Listen well all ye mortals! When Shuma-Gorath doth rule reality, my first act shall be to bury all those who oppose me alive! Their dirt-filled mouths shall scream forever in hideous agony - - Aye, even after their deaths - - because not even their friends shall mourn their passing! The memory of their lives and ways shall vanish from the mind of man! The worship of evil shall supplant all other religion! The people shall flock to ME! Before man walked the earth, I ruled - - But I did tire, and I did sleep! Now I have returned, and so shall ALL the old customs! Earth shall be but the initial step in my conquest of the cosmos! The very stars themselves work hand in hand with Shuma-Gorath - - I am He who sleeps but shall awake.
Worship and respect my name in this thread and you shall be granted a quick and painless death or perhaps be spared and made a servant when I rule the universe.