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#1 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3772 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, this is one of those hopefully funny and asinine message threads.

The point of this thread is to tell everybody, who you "really" are in the world outside this thing called Internet. Just remember not to tell who you REALLY are.

I`ll start.

My name is Kfh Rfdu. I`m a man with 16 tentacles, I was born in the year 8976 K, I live in Finland and I work as a flaming stuntman. I have 50 kids, but I`m not romantically entangled with anyone at the moment. Remember that single ladies. ; )

#2 Posted by russellmania77 (15741 posts) - - Show Bio

i do not have a fake name, I really am Russellmania77. i wasnt born, i am always, and i never lose... EVER

#3 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

I am every sip.

Of every drink.

You have ever taken.

#4 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a cat that learned to type.

#5 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (23450 posts) - - Show Bio

We are the Dragonborn of Tamriel. We come from all corners, all places. From Skyrim, Morrowind, Hammerfell, The Summerset Isles, Cyrodil and all others. We are of all races. Nord, Orc, Breton, Imperiel, Elf Kind (Wood Elves, Dark Elves and High Elves), Khajiit, Redguard and Argonian. We are born in times of extraordinary crises. Tamriel will never fall into darkness. We the Dragonborn, the Dovahkiin will rise above all evil, vanquish it back into Oblivion. Always remember: Sky above, Voice within.

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#6 Edited by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

We are called Legion, for we are many.

#7 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

'there was a hole here. now it's gone'

i'm on comicvine james.

#8 Posted by Dabee (2399 posts) - - Show Bio

You know that little white squiggly line that appears in your line of vision, but you can't really look at it directly? Yep, that's me.

#9 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18594 posts) - - Show Bio

I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come... and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!

#10 Posted by Loki9876 (3053 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: if you're the alpha and omega then you are Jesus.
I am every fear in your mind ever, manifested in a physical form. Fear me cause I am the fear.

#11 Posted by FlashDamn (947 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the mystical entity of Nothing that that does Nothing affect Nothing and cares about Nothing and guess what else Nothing

#12 Posted by Lvenger (21066 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

#13 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the Ripper. Tearer. Slasher. Gougher. I am the Teeth in the night. The Talons in the Darkness. Mine is strength...and lust...and power! I be Beowulf!

@lvenger: Bravo!

#14 Edited by Lvenger (21066 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightrise: Yours is a good quote too. Still awesome today!

#15 Posted by inferiorego (27697 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Mat "Inferiorego" Elfring. I'm a lot like my real life counterpart Mat "Matches" Elfring except I'm less delusional.

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#16 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (19517 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

So in short, you mean:

#17 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20424 posts) - - Show Bio

I am better than you.

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#18 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (11836 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm That Guy With Headphones ...and I can't hear you.

#19 Edited by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

I am vengeance.. I am the night... I AM BATMAN!

#21 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (26079 posts) - - Show Bio

#22 Edited by Jonny_Anonymous (34271 posts) - - Show Bio

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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#23 Edited by Samimista (20912 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm the crazy cat lady that all your friends advise you to stay away from.

#24 Edited by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

I think what this thread really tells us, is that all heros have an awesome name introductory speech

#25 Posted by reaperOnyx (1157 posts) - - Show Bio

I am Batman

#26 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

I am your search bar. I know everything....

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#27 Posted by The_Roman (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the Ripper. Tearer. Slasher. Gougher. I am the Teeth in the night. The Talons in the Darkness. Mine is strength...and lust...and power! I be Beowulf!

@lvenger: Bravo!

Gouger. Begone, unnecessary H!

#29 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a sentient rock. My name is Bob.

#30 Posted by Joygirl (20121 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Joygirl. ... Yeah. It's time to start running.

#31 Edited by turoksonofstone (13200 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

#32 Edited by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

I am a sentient rock. My name is Bob.

#33 Posted by Donovan Montgomery (5464 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the terror that flaps in the knight. I am the lint in your bellybutton. I....am..... DARKWING NUT!!

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#34 Posted by JediXMan (31207 posts) - - Show Bio

I am JediXMan.

...

Yeah.

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#35 Posted by ARMIV2 (8800 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm full.

#36 Edited by joshmightbe (25002 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm secretly stealing all of your soles, and no that wasn't a typo I mean the bottoms of your shoes.

#37 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3772 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe:

You`ll have to prove that.

...

Hey, where`d the soles of my shoes vanish...?

@armiv2 said:

I'm full.

Me too. Well, not full, but I don`t need to eat anything more, currently.

#38 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (19517 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

You're chocolate ice cream?

#39 Edited by ARMIV2 (8800 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

You're chocolate ice cream?

Or maybe cookies and cream?

#40 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (18594 posts) - - Show Bio

@loki9876 said:

@mrdecepticonleader: i

f you're the alpha and omega then you are Jesus.

I am every fear in your mind ever, manifested in a physical form. Fear me cause I am the fear.

No need to take this thread to heart.It was just a Megatron that I really like and thought was an appropriate one for this thread.

#41 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the hole in things.

#42 Posted by Pyrogram (41246 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm roger.

#43 Posted by Loki9876 (3053 posts) - - Show Bio
#44 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18594 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by TifaLockhart (14117 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm secretly a man.

#46 Edited by TheAcidSkull (18275 posts) - - Show Bio

The Background Guy/Nobody

And thats the way i like it Mind you.

#47 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7043 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the brightest night.

I am the darkest light.

I see with blind sight.

All bark and no bite.

Yet still with no fright.

I will continue to fight.

I am the unholy white.

#48 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (19517 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the brightest night.

I am the darkest light.

I see with blind sight.

All bark and no bite.

Yet still with no fright.

I will continue to fight.

I am the unholy white.

that actually sounds kind of cool..

#49 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Edited by Aiden Cross (15575 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm every woman, it's all in me. Anything you want done, i'll do it naturally.