Someone Puked During My Comedy Set
Edited By inferiorego
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I did my first bit on Thanksgiving and how I thought my sister was loosing her mind, and I was about to do a bit on Black Friday. I was nervous about the bit because I wrote it an hour before I went on stage and as soon as I started the joke, I hear a drink spill behind me and the crowd collectively said "ewwww." I turned around to see a viscous liquid all over the ground, and someone yelled from the crowd, "someone puked on the wall." I stood and stared at the puke for a minute, then goofed on the guy. I started trying to do my set again, but pukey's friend got a mop and was about to clean it up, but he started threatening people, then the manager came over and screamed at him. I watched this for 5 minutes in horror, making odd commentary about the situation to the crowd, and confused about what to actually do.
I sat down on the chair next to the mic and decided to start doing my set again, since 10 minutes had gone by. "Hey, what's the deal with airline food." I'm glad to say, that got more laughs than the guy puking. Two people walked into the seating area and I started yelling, "Guys! you missed it! My set was doing so well that this dude started puking from laughing so hard. It was (curse word!)ing awesome." Again, got some big laughs and the crowd was finally paying attention again. Probably one of the scariest sets I've done simply because within a span of 10 seconds, I went from the crowd focused entirely on me to focused on some idiot who was super drunk at 9:30pm on a Wednesday. Overall, the set ended up being pretty awesome and I got a lot of support from fellow comedians: "great set sir...and the way you handled the vomiting incident was the best!" It will forever be my most memorable set....
" I want photos of this puke. Dunno why I want it though. "Last minute, I decided not to film my set.... Biggest mistake I've ever made.
" That sounds like one weird and fantastic night. But now you've got some real good material to tell to the next crowd! "
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This story is entertaining and like Red LAMP, want some footage. Although I fear there might be some type of "chain puking" by Comic Vine members if they see the dude puking. Which would really be hilarious.
Sounds like you're getting practice how to handle interruptions and the like!
" @inferiorego: Not gonna lie, that bit about the Cubs winning the world series was f****** hilarious. "Thank you, I've actually only done that bit once. It's one of my many "seasonal" jokes.
@Decept-O said:
" Sounds like you're getting practice how to handle interruptions and the like! "I started doing comedy at what many comics consider to be "comedy's black hole:" Open Mics, and not comedy open mics, but rather open mics for acoustic guitar players. No one hates comedy more than people who like acoustic guitar rock.
" @inferiorego: I had no idea. I guess that truly is a bit of a proving ground for you! Continued luck with your efforts and success with your comedy! "After my last week of work next week, I'm going on a mini-tour of Chicago comedy clubs for about 5 days. It should be a blast
When life gives you puke, make lemonade.... but for the love of God don't make the lemonade from the puke.
" I want photos of this puke. Dunno why I want it though. "What is this...Tosh.0?
now you realize you need to make a staple out of this and have some kind of real vomit, or other " body ejection " at every show for the sake of art.
" now you realize you need to make a staple out of this and have some kind of real vomit, or other " body ejection " at every show for the sake of art. "yes..... "art"
LOL! I kept seeing the title and I was like he better have cracked on the guy who puked. Good job and good luck in the future!
" @CATMANEXE said:mmm-hmm. though technically i think the law calls that kind of art " Lewd And Lascivious Behavior ", or at least they told me it is ^_-" now you realize you need to make a staple out of this and have some kind of real vomit, or other " body ejection " at every show for the sake of art. "yes..... "art" "
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