If you're expecting a blog about drinking blood from a goblet, or one about sacrificing virgins, you're going to be disappointed. Moving along, though, that Satan guy sure is one clever devil. I was meditating the other day when I received a powerful revelation. One that begs the question: can one be a Christian and a Satanist at the same time? ............ (waaaaaaaiiit!!!) ............ This isnt exclusive to Christians and Christianity. So, to all my Muslim and Judaic friends, and even you "Atheists" and "Agnostics", And whoever's left in between all those, you're not being left out, Mkay? Moving along some more, though, I didn't need to marinate on the question for too long. See, Satan doesn't need you to go to church. He doesn't even need you to worship him or acknowledge his existence. He's pretty flexible, actually. All you need to do is follow his example. Most of us do that already. Like Christianity, Satanism has commandments. Im sure some of you will be surprised at how many of these you actually follow. Now, let's examine them, shall we? ....................................................... [1.]Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. [2.] Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. [3.] When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there. [4.] If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. [5.] Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. [6.] Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. [8.] Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. [9.] Do not harm little children. [10.] Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. [11.] When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him ........................................... (Wait There's more) ................................. [1.] Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! [2.] Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! [3.] Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! [4.] Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! [5.] Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! [6.] Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! [7.] Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all! [8.] Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! [9.] ................................ So, dudes and dudettes, this is Cozy Da Prynce, Giving a shout out to Satan, and signing off. OHH! And don't forget: I ain't going to hell ... Yet =]
Shout Out To Satan
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