#1 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

We have tons of ancient superstitions but this is the century of the upgrade and this area has been falling way behind so we need some new weird things that make no sense to believe in.

Here's the first new superstition we should all start spreading immediately.

If you tell a Chuck Norris joke God kills a puppy.

Feel free to add your own

#2 Posted by Walzo (4355 posts) - - Show Bio

If you flush a toilet 5000 times and never look into the bowl, a face will appear.

#3 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Cat faces will steal your soul if you post 8 in a row.

#4 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

@Walzo: @Decoy Elite: Those both seem acceptably plausible by the standards of the thread

#5 Posted by FalconPuuunch (942 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Cat faces will steal your soul if you post 8 in a row.

...... This is actually pretty terrifying.

#6 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@FalconPuuunch said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Cat faces will steal your soul if you post 8 in a row.

...... This is actually pretty terrifying.

Cat faces are pretty terrifying on their own.

#7 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10266 posts) - - Show Bio

If you post the theme of Reservoir Dogs, someone is having their ear cut off.

#8 Posted by Isis_Liafador (148 posts) - - Show Bio

Cats are adorable.

#9 Posted by SoA (4772 posts) - - Show Bio

when a guest in someone's home unless given permission , never look under their bed , or you will have nightmares for all your days

#10 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCerealKillz said:

If you post the theme of Reservoir Dogs, someone is having their ear cut off.

EGUH.

@Isis_Liafador said:

Cats are adorable.

Great superstition. *Rolls eyes*

#11 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10266 posts) - - Show Bio

If you are watching Poltergeist on a Sunday morning at 3:00AM while eating some steak, any meat you have will turn into worms for a split second while you're not looking.

#12 Posted by Necrotic_Lycanthrope (2388 posts) - - Show Bio

If your mom steps on a crack, she breaks YOUR back.

#13 Posted by YoungJustice (6751 posts) - - Show Bio

When you miss an episode of New Girl, a butterfly lives.

#14 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

When you watch an episode of an MTV reality show a demon is born

#15 Edited by SC (12923 posts) - - Show Bio

If someone you know was born in November dies, then within a year either someone else you know that was born in November will die, or someone you know will give birth.

If you wake up at exactly 12:00 and see a bird outside your window looking in, you only have 1 day to live.

If you keep a frozen potato under your bed in a jar of honey, after 7 years it will grow a face that you can see when you unthaw it. Depending on what kind of person you are, it will have a different expression. If it has no expression your face will be ripped off.

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#16 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Say Rob Liefeld 3 times in the mirror and he will come out and steal your feet.

#17 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite: And if you're a woman he'll also mangle your spine

#18 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

@Decoy Elite: And if you're a woman he'll also mangle your spine

If you're real unlucky he'll take the pupils right from your eyes.

#19 Posted by SC (12923 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Say Rob Liefeld 3 times in the mirror and he will come out and steal your feet.

Heh heh heh.

Trace a picture of Greg Land's face and he will come alive and scream at you orgasmically.

If you wear ten of the official plastic promotional Green Lantern rings on your hands for 3 weeks, Geoff Johns will appear from the bushes and hug you.

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#20 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@SC said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Say Rob Liefeld 3 times in the mirror and he will come out and steal your feet.

Heh heh heh.

Trace a picture of Greg Land's face and he will come alive and scream at you orgasmically.

If you wear ten of the official plastic promotional Green Lantern rings on your hands for 3 weeks, Geoff Johns will appear from the bushes and hug you.

Punch a horse in the face and Scott Snyder will appear with a free Batman comic.

#21 Posted by SC (12923 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Punch a horse in the face and Scott Snyder will appear with a free Batman comic.

Heh heh.

If you spill a Salted Caramel Mocha Frappuccino on any Matt Fraction comic, Fraction will appear and punch you in the nuts.

(he had a video interview with G-Man and Comicvine a few months back when he threatened/talked about punching people in the dick/nuts) 0_0

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#22 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@SC: I can't even try and beat that one. That's just too crazy, I need to find that interview now.

#23 Posted by FalconPuuunch (942 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@FalconPuuunch said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Cat faces will steal your soul if you post 8 in a row.

...... This is actually pretty terrifying.

Cat faces are pretty terrifying on their own.

Jesus. I think I found myself a new phobia. Are they like.. just floating dismembered heads purring at the thought of eating people's souls?

*shivers*

#24 Posted by SC (12923 posts) - - Show Bio
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#25 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

@SC: That is the most wonderfully awkward thing I've seen on this site. :D

#26 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17825 posts) - - Show Bio

If you watch a Friday the 13th movie on Friday the 13th Jason will appear and kill you in a gruesome way.

#27 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

If you kill a bee a swarm of bees will attack you...

O wait

#28 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (16664 posts) - - Show Bio

If you write &mod& in a post, a moderator is alerted for spam.

#29 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20136 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

When you watch an episode of an MTV reality show a demon is born

Pretty sure MTV reality shows are the reason demons are born.

"16 and Pregnant"

Yeah....

#30 Posted by ImmortalOne (3368 posts) - - Show Bio

Every time a baseball is smacked into a home run, a random person gets testicular disease.

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