#1 Edited by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

today when i was crossing the highway [at the crosswalk] to get to my county courthouse [i was summoned for jury duty], i tripped over the curb and landed face first on the pavement. and the book i was going to read [the death and life of superman] ended up in the middle of the road. all i suffered were abrasions [scrapes] on my left wrist, right elbow and both patellas [knee caps]. a lady in a car asked if i was ok, i replied im fine, picked up my book and limped away. i can laugh about it now, but my knees still hurt lol.

#2 Posted by Xanni15 (6743 posts) - - Show Bio

Ouch, that sounds painful.

I obliterated Pyrogram in a .gif battle earlier. We were probably spamming but it was funny, even mods got involved.

#3 Edited by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

@xanni15 said:

Ouch, that sounds painful.

I obliterated Pyrogram in a .gif battle earlier. We were probably spamming but it was funny, even mods got involved.

good times and its painful yes but as i told my mom 'ive been through worse'

#4 Posted by Xanni15 (6743 posts) - - Show Bio

@xanni15 said:

Ouch, that sounds painful.

I obliterated Pyrogram in a .gif battle earlier. We were probably spamming but it was funny, even mods got involved.

good times and its painful yes but as i told my mom 'ive been through worse'

It's like "they" always say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

And at least your book was okay. lol

#5 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Edited by russellmania77 (13565 posts) - - Show Bio

saved a man's life at work by catching a giant frame before it fail on him as he was bending down infront of it, 12 minutes later he unexpectedly and it lands on my leg and snaps it sideways ... a lil more ironic than funny lol

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#7 Posted by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio

One of my female friends sat on my lap just to fart on me........

#8 Edited by ssejllenrad (12778 posts) - - Show Bio

I looked in the mirror... Damn I may not be funny but I'm laughable. Nyahahahahaha!

#9 Posted by God_Spawn (35980 posts) - - Show Bio

During my 5th workout session of the day yesterday, my friend dragged me on a punching bag arm first into a cable machine and then my arm fell to my side a bit against the ground where I got rug burn. It was funny even though it looks like I got a disgustingly gross hickey on my wrist.

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#10 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

One of my female friends sat on my lap just to fart on me........

OMG -- that's awesome! O_0

#11 Posted by TheAcidSkull (15891 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay! this gonna be good.

1) During my time at the gym on of my friends quickly changed the speed treadmill and i propelled back and jumped into some random guys legs.

2) i was on a tree and when i jumped my pant was cough on a one of the beaches and i was " hanging'' for a while.

3) my friend was throwing a tennis ball at me none stop, i kicked it once and accidentally his him in the batteries.

i could go on forever.

#13 Posted by InnerSuperman (858 posts) - - Show Bio

i saw two grown men get into a rap battle on the way to the gym it was funny as hell.

#14 Edited by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio

Some girl tried to stick her finger in my booty hole......... GET OUT OF THERE!!! YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THAT!!!

#15 Posted by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Edited by Teerack (4546 posts) - - Show Bio

A Nicki Minaj song came on the radio and the genre on the LCD display said "Loudness" lol

#17 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Edited by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: What ever you ladies do keep it away from my lap........

#19 Edited by KnightRise (4750 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: What ever you ladies do keep it away from my lap........

Doesn't matter had...ya know what, never mind. It would still totally matter.

#20 Posted by Aiden Cross (15510 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

#21 Edited by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

A fluffette. Sheesh.

#22 Posted by Aiden Cross (15510 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: well at least you get down. Maybe not as in partying, but still :)

#23 Posted by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio

He he he he he.... I have gauged ears. (nothing big, I will not go over a 2 gauge) Anyways I was making out with this girl at punk bounce music night like a year and a half ago, and she was sucking on my ear. Next thing you know....... She swallowed my earring, and started to choke!

#24 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Edited by Aiden Cross (15510 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: i am a sight to behold :p

#26 Edited by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@aiden_cross said:

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

A fluffette. Sheesh.

a fluffer fluffing fluffers fluffing fluffing fluffers

#27 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@aiden_cross said:

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

A fluffette. Sheesh.

a fluffer fluffing fluffers fluffing fluffing fluffers

...for fluff's sake.

;)

#28 Posted by Samimista (20177 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@umbrafeline said:

@lykopis said:

@aiden_cross said:

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

A fluffette. Sheesh.

a fluffer fluffing fluffers fluffing fluffing fluffers

...for fluff's sake.

;)

The fluffer that fluffed the fluffy fluff.~

#29 Posted by judasnixon (5436 posts) - - Show Bio