and be like "What you looking at fool?!" or put on a Joker accent and say "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on your face." that usually gets people to turn away.
#14 Posted by FALLENprophet (6555 posts) - - Show Bio

when you're telling a funny story then you realize no one is listening to you so you stop mid sentence

#15 Posted by jack16ichigo (453 posts) - - Show Bio
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
I've done this multiple times before don't regret it. =)
I don't regret it but i got some really dirty looks for laughing when the main character died i don't  know what the big deal was he came back...
Here's what you tell them you put on a Mr. T accent and be like "What you looking at fool?!" or put on a Joker accent and say "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on your face." that usually gets people to turn away.
I'll go with the joker :)
#16 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@jack16ichigo said:
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
@Samimista said:
@jack16ichigo said:
Laughed at the worst possible moment in the cinema's and everyone looked at me ironically i was laughing at them gawping at the screen.
I've done this multiple times before don't regret it. =)
I don't regret it but i got some really dirty looks for laughing when the main character died i don't  know what the big deal was he came back...
Here's what you tell them you put on a Mr. T accent and be like "What you looking at fool?!" or put on a Joker accent and say "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on your face." that usually gets people to turn away.
I'll go with the joker :)
Good choice sir :)
#17 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

Saw a girl the other day, she was looking away, so I looked at the nice pair of melons that she had for couple of seconds admiring it's awesomeness, looked back up and she was looking at me; I thought to myself "OH SH*T", and looked away quickly. 

#18 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet said:
when you're telling a funny story then you realize no one is listening to you so you stop mid sentence
 
 
This.
#19 Posted by Samimista (20185 posts) - - Show Bio
@cyberninja said:
Saw a girl the other day, she was looking away, so I looked at the nice pair of melons that she had for couple of seconds admiring it's awesomeness, looked back up and she was looking at me; I thought to myself "OH SH*T", and looked away quickly. 
I find this funny. xD
#20 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

When you see a old friend in the store and keep bumping into them.
#21 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (3892 posts) - - Show Bio

I was driving through my hometown after being away for two years, just driving and seeing what has changed. Take a left hand turn and realize I've pulled into the middle of a parade...I had to drive like 8 blocks behind horses and in front of a dance troop. The awkward part is I through pennies out the window because I didn't have candy.

#22 Posted by Westlife (1798 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet said:
when you're telling a funny story then you realize no one is listening to you so you stop mid sentence
What you do to (Sort of) avoid that, you keep on going as if everyone is still there or you haven't noticed they aren't listening. Then everyone will look at you again and they'll be all like "what is he talking about?" and sometimes compare you to an old man. Or at least that's what happened to me. Funny thing was, I didn't realize nobody knew what I was talking about. But I'm immune to social awkwardness in almost any case.
#23 Posted by Do I have to give a name? (971 posts) - - Show Bio

I remember taking an exam once and knocking over a  metal sign saying "Exams in progress, please be quiet." Causing an almighty racket and numerous comments on the irony.....

#24 Posted by GT-Man (4054 posts) - - Show Bio

When he wonder why everyone is staring at you and you walk out of the bathroom to see that it has a Lady sign (Was a a Raiders Game Too :(
#25 Posted by GT-Man (4054 posts) - - Show Bio

Or When a little kid puts his pants down in a potter-poty butt naked and you don't know what to say or do
#26 Posted by longbowhunter (5838 posts) - - Show Bio
@DoomDoomDoom said:
I was driving through my hometown after being away for two years, just driving and seeing what has changed. Take a left hand turn and realize I've pulled into the middle of a parade...I had to drive like 8 blocks behind horses and in front of a dance troop. The awkward part is I through pennies out the window because I didn't have candy.

You cant be serious? This is the best thing I've read all day!
#27 Posted by longbowhunter (5838 posts) - - Show Bio

There was one time at work I had to train a guy in. We get to talking and he said he has like 6 siblings. Being an only child and not being able to process this I jokingly reply. "Wow, if I was your Dad I would have killed myself". He then simply states, "He did"!!!!
#28 Posted by Green Skin (2932 posts) - - Show Bio

Once while hanging out with a group of friends this girl was talking about how she'd never seen Back to the Future.  I asked "What kind of Nazi has never seen Back to the Future."  She was clearly not amused as she started getting really really pissed before replying, "I'M JEWISH!!"  
 
I figured she was already mad, so why not swing for the fences.  Then I replied "Oh...well thanks for killing Christ then."
 
She wasn't amused by that either, lol.

