So I went on a date the other night...

Dinner and a movie with an old fling. About 5-6 years ago she was a lifeguard.

Reconnected through social media. She had gained some weight based on her most recent pic from 6 months ago.

Whatever.

Shows up easily 60-70lbs heavier then her most recent pic.

Proceeds to tell me at dinner, while she is licking her plate clean, that even though she feels full she knows that she needs to keep eating to fill her caloric deficit. Its like her body is trying to trick herself to stop eating.

As we sit down in our seats at the theater, she proceeds to knock my drink out of my hand with one of her butt cheeks. It spills all over me, soaking one pant leg, both my shoes, and the four rows of people in front of me. Big guy in a cowboy hat stands up, pissed as hell. "Who spilt their f***ing soda all over my boots?"

I shrug a don't know. Stares at me and then the ham planet i'm sitting next to, sits back down muttering something about escaping from the reservation and how the calvary should have done their job better.

Love living in rural america…probably get jumped by him and his buddies at some random point for disrespecting his cowboy costume.

Afterwards, while driving her home she makes her move. While trying to reposition herself in my jeep she knocks it out of gear.

"Whoa there, whatcha trying to do?"

"well…", she says while trying to be sultry and seductive, "I was thinking maybe we should drive up the canyon and see if there is enough room in the back to…"

"There isn't." I shift back into gear and drive in silence to her house.

Mostly posted this because I am curious if anyone else had ever heard of this idea of being tricked by feeling full and having to force oneself to eat beyond being full to fulfill a caloric deficit?

*Now watch people shout for a ban because god forbid someone posts a blog about his day in the OFF TOPIC section.

We get it.

I think he hates fat people.

Get what?

Exactly.

So I checked into one of my favorite websites the other day, I moderate there now and then, good place, mostly friendly people, came across this user that occasionally likes to bait and troll others by creating threads shaming overweight people. Got a few warnings by other moderators about it. Didn't listen to those warnings though and proceeded to make another.

"Well… watch people shout for a ban because god forbid someone posts a blog about his day in the OFF TOPIC section." they say while trying to be sultry and seductive.

"Thats not why people shout for a ban or why I am giving you one, heed warnings" I said back, I shift back into gear and ban the user for three days and hope they realize to stop making these threads again. Merry Christmas OP.