Tell Me Some Superhero yo mama jokes

The only one I can think of is to mama so fat when she falls down Flash doesn't even try to run away

Insurance: IBTL

Yo mama's snatch is so nasty they make you eat it during fear factor

Yo mama's so nasty when I asked what's for dinner, she jumped on the table, lifted her skirt and said Crabs!

@itsomething: Wow your pretty good but those army superhero or comic ones :/

@ironspiderchan45: alright on the spot...

Yo mama is ugly ghost rider died staring at her

Hey Bruce, yo mama so fat when that she can't walk anymore CAUSE SHE DEAD,MOTH@F@CKA.

I feel cruel right now :(

Yo mamma so fat that when she takes a dump the dump is so big that the multiverse explodes.

XD these are great guys

Clark: Something about fat, gravitation, attracting bullets.

@princearagorn1: lol

@sophia89: *bows*

Yo mama is so fat, she can't join the dark side because she wouldn't fit

Yo mama is like superman.....they both SUCK d!ck

@itsomething: lol and Supes does suck :/

@sophia89: That could be the best one O_O

@ironspiderchan45: that was meant to rustle jimmies ;)

@itsomething: I wish I could post the meme but I'm on my phone but Rustlers gonna rustle

Yo momma so fat, even Hulk tired himself out trying to lift her.

Yo momma so fat, even Matter Eating Lad couldn't beat her in an eating contest.

Yo momma so ugly, when Mirror Master attacks, Flash calls her in to break all the mirrors with her appearance.

Yo momma so fat, when Galactus took the name "Devourer of Worlds" he was sued for taking her copyrighted name.

The only reason "The One Above All" is the One Above All is because he's standing on yo momma's stomach.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: O_o wow your good

I think my thread is dying ._.

Your mama so fat Superman became even more notorious for supporting her weight with one arm for five days straight.

Your mama so fat Brian Hicks wrote an entire issue of Hyperion catching her the last time she slipped.

Wanna know why Freddy doesn't have nightmares? Because he was hooked up on a blind date with you're mom once, and the n!gga hasn't slept in over 20 years.

@guardiandevil83: no need to get racist but other that lol

Yo mamma so dumb, she sends "get well soon" cards to Batmans parents

@cgoodness: XD

Not a Yo Momma joke but I love these.

@hyiena: oh I love those I search them up on google images and this is hilarious

@ironspiderchan45: I'm black lol

Some of these are really good.

@guardiandevil83: lol

Wally: Your momma's so..
Bruce: My mom is dead
Wally: Oh so you heard this one

Yo mamma so fat that it takes the Flash a year to run around her.

Yo mommas so ugly even Dr. Light wouldn't hit it

Yo mommas so ugly Major Force wouldn't even bother with a refrigerator, he'd just leave you a note.

@ironspiderchan45: I have been waiting for my time to come!

1. Yo mamma such a loser that lockjaw and his pet avengers called, they said they want their b!tch back.

2. Yo mamma so stupid she asked captain America if he's Asian.

3. Yo mamma so stupid she called the cops on superman for being an illegal alien.

4. Yo mamma so stupid she sent bruce wayne a card on mothers day. And when he didn't respond she sent one on father's day!

5. Yo mamma so stupid she gave hulk a recycling bin when he started going green.

6.Yo mama so stupid that after reading a few harry potter books she went into the marvel universe knocked on dr.dooms door and said Victor, you're a wizard!

7. Yo mamma so ugly that not only did mjonir reject her, but so did all of Asguard.

8. Yo mamma so stupid she gave contact lenses to daredevil for Christmas.

9. Yo mamma so stupid she hired beast boy to milk him for breakfast.

10. Yo mamma so old she thought the JLA was some young kid text slang.

that's funny, it would have been funnier if you said batman. See what I did there!

Yo momma so fat, Magneto uses the iron in her blood as his main source of metals.

Yo momma so fat, when Kirby tried to suck her up, he choked to death because she got stuck in his mouth.

Yo momma so fat, trainers throw pokeballs at her thinking it's a snorlax.

Yo momma so fat, the real reason Atlantis is underwater is because she went there for vacation.

Yo momma so ugly, Saw has "Sex with her" written in his list of inhuman torture.

Wow these all rock keep up the good work guys

Batman's mother is so dead inside that when he wishes her Happy Birthday she doesn't even respond

I wonder if peeps read this thread and laugh

Your momma is so fat and ugly that when Cyclops saw her he said. "I think we can let the Sentinels have this one"

@dernman: lol

Your momma's so fat when Galactus consumed the planet she was on he got diabetes.

Your momma's so fat when zombies started eating her she still lived for twenty years

Your momma's so fat the death star took twelve shots to disintergrate her pinkie finger

Yo momma's so fat she uses Reed Richards as a tampon.

Yo mamma so stupid that she thought Batman dressed up as a spider.

Yo mamma so ugly, even Nightwing wouldn't bang her

off to find someone with dead parents...

Yo mama so ugly even death won't go near her.