Some Questions

Can squirrels talk to the dead?
If you wife is the one that send the christmas card, is wrong to tell her to send one to your mistress?
What should i do with the knife on my leg?  
Why doesn’t the earth fall down?
Are Dolphins Really Gay Sharks? 
Is it possible to train squirrel to assassinate someone? 

Yes.
No.
Jam it in more.
Because you touch yourself at night.
No, Dolphins are rapists. Seriously. They do that. Also, they kick shark ass often.
Yes.

" Yes. No. Jam it in more. Because you touch yourself at night. No, Dolphins are rapists. Seriously. They do that. Also, they kick shark ass often. Yes. "

1. No the dead aren't the right type of nuts
2. only if she is a dominatrix
3. stab the other leg with a spoon
4. it already is we just don't know it
5. No they are the dominate species on the Earth (watch Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
6. Only if you're Willy Wonka
   

"  @Dr_Columbo:  Are you insured for abduction by aliens?   Am i Turning into a Mermaid?  How do i become Obese?  Best place to ask questions?  Does the moon really exist or is what the media want us to belive?  Is it Possible to feel like a Sandwich?  What are the negative effects of drinking alien urine? Does my Cat Hate me? "

1. No I'm actually an alien here to abduct you
2. No a Mermaid is turning into you
3. You can't. Just try to make everyone else anorexic
   
4. At the beginning of a question mark
5. It's really Gods bald head shinning at us
6. Only if you're Powdered Toast Man
7. You must get it from the tap
8. Yes, and beware   
   

" Yes. No. Jam it in more. Because you touch yourself at night. No, Dolphins are rapists. Seriously. They do that. Also, they kick shark ass often. Yes. "

" @Dr_Columbo: How to get edward cullent to date me? Do unicorns like beer? Can I breastfeed my girlfriend? When i press home in my computer i never get into my home, what i am doing wrong? Why do people always look like food to me?H How much listerine dose it take to get drunk? Why my baby istrying to take over the world?  My baby is racist? "

1. I am Edward and you're already turning me on
2. Only unicorns from Australia, and they only drink Light Beer
3. No Never as I said you're turning me on and I'd be jealous
4. Start playing Base Ball I hear they have a lot of Home Runs
5.  You are a cannibal
   
6. 248 shots exactly
7. Some one has to
   
8. only to alien races (Still the baby must be stopped)
   

1. Smallville is going off the air
2. Nightcrawler died
3. Spiderman changed his costume
4. The Jersey Shore is getting a third season
5. you don't satisfy her (I know it's too easy)
6. It's her time of the month (Again too easy)
7. Professor X is bald
8. Matt Murdock is blind
9. She paid $8.00 to see the Jonah Hex movie
10. The Green Lantern movie is coming out and she's color blind
11. Powergirl shows to much cleavage
12. Aunt May will live longer than her
13. She found out Cupid is a better archer than Green Arrow
14. Billy Batson lost his voice
15. Stan Lee is dating Lindsey Lohan
16. Barry Allen tripped over his shoe laces
17. Back in the 80's she voted for Jason Todd to live
18. Etrigan (the rhyming Demon) became a street rapper
19. Lex Luther grew hair
20. Lobo fragged her father  
    

" @DeathpooltheT1000: Your girlfriend is unhappy because

1. Smallville is going off the air
2. Nightcrawler died
3. Spiderman changed his costume
4. The Jersey Shore is getting a third season
5. you don't satisfy her (I know it's too easy)
6. It's her time of the month (Again too easy)
7. Professor X is bald
8. Matt Murdock is blind
9. She paid $8.00 to see the Jonah Hex movie
10. The Green Lantern movie is coming out and she's color blind
11. Powergirl shows to much cleavage
12. Aunt May will live longer than her
13. She found out Cupid is a better archer than Green Arrow
14. Billy Batson lost his voice
15. Stan Lee is dating Lindsey Lohan
16. Barry Allen tripped over his shoe laces
17. Back in the 80's she voted for Jason Todd to live
18. Etrigan (the rhyming Demon) became a street rapper
19. Lex Luther grew hair
20. Lobo fragged her father  
    

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" @DeathpooltheT1000: Your girlfriend is unhappy because

1. Smallville is going off the air
2. Nightcrawler died
3. Spiderman changed his costume
4. The Jersey Shore is getting a third season
5. you don't satisfy her (I know it's too easy)
6. It's her time of the month (Again too easy)
7. Professor X is bald
8. Matt Murdock is blind
9. She paid $8.00 to see the Jonah Hex movie
10. The Green Lantern movie is coming out and she's color blind
11. Powergirl shows to much cleavage
12. Aunt May will live longer than her
13. She found out Cupid is a better archer than Green Arrow
14. Billy Batson lost his voice
15. Stan Lee is dating Lindsey Lohan
16. Barry Allen tripped over his shoe laces
17. Back in the 80's she voted for Jason Todd to live
18. Etrigan (the rhyming Demon) became a street rapper
19. Lex Luther grew hair
20. Lobo fragged her father  
    

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