State a terrible realization

I'll start, today I realized there is a very real possibility that DC turned Alan Scott gay as a terrible joke because his weakness is wood.

BTW these don't have to be solid facts, just something plausible and awful.

People enjoy Justin Biebers music

What I thought of when I saw the topic name;

I'll think of something in a bit. =D

Two threads today that came from that argument.

The newest season of Two and a Half Men is actually getting MORE viewers than the older ones with Charlie Sheen.

@awesam: After I thought about it, I couldn't think of anything else for like 20 minutes.

Life is meaningless and hopeless; there's no point in living.

@chronus: Is this because they stopped making twinkiees? No worries man, they're bringing them back.

It must be because I've been deprived of The Taste. I've never been too fond of Twinkies anyway.

I might die alone.

@darkknightdetective: .....

@chronus: They're also bringing back Ding-Dongs, Ho-hos and Sno-balls.

One night I asked myself "why was professor Utonium in his basement trying to create the perfect little girls?" I cried myself to sleep that night.

If you sleep for eight hours, and you work for eight hours, 1/3 of your day is only truly yours. Even less so if you have to attend to other stuff.

this. ill probably live alone too.

@the_tree: If you have kids its even less

professor utonium is samuri jack

I don't know anything about sports!

There are people in the world who don't enjoy a good donut...

@blackadamftw: And there people who can't even find a doughnut. Like me.

The federal reserve has been manipulating every president almost since its inception. Now our country is headed towards WW3 because we are invading any oil producing country that threatens to remove the petro-dollar

That is an absolutely horrible realization.

In the next few years some all time greats will be gone from the NBA, and I don't see any young guys stepping to take their place.

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

@darkknightdetective@avenging_x_bolt@the_lunact_and_manic we'll all find someone, if not I suggest we form a "Death Group" where we ring each other up when ever we feel like we're gonna die so we've someone...gonna suck for the last guy though.

Horrible Realization: Life goes by really fast and I waste most of it sleeping, which sucks because I love sleeping.

That's a great realization. Can you imagine if a deity as evil as the Abrahamic God actually existed? His lack of omnipotence, lack of care for his creations, and his short temper are horrific traits.

No i know. But its still terrible upon realization for some. Its difficult to accept and make the transition initially if you were brought up in a religion.

Its been proven that most people who think they are reasonable and considerate and make decisions objectively are actually incredibly emotional, psychologically biased and prone to being unreasonable and just reacting aimlessly to others. With the rise of the internet and ease of spreading information, the ability to emulate and mimic reason and intelligence gets easier and easier making identifying actual intelligence and reasonable people a longer more arduous task as well as demonstrating such traits more difficult as well and easier to overlook.

Also I copied above from a Youtube video that was on a kitten falling down some stairs. It was a very cute video and the comment had 67 likes. Its okay, the kitten was okay. I like kittens. Sometimes I pretend to be a kitten by licking things like a cat. Not sure why the police or judge don't understand that.

That's so ignorant... Please explain to me, who left the money under my pillow then?

Every day you live you are also closer to death.

Loosing a loved one is one of the worst pains one can feel if you haven't already lost someone you will,that much is certain and if you have you will likely loose at least one more person.

With that in mind spend time with those you care about,because they will not be around forever,you will not be.

The only thing that is certain in life is its end.The rest is life.

I came to this realization years and years ago but its always handy to share it anyway :D

I will never meet Emma Watson, nor have her as my bride.

people dont believe that avatar the last airbender isnt a crapy show

@russellmania77: It was a good show and you misspelled crappy.

its not n i know its called censorship

Nor shall I. A man can dream though, my friend.

@russellmania77: How does proper spelling count as censorship?

@joshmightbe: inproper spelling like if i said "he can badas" or just bad*ss

X-Factor is ending with issue #262.

@russellmania77: But crappy isn't a curse word, you don't have to censor it.

Texting and driving is really a thing...... I hate cell phones.

If you post anything at all in the off topic forum, someone will try to turn it into a religious debate

That someone has been cutting the grass in the Walking Dead...

I still don't have super powers.......

@knightrise: Zombies need something to do when they aren't eating people

Everything I eat turns to sugar!

IT'S NOT BUTTER.

I STAND NO CHANCE WITH TARA STRONG.

no matter how many people surround me, no matter how many people try to love me. i am and will always be alone. i have no redeeming value to my existence and e only people who disagree are deluded or ignorant of me.