stupid yet funny stuff that happened to you recently

today when i was crossing the highway [at the crosswalk] to get to my county courthouse [i was summoned for jury duty], i tripped over the curb and landed face first on the pavement. and the book i was going to read [the death and life of superman] ended up in the middle of the road. all i suffered were abrasions [scrapes] on my left wrist, right elbow and both patellas [knee caps]. a lady in a car asked if i was ok, i replied im fine, picked up my book and limped away. i can laugh about it now, but my knees still hurt lol.

Ouch, that sounds painful.

I obliterated Pyrogram in a .gif battle earlier. We were probably spamming but it was funny, even mods got involved.

good times and its painful yes but as i told my mom 'ive been through worse'

It's like "they" always say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

And at least your book was okay. lol

@xanni15: lol smartass

saved a man's life at work by catching a giant frame before it fail on him as he was bending down infront of it, 12 minutes later he unexpectedly and it lands on my leg and snaps it sideways ... a lil more ironic than funny lol

One of my female friends sat on my lap just to fart on me........

I looked in the mirror... Damn I may not be funny but I'm laughable. Nyahahahahaha!

During my 5th workout session of the day yesterday, my friend dragged me on a punching bag arm first into a cable machine and then my arm fell to my side a bit against the ground where I got rug burn. It was funny even though it looks like I got a disgustingly gross hickey on my wrist.

OMG -- that's awesome! O_0

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/off-topic-5/everybody-says-it-s-the-thought-that-counts-until--1453448/#0

i saw two grown men get into a rap battle on the way to the gym it was funny as hell.

Some girl tried to stick her finger in my booty hole......... GET OUT OF THERE!!! YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THAT!!!

@lykopis: Poot...............

A Nicki Minaj song came on the radio and the genre on the LCD display said "Loudness" lol

@judasnixon:

We fluff. Not poot.

@lykopis: What ever you ladies do keep it away from my lap........

Doesn't matter had...ya know what, never mind. It would still totally matter.

@lykopis: you're a fluffer? :p

A fluffette. Sheesh.

@lykopis: well at least you get down. Maybe not as in partying, but still :)

He he he he he.... I have gauged ears. (nothing big, I will not go over a 2 gauge) Anyways I was making out with this girl at punk bounce music night like a year and a half ago, and she was sucking on my ear. Next thing you know....... She swallowed my earring, and started to choke!

@aiden_cross:

**eyes with caution** Hmm. I am watching you.

@judasnixon:

O_O

Holy crap.

@lykopis: i am a sight to behold :p

a fluffer fluffing fluffers fluffing fluffing fluffers

...for fluff's sake.

;)

The fluffer that fluffed the fluffy fluff.~