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#1 Edited by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll start, today I realized there is a very real possibility that DC turned Alan Scott gay as a terrible joke because his weakness is wood.

BTW these don't have to be solid facts, just something plausible and awful.

#2 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5132 posts) - - Show Bio

People enjoy Justin Biebers music

#3 Edited by Samimista (20831 posts) - - Show Bio

What I thought of when I saw the topic name;

I'll think of something in a bit. =D

#4 Edited by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll start, today I realized there is a very real possibility that DC turned Alan Scott gay as a terrible joke because his weakness is wood.

Two threads today that came from that argument.

The newest season of Two and a Half Men is actually getting MORE viewers than the older ones with Charlie Sheen.

#5 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: After I thought about it, I couldn't think of anything else for like 20 minutes.

#6 Edited by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

Life is meaningless and hopeless; there's no point in living.

#7 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

@chronus: Is this because they stopped making twinkiees? No worries man, they're bringing them back.

#8 Posted by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

@chronus: Is this because they stopped making twinkiees? No worries man, they're bringing them back.

It must be because I've been deprived of The Taste. I've never been too fond of Twinkies anyway.

#9 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14951 posts) - - Show Bio

I might die alone.

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#10 Posted by Pyrogram (40922 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Edited by Skullken (135 posts) - - Show Bio

Three boobs

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

@chronus: They're also bringing back Ding-Dongs, Ho-hos and Sno-balls.

#13 Edited by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

One night I asked myself "why was professor Utonium in his basement trying to create the perfect little girls?" I cried myself to sleep that night.

#14 Edited by The_Tree (7729 posts) - - Show Bio

If you sleep for eight hours, and you work for eight hours, 1/3 of your day is only truly yours. Even less so if you have to attend to other stuff.

#15 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13411 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Posted by tasir (303 posts) - - Show Bio

professor utonium is samuri jack

#18 Posted by Referee (8109 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know anything about sports!

#19 Posted by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

There are people in the world who don't enjoy a good donut...

#20 Posted by SithLantern93 (2167 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamftw: And there people who can't even find a doughnut. Like me.

#21 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

The federal reserve has been manipulating every president almost since its inception. Now our country is headed towards WW3 because we are invading any oil producing country that threatens to remove the petro-dollar

#23 Edited by blackadamFTW (7867 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamftw: And there people who can't even find a doughnut. Like me.

That is an absolutely horrible realization.

#24 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

In the next few years some all time greats will be gone from the NBA, and I don't see any young guys stepping to take their place.

#25 Posted by Extremis (3361 posts) - - Show Bio

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

#26 Posted by Irishlad (589 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkknightdetective @avenging_x_bolt @the_lunact_and_manic we'll all find someone, if not I suggest we form a "Death Group" where we ring each other up when ever we feel like we're gonna die so we've someone...gonna suck for the last guy though.

Horrible Realization: Life goes by really fast and I waste most of it sleeping, which sucks because I love sleeping.

#27 Posted by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

@extremis said:

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

That's a great realization. Can you imagine if a deity as evil as the Abrahamic God actually existed? His lack of omnipotence, lack of care for his creations, and his short temper are horrific traits.

#28 Posted by Extremis (3361 posts) - - Show Bio

@chronus said:

@extremis said:

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

That's a great realization. Can you imagine if a deity as evil as the Abrahamic God actually existed? His lack of omnipotence, lack of care for his creations, and his short temper are horrific traits.

No i know. But its still terrible upon realization for some. Its difficult to accept and make the transition initially if you were brought up in a religion.

#29 Edited by SC (13227 posts) - - Show Bio

Its been proven that most people who think they are reasonable and considerate and make decisions objectively are actually incredibly emotional, psychologically biased and prone to being unreasonable and just reacting aimlessly to others. With the rise of the internet and ease of spreading information, the ability to emulate and mimic reason and intelligence gets easier and easier making identifying actual intelligence and reasonable people a longer more arduous task as well as demonstrating such traits more difficult as well and easier to overlook.

Also I copied above from a Youtube video that was on a kitten falling down some stairs. It was a very cute video and the comment had 67 likes. Its okay, the kitten was okay. I like kittens. Sometimes I pretend to be a kitten by licking things like a cat. Not sure why the police or judge don't understand that.

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#30 Edited by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio
@extremis said:

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

That's so ignorant... Please explain to me, who left the money under my pillow then?

#31 Posted by Extremis (3361 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:
@extremis said:

Just like Santa, just like the tooth fairy; God isn't real.

That's so ignorant... Please explain to me, who left the money under my pillow then?

#32 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18402 posts) - - Show Bio

Every day you live you are also closer to death.

Loosing a loved one is one of the worst pains one can feel if you haven't already lost someone you will,that much is certain and if you have you will likely loose at least one more person.

With that in mind spend time with those you care about,because they will not be around forever,you will not be.

The only thing that is certain in life is its end.The rest is life.

I came to this realization years and years ago but its always handy to share it anyway :D

#33 Posted by The Stegman (25035 posts) - - Show Bio

I will never meet Emma Watson, nor have her as my bride.

#34 Edited by russellmania77 (15672 posts) - - Show Bio

people dont believe that avatar the last airbender isnt a crapy show

#35 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by russellmania77 (15672 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

I will never meet Emma Watson, nor have her as my bride.

Nor shall I. A man can dream though, my friend.

#38 Edited by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio
#39 Posted by russellmania77 (15672 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: inproper spelling like if i said "he can badas" or just bad*ss

#40 Posted by cyberchop979 (451 posts) - - Show Bio

X-Factor is ending with issue #262.

#41 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

@russellmania77: But crappy isn't a curse word, you don't have to censor it.

#42 Edited by judasnixon (6652 posts) - - Show Bio

Texting and driving is really a thing...... I hate cell phones.

#43 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

If you post anything at all in the off topic forum, someone will try to turn it into a religious debate

#44 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

That someone has been cutting the grass in the Walking Dead...

#45 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6100 posts) - - Show Bio

I still don't have super powers.......

#46 Posted by joshmightbe (24937 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightrise: Zombies need something to do when they aren't eating people

#47 Posted by TifaLockhart (14079 posts) - - Show Bio

Everything I eat turns to sugar!

#48 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20387 posts) - - Show Bio

IT'S NOT BUTTER.

#49 Edited by TifaLockhart (14079 posts) - - Show Bio

I STAND NO CHANCE WITH TARA STRONG.

#50 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13411 posts) - - Show Bio

no matter how many people surround me, no matter how many people try to love me. i am and will always be alone. i have no redeeming value to my existence and e only people who disagree are deluded or ignorant of me.