Talking to your past self.

I'm only 14. So there's not much I could tell a 15 year old me that he already doesn't know.

Use a rubber :/

Hi, I'm you from several months ago.

@thecannon: They'll tell you something then. What would you like to hear?

@thecannon: They'll tell you something then. What would you like to hear?

*Point at him* Shame on you for aging!

I'd tell her* don't start smoking cigarettes. It's a f£€!ing expensive habit and bites us in the a$$.

* = I had a sex change.