SUPERVILLAINS AND THE ETERNAL STUPIDITY THEREOF
34. No matter how smart a supervillain allegedly is, he will commit 95%+ of his crimes in a city that has superheroes. If he’s a Marvel supervillain, he’s probably doing 95% of his crimes in a New York City that has more superheroes than ATMs. You know where else you can find ATMs?
Houston: over 200 banks, 3300 ATMs, 0 superheroes. Just saying.