#29 Posted by FALLENprophet (6555 posts) - - Show Bio

when that ugly fat girl, beside that really hot woman thinks you're checking her out and calls you a perv
#30 Posted by buttersdaman000 (8797 posts) - - Show Bio

When you are sitting in a row and there are two seat between you and another person. When somebody else comes to sit down they choose the seat next to the other person.
Let the self doubt begin...........

#31 Edited by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

When you are enjoying....umm....... intimate time with your wife and your kid walks in the room 

#32 Posted by buttersdaman000 (8797 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe
I can beat that
When youre having sex with a chick and she answers text
 
DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!!
......It was a friend......
#33 Posted by FALLENprophet (6555 posts) - - Show Bio
@buttersdaman000 said:
@joshmightbe
I can beat that
When youre having sex with a chick and she answers text
 
DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!! ......It was a friend......

Oh. wow that way to stop the mojo and put someones self esteem down
#34 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (1949 posts) - - Show Bio

  

#35 Posted by Loki9876 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

the  moment someone spits at you or you at somebody accidently

#36 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio
@buttersdaman000 said:
@joshmightbe
I can beat that
When youre having sex with a chick and she answers text
 
DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!! ......It was a friend......
thats more depressing than awkward 
#37 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

When my girlfriend told me she was a lesbian.

#38 Edited by CraftyArrow (123 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vortex13 said:

When my girlfriend told me she was a lesbian.

O_O
#39 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio
@CraftyArrow said:
@Vortex13 said:

When my girlfriend told me she was a lesbian.

O_O
In retrospect it's hilarious. My comment (after like a minute of silence) was "I must be a terrible lay."
#40 Posted by Vortex13 (12156 posts) - - Show Bio

Another one would be when I bent down to pick up my wallet after dropping it and realizing I had bent down in front of a couple making out and that the girl was wearing a mini skirt and not exactly sitting like a lady and I got a full view she gave me a dirty look and I walked away as fast as I could because her boyfriend happened to be much bigger than me. What was really funny about it though is that she gave me a dirty look while still making out.

#41 Edited by SurelockeHomes (2195 posts) - - Show Bio

 Being a redhead in England.
 
Being British in American schools and having the girlfriend whom everyone else wants to date. Also empowering, but you have to deal with a lot of stares because everyone else wants you dead.
 
At a dinner meeting between my family and my girlfriend's family, and both pairs of parents catch us making out in her room after dinner. Then, after everyone has left, her father comes back, says "I don't want you pregnant," and throws me a condom. I just sat there, flabbergasted, for a good 3 minutes, and she's looking at me, snickering.

#42 Posted by superojsimpson (784 posts) - - Show Bio

horny people these days.
 
I had that awkward moment in class when my teacher made me say the word "PENNIES" and I said "PEN!S"

#43 Edited by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - - Show Bio

Accidentally punched my father In the face.......yeah

#44 Posted by SurelockeHomes (2195 posts) - - Show Bio

Also, the first moment when I'm in the American school and I get introduced to my class. As soon as I speak my name, the girls in the class start squealing and fanning themselves whilst saying "Say something else, please." Then all the guys give me angry looks and say "He's whack!" All I could say was "All I did was tell you all my name. How does that make me whack?""

#45 Posted by FALLENprophet (6555 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheSpiritStalker said:
                        haha that is messed up
#46 Posted by superojsimpson (784 posts) - - Show Bio

that was so awesome.
 
well I had a similiar issue. remember those toy gns you used to play with? them and their plastic bullets.
my dad just told me to stop playing with one and says he's coming back after sleep then he removed the bullets. I didn't listen and placed the bullets back. And when I got bored I left the gun on top of the table. then when he woke up and my lil brother was with him he showed my bro the toy gun I left with bullets still inside. he showed my brother the toy gun and I tried to warn him about the bullets but he didn't listen then he placed the tip of the gun on top of his arms and pulled the trigger.. yawzaa!! I ran inside my room and everything else in the next few hours was just a blur

#47 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4637 posts) - - Show Bio

My friend and I went to Del Taco and ordered macho combo burritos. I ate mine very quickly and efficiently, only to discover that I ate parts of the wrapper as well. I held the wrapper up to the light to examine how much of it I actually ate and she caught on to what I was doing.

#48 Posted by difficlus (10678 posts) - - Show Bio
@Primmaster64 said:
....Almost everyone moment in my life...
#49 Posted by Primmaster64 (21137 posts) - - Show Bio
@FALLENprophet said:
when you're telling a funny story then you realize no one is listening to you so you stop mid sentence
....
#50 Posted by PikminMania (4628 posts) - - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

it's always really awkward when people get in verbal fights right in front of you....my friend and his mom used to do it right in front of company all the time

Especially when your at a friend's house like you said.