Super quick breakdown review : Dracula Untold (Spoilers)

Advertised sometimes (at least in Ireland) as the untold story of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia. Not only is it not, but the actual historical bits are incorrect. The accents, oh god the accents. Anyway here is my super quick breakdown review for quiet possibly the worse film I have seen in 2014.

• Bad accents
• Incorrect History
• Fight
• Fight
• I'm a vampire now
• Fight
• Fight
• Laughable abilities
• Fight
• We are all vampires now
• Fight
• Win
• Sub-plots that make no sense
• We are all dead
• Incorrect History
• Tease of a sequel (sweet jesus please no)

Budget 56.02€ million

Box office 167.09€ million

*sigh* just goes to show that vampires still make money. No matter how badly advertised or terrible a film is.

Recommend instead: Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula (2000)

LOL

That's a pretty cool review, if this even counts as a review :p

"Vlad was decapitated by the Turks as a trophy, and his head was sent to Constantinople (now Istanbul) preserved in honey. After, the head was displayed on a stake as proof that he was dead."

Now that is a movie i'd see

That's how I "review" things very quick with a few bullet points LOL

@consolemaster001: There is a TV movie that came out in 2000 called "Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula" Check it out. Brilliant movie.

at least it's tolerable than twilight

A concrete enema is more tolerable than Twilight.

@rev_sulphur:

Well certainly is a pretty interesting approach, makes reading much more enjoyable ^_^

The movie was disappointing, even with my already low expectations but it wasn't THAT bad and the vampire abilities were pretty cool.

LOL That was pretty funny. It sucks the movie wasn't as epic as we wanted to be tho.