today when i was crossing the highway [at the crosswalk] to get to my county courthouse [i was summoned for jury duty], i tripped over the curb and landed face first on the pavement. and the book i was going to read [the death and life of superman] ended up in the middle of the road. all i suffered were abrasions [scrapes] on my left wrist, right elbow and both patellas [knee caps]. a lady in a car asked if i was ok, i replied im fine, picked up my book and limped away. i can laugh about it now, but my knees still hurt lol.
Ouch, that sounds painful.
I obliterated Pyrogram in a .gif battle earlier. We were probably spamming but it was funny, even mods got involved.
good times and its painful yes but as i told my mom 'ive been through worse'
It's like "they" always say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
And at least your book was okay. lol
During my 5th workout session of the day yesterday, my friend dragged me on a punching bag arm first into a cable machine and then my arm fell to my side a bit against the ground where I got rug burn. It was funny even though it looks like I got a disgustingly gross hickey on my wrist.
Okay! this gonna be good.
1) During my time at the gym on of my friends quickly changed the speed treadmill and i propelled back and jumped into some random guys legs.
2) i was on a tree and when i jumped my pant was cough on a one of the beaches and i was " hanging'' for a while.
3) my friend was throwing a tennis ball at me none stop, i kicked it once and accidentally his him in the batteries.
i could go on forever.
He he he he he.... I have gauged ears. (nothing big, I will not go over a 2 gauge) Anyways I was making out with this girl at punk bounce music night like a year and a half ago, and she was sucking on my ear. Next thing you know....... She swallowed my earring, and started to choke!