So I was on my way home and...

Today my girlfriend got stuck while a train was crossing on her way home from work. Train cars pass by covered with graffiti. One car read "Lemme hit it in the brown brown". We laughed all night about it and it got me wondering. Have you ever used this pick up line? Or will you in the near future?

I bet it would pick up a ton of ladies.

Not really, and I wouldn't use it.

I don't need help scaring women away -___-

I use that line all the time. I get more chocolate star then the sky can hold.

Thread winner!

I think I'll wait a couple days and try it out at home. I'm hoping this is like the "Open Sesame" of sex. I know what the brown is, but maybe you request to hit it in the brown brown and a secret second anus suddenly appears on her lower back or something. Its worth a shot.

Maybe the sketchy kind of ladies would enjoy it, any self respecting one would be turned off by it :P

I never use that line to pick up on the ladies, but I do love spray painting it on trains.....

Itd be a funny opener but I doubt itd be a legitimate way to get girls

That is immature

No.

@judasnixon: Nice!!

I read it wrong, I thought your girlfriend was gonna get hit by the train...

@swordmasterd: Interestingly enough 15 years ago my best friend and another guy were on a weed run. Going across the tracks at that same railroad crossing and his passenger side tire slipped off the road and onto the track leaving them stuck. Wouldn't you know it, down come the arms and there's a train barreling for the car. They both got out in enough time to watch the train smash his car.

@saint_wildcard: Comment of the Year!

A smart person would of stayed in the car to record it and becom internet famous (Assuming you throw the phone out in time)

I don't need pick up lines.

What the Hades is a brown brown?

I have a feeling that it refers to a sphincter.

I swear that's what I read at first,too.

Thank god that it's not XD

Oh dude, that guy should get a raincoat, cause he's gonna get SOAKED in pussy -_-

How did this post go by without comment? Took me a while to stop laughing.

Time to hit the brown brown again

I have a feeling that you're correct. ●_●

Yeah me to.

@judasnixon said:

This is officially the flag of the internet

Lmao this thread was surprisingly hilarious

I'm gonna use this on someone on Tinder just for the lols

Nah