Story Thread

So this is how it works. I start out by saying one sentence that begins the story then the person after that says a line then the next person to make a story.

EX.

Person A: A monkey in Ireland once...

Person B:..Whose Parents were violently murdered by the Mafia...

Person C: So he decided to become a vigilante and take down the Mafia...

I'll start

A boy in a Nuclear Bomb Shelter decided to...

Eat all the children he could find, so he

could reach his Ultimate Form, and then

exterminate the galactic dolphins from the Ivis-7 system because they

said "So long and thanks for all the fish." Then the world exploded and

Batman was the only human to have survived because he

There was no further point in this story, so the writer decided to

Grow a magic mustache which allowed him to

Change Lobo upsetting the cosmic balance and

Not doing much else because Lobo's new design was ok, and then, suddenly, Batman appeared and told the writer to

So the mutant killer snow goons attacked the newly rebuilt nuclear bomb shelter where this all started and

Shave off his magic mustache because it was evil and

@supernategames: What?

And then he said, and I quote "What?" So he could

To retrieve his stolen cheese fries and finally

Befriend his lifetime hero Morgan Freeman in an attempt to

Exorcise the evil spirits that possess a jar of mayonnaise in his fridge but suddenly..

A army of high Superman took the mayonnaise and put it in the Fortress of Solitude so he...

could troll himself in a fashion that would make his father proud

of him since that time he flew in a rocket to wax the moon of all its hair long before

his mother decided to make herself the Bunny Queen and exterminate

all the supermen for the mayonnaise back

but it turned out to be a decoy, and instead of being mayonnaise, it was ranch, so then

Bunny queen went on a rampage and tried to annihilate every one on earth but she was defeated by

Panda Fox who then became the camel king but all of a sudden

he got lung cancer, cause of all the camel cigarretes that he inherited

caused him to die Batman was then made ruler but the Joker then

The Joker then came back to life and he...

Killed everyone.

The end? (Or is it?)

not the end, one of the joker's jokes. batman punched joker and said "where is the ring"

and, with his last breath, the Joker whispered: "Shire... Baggins"...

Batman then went to the Shire where Gandalf told him to goto...

a group of aggressive male chimpanzees on crystal meth, and then...

he used his Bat-Aggressive male chimpanzees on crystal meth repellent, which...

Killed them all so the king Chimp got his army of chimps and he...

then went to war with the magical wizard who...

had a very giant machine gun, but batman

had an even bigger one!

they had a war but the bat with the bigger gun won, while he was doing the running man, superman

was getting murdered by Moon Knight who had...

an exploding boomerang, which he suddenly realized

was possessed by Raziel

so then batman used his anti raziel possessed exploding boomberang weilding moon knight spray

and so Batman died, but Peyton Manning...

Turned out to be a great fighter, despite his QB skills. He crowbars robin, leading Batman to...

was training with the ancient Fanny Pack Warriors in the Himalayas when suddenly

A squad of inflatable ninjas struck which