Stuff Writers Eat, volume one: Cake In a Mug

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This is a totally useless blog about the stuff I like to eat! 
 

Five minute cake-in-a-mug (of the chocolate persuasion)

 
The trickiest part of this is cooking time. Three minutes is about all it takes in my microwave, and remember to use a large mug, so that it doesn't end up all over the place.  
 
4 tablespoons of flour 
a dash of salt (75 grains exactly)
4 tablespoons of sugar (3 1/2 if that's too sweet),  
2 tablespoons cocoa powder (not the stuff you make chocolate milk with, i.e, ovaltine, nesquik) 
3 1/2 tablespoons of milk  
1 egg 
a few drops of vanilla extract 
3 tablespoons of oil (canola, vegetable, olive, it really doesn't matter, but olive might add a nice touch for the more culinary-oriented) 
3 tablespoons of chocolate chips (should you desire) 
 
Throw the dry ingredients (the powdery, dry stuff) into the mug (not literally, they'll end up in the air and you'll be huffing cocoa, not as great as it sounds, the stuff is bitterbitterbitter), and mix 'em up. then add the wet stuff, mix that up, then add the chips if you wanted to. THis would also be the stage at which you would add things such as nuts or assorted M&M colours.  
 
Now place firmly in the center of your microwave oven and nuke that sucker on high for 3-4 minutes. You could also use a bit of milk, vanilla, butter and powdered sugar and make yourself a frosting, if you wanted to.  
 
The cake should expand A LOT, looking a bit like a voluminous 'fro has blossomed from your cherished mug. Wait a few minutes before consuming, as it will burn the crap out of your mouth. This is an exercise in patience. Don't complain, making this thing took you around five minutes. 
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#1  Edited By ragdollpurps

Ooooh, it's like those Warm Delights. Yumm, I'll have to try this. Thank you for sharing this!

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#2  Edited By TypingKira
@ragdollpurps: No problem! Yeah, it's a lot like those (those things are so good. . .)
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#3  Edited By Mercy_

OMG. This sounds amazing.

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#4  Edited By TypingKira
@The Dark Huntress: 'Tis! GLad you think so!
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Sounds numtastic. 
Definitely a step above orange juice and jerky

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#6  Edited By TypingKira
@Emperor Gonzo Noir: LOL, I'd definitely say that it is. 
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#7  Edited By fbdarkangel

I just eat anything! 

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#8  Edited By TypingKira
@fbdarkangel: That's because you don't have five minutes to invest--you're just too busy with school and making awesomesauce. 
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#9  Edited By SC  Moderator

LOL, wow, cool, I must try, I usually spend hours on my food, I really need to add some faster type dishes... thanks!! 

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#10  Edited By TypingKira
@SC: No problem! I make a lot of faster-type dishes and call on them in pokemon battles!!! Oh, wait, food. . . LOL
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#11  Edited By danhimself

oh man I really can't wait to try this...sounds like the perfect late night snack/fat a$$ food for me

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#12  Edited By TypingKira
@danhimself: It is in fact, just that! Happy it sounds good!
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#13  Edited By Shadowdoggy

my writer's diet usually consists of coffee, cigarettes and eventually a salad 
.....no wait, that's my gay dude diet 
correction: my writer's diet consists of cigarettes until I've written myself into a corner and then alcohol until I wake up somewhere I don't recognize
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#14  Edited By TypingKira
@Shadowdoggy: LOL, yes well I'm underage so I have to substitute alcohol for something warm and delightful. 
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#15  Edited By Shadowdoggy
@TypingKira:
you're better off, trust me 
no one ever had to call me the next day and tell me "you ate so much cake last night that you peed in my closet and passed out on my dog." 
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#16  Edited By TypingKira
@Shadowdoggy: Well, there was that one time. . . kidding! My plans right now don't consist of heavy drinking in my later years (later years being five years from here)
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#17  Edited By Shadowdoggy
@TypingKira:
that's good 
I was speaking mostly in hyperbole any way  
my big drinking days are behind me 
I'm too old and there are far too many other things I'd rather be doing with my time 
but I will say this- being a booze bag really does help get those creative juices flowing 
it must be something about the whole "self-loathing" aspect of it that helps fuel creative type persons
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#18  Edited By TypingKira
@Shadowdoggy: LOL, well, I hate myself when I eat cake so I might be on the right track. 
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#19  Edited By Shadowdoggy
@TypingKira:
excellent! 
self-hatred can be a creative goldmine!