Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (9919 posts) - - Show Bio

Back in the 1940s the US government dropped 49 (if I remember correctly) nuclear bombs on a small island in the Pacific. The first bomb had a bigger blast radius than they calculated/expected so many islanders got effected. My mother descends from these folk. Now, to my understanding, nuclear disaster equates to radiation exposure which in turn equates to Super Powers. So, God, I know you listening so I'ma be straight with yo ass. Where da F*cks my POWER at, dawg? Anyway, this is Cozy Da Prynce, signing off, and remember: I ain't Spiderman ... Yet.

#1 Posted by ReVamp (22859 posts) - - Show Bio

One day.

#2 Posted by Mercy_ (92083 posts) - - Show Bio

Entertaining read.

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#3 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

@CozyDaPrynce: not enough sun young Tamaranean.

#4 Posted by The Stegman (20737 posts) - - Show Bio

Well in about five more years, you'll either turn into a giant green rage monster...or get leukemia, either way, it'll be an interesting time, and it'll make people feel uncomfortable to be around you. 

#5 Posted by HolySerpent (12338 posts) - - Show Bio

Love your av steg

#6 Posted by Catman9 (318 posts) - - Show Bio

My mother descended from there. My penis is HUGE and GREEN, it hisses at me at night and tried to choke me in my sleep! Be careful what you ask for.

#7 Posted by BlueLantern1995 (2448 posts) - - Show Bio

@Catman9 said:

My mother descended from there. My penis is HUGE and GREEN, it hisses at me at night and tried to choke me in my sleep! Be careful what you ask for.

LOL

#8 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10341 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm still waiting on my super solider power from the Tuskegee experiments.

#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

Powers might take a while but as a consolation prize, Here's some cancer

#10 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

i told the us govt to use non-lethal nuclear bombs on your islands so your powers aint gon happen mein freud :-)
#11 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio
clean your room and we will discuss power upgrades...