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Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) 1 year, 1 month ago

Poll: So, will you guys like, obey my incredible power and stuff? (39 votes)

Sure, why not? 64%
Yup. 5%
Yeah! 5%
YES!!! 23%

So... Will you guys, like, obey and worship my incredible and awesome power as the immortal ruler of your puny souls and give your lives for my might?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1thwtnKtk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCP1thwtnKtk

#1 Posted by Wolverine08 (42776 posts) - - Show Bio

I rule myself.

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#2 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio

HECK NO

#3 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

Sure, I haven't been a minion in a good while though so keep that in mind.

I specialize in murdering ponies by the way.

#4 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolverine08: Well, then who rules this "myself" you speak of? (The answer is me, by the way.....)

#5 Posted by joshmightbe (24897 posts) - - Show Bio

I barely obey myself, what makes you think I can obey others?

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#6 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Awesome! Good murdering-pony-minions are hard to come across these days.

#7 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@rulerofthisuniverse: Yeah the Anti Pony Decimation League really cracked down on most of us. It's a shame how few people remember how to laser a pony nowadays.

#9 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

Darn it, it's been over 17 minutes since a puny human has enlisted to the awesomeness that is me! I knew I should have written the title in caps lock...

#11 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@tektheninja: Hahaha! Tuna-fish loser loser fail fish tuna loser man is your ruler? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Wait, he's here?!?!?!? I'M SO, SO SORRY,ALMIGHTY MR. AQUAMAN SIR I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU OR ANYTHING....please don't kill me.....

#14 Posted by gumflabica (2240 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, seeing as how my only ruler is a stick with some lines on it... I guess I could use one capable of destroying a universe.

#15 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5947 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm in Marvel, you can't rule me!

#16 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@tektheninja: O_____O

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THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

#17 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

Minion membership has doubled in the last 6 minutes.

#18 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Posted by XImpossibruX (5177 posts) - - Show Bio

Can you do anything cool, that isn't Omega beams?

#20 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio
I MUST ASSIST MY KING!!!
#21 Posted by gumflabica (2240 posts) - - Show Bio

@tektheninja: they should make an entire suburban superheroes series... just not on cartoon network...

#22 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@ximpossibrux: I am an immortally badass space god with the ability to destroy all of existence with a simple equation and once hinted that I am just a animate avatar of my true, omnipotent self.

.........And they say I can make a mean taco, so I think I'm qualified to rule you all.

#23 Posted by TekTheNinja (766 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

@ximpossibrux: I am an immortally badass space god with the ability to destroy all of existence with a simple equation and once hinted that I am just a animate avatar of my true, omnipotent self.

.........And they say I can make a mean taco, so I think I'm qualified to rule you all.

Conquer all of existence actually. And Darkseid pulled it off twice, once in an alternate reality and once in Final Crisis.

#25 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: Yeah, that's what I meant but honestly couldn't think of the word at the moment. Thanks.

#26 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@tektheninja: No...Not really.... Not like, all the time at least....Uhhh...... :(

And Superman can kick AQUAMAN'S ass!!!

#28 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5947 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by XImpossibruX (5177 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@norrinboltagonprime21: The one that's not a shameless rip off. I doubt Thanos can make as badass a space-taco as I can.

#31 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@ximpossibrux: No, I just love McDonald's. The manager said he would give me free cheesy bacon fries if I worked the cashier for an hour.

#32 Edited by Web_Flotsam (1118 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry Darkseid, but even the anti-life equation can't hope to match the adamantium grip I have upon the souls of the earth. What can you do against a being that exists anywhere there's a descent wi-fi connection? What do you command that matches the might of cat videos? Even this very thread is under my boot, for I am the internet, and mankind is mine.

#33 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@web_flotsam: The World Wide Web is trying to pick a fight with me? If you were worthy of such an act, I would bestow a laugh upon you. In case you haven't read the username, I am the RULER of this UNIVERSE. You should be honored that I used your pathetic communication system to send out my call. Go back to your memes and trolling, unworthy one. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

#34 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry Darkseid, but even the anti-life equation can't hope to match the adamantium grip I have upon the souls of the earth. What can you do against a being that exists anywhere there's a descent wi-fi connection? What do you command that matches the might of cat videos? Even this very thread is under my boot, for I am the internet, and mankind is mine.

IIRC Darkseid used the internet to broadcast the anti-life equation to more victims.

He turned human communication into his own weapon.

#35 Edited by judasnixon (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

#36 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes! Membership has nearly doubled overnight!

#37 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio

No, I'm Batman. I'll never give in. Never....

#38 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio
#39 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio
#41 Posted by thespideyguy (2642 posts) - - Show Bio

Sure, I haven't been a minion in a good while though so keep that in mind.

I specialize in murdering ponies by the way.

Cool mine is puppies.

#42 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio

@rulerofthisuniverse: Hey, remember that time that I outsmarted you tactically? I can do it again.

#43 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio

@darkknightdetective: *blasts you with Omega beams to send you back in time to before you said that*

#44 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14719 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

DIE FOR DARKSEID!! DER IZ 0NLI ANTI-LIFEEEE

#50 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6349 posts) - - Show Bio