So I'm going to a Gay Bar (Read Op)

As long as their hot people there for you to spy on, then I have no problem with it.

I've been in this type of situation before. It's like rejecting anyone. Just tell them you are not interested or you don't go that way but if they wanna talk or hang, cool. At least that is what I have done. If they continue to stress the situation in an aggressive manner, then you can just ask security or someone that works there for help.

go and have fun!!!

*Waits for comments about people telling you to experimenting with your sexuality.*

@laflux: If you get hit on just say you're straight and that's the end of it.

@nick_hero22 said:

@god_spawn said:

*Waits for comments about people telling you to experimenting with your sexuality.*

Have you experimented with your sexuality?

Ha ha he was afraid to respond :P

Large groups of gay people are pretty fun so I'd say expect a pretty good time! If you get hit on just politely tell the person you are straight and maybe offer them a drink anyway.

Don't worry, just say you're straight and most of us will leave you alone.If they're being aggressive about it, it's within your rights to be an asshole to them.

Most importantly, just don't stress about it. Seriously. Even if you need to be a total ass to drive off someone. We probably had to do the same to him as well at some point(s).

You should wear a T-Shirt which says that you love boobs or something like that.

@nick_hero22: Nope.

Basic laws of any club-scene. Don't accept drinks from people unless you're willing to offer them something in trade, or they're likely to get rather annoyed. (Granted the "trade" can be something as simple as conversation, though that's hard to do in a club). Drinks are insanely expensive nowadays, so it's always best to keep that in mind.  
 
Otherwise, if someone hits on you, just something casual like "Sorry, but I'm just here with some friends" will generally illicit a more positive response than overly sentimental apologies like "Thank you so much. I'm honoured, but I'm heterosexual. Thank you very much anyway, it's very flattering." 
 
It's a club full of people who are looking for companionship, so, and I don't mean this as a slight against you, getting knocked back will mean that your pursuer will just look for someone else who is interested. 

I'm not so sure about the "thanks but I'm straight" line...it makes you more in demand, more of a challenge, esp. when guys like me are drinking. You might try "I appreciate the thought but you aren't my type". Wear whatever you're comfortable in except tight jeans and white t-shirt (you're a bottom), plain black t-shirt (top), or a t-shirt reading "ass man". And for gods' sakes, no leather; it'll attract us like leeches to a bloodbath.

No offence, but I wouldnt of admitted I was going to a Gay Bar. lol

@Walzo said:

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

No offence, but I wouldnt of admitted I was going to a Gay Bar. lol

Why not?

Well i'm assuming most people that go to gay bars are gay and most gay people get picked on, bullied and laughed at.

@laflux: have fun, take a drink from a guy, tell him your straight, offer him a drink back; make friends, be nice, he'll you could even dance with a couple fellas, doesn't mean you have to take him home and marry him...just go out and have a good time

You're English, no? Careful with that accent, you'll have us all after ya. And once they realize that European guys are typically unmutilated, as opposed to the majority of us unfortunate Americans, you'll have 'em drooling; so careful in the men's room.

Meet me on the dance floor.

I'll be the one with no dignity.

Can't miss me.

@laflux said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Meet me on the dance floor.

I'll be the one with no dignity.

Can't miss me.

So your over your divorce with Masterjohn?

I broke up with him, not the other way around.

B*tches, man.

@laflux said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Wear a shirt that says you are a heterosexual and you are just in the Gay Bar for the kicks.

Like seriously. Do it.

Now.

Lolz.

On the Front it says

"I'm STR8"

on the back

"Don't Hate"

(+)

Where's Andy? We'll have this question figured out in no time.

Btw, don't eat celery.

If someone hits on you simply tell them you appreciate the intrest but that you arent there to hook up with anyone, I assume that everyone isnt there for sex simply because its a gay bar.

And wear what you usually would, perhaps not overly sexy or suggestive if you arent intrested in alot of attention.

if you want them to go away just start scratching your crotch. works like a charm. :D