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Racob says:

There is a place up above the clouds, a place with no war, no poverty, no hunger, no prejudice, and no negativity whatsoever.

It's called the moon, and it's boring as hell.

Women usually look better from a distance.

Teacher: What would you say is currently humanity's biggest issue?

Racob: Low self-esteem.

-Racob has spoken

If your a guy, put the seat down for international women's day, that's all I got.

Your mind is a better place then reality, and it's best to enter it alone

"Someone intelligent knows what to say, but someone wise knows when to say it."

-Man I heard at a Talk

With great POWER come great RESPONSIBILITY

Take everything for yourself and give nothing to everyone

If it's no name brand lunch meat, you will get sick. Sure you have to pay a bit more, but you can trust the name brands.

Don't use expired sun screen.

Never burn Posion Ivy, Oak, or Sumac.

If your abusive ex asks to get back together with you, don't, no matter what they say. They were abusive once, they're likely to abuse you again.

Don't run with scissors.

Be nice to your woman!

Look for @erik: 's posts if you want to laugh.

Eat your vegetables.

@tomlikesfries: I don't wanna!

Awww.... It's nice to have a fan. I love you too.

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.

James A. Froude.

Also

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Col. Jeff Cooper.

The Zen Master says "We'll see."

Women can't live without men, men can't live without sandwiches JK We would still have bacon!

I am scared to ask if you speak from experience

@erik: AH!! HE SAID HE LOVES ME!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!! *passes out from excitement*

(Thanks, bro xD)

I paraphrase this a lot when I share it with people but when I first read it, it was like a reality slap to the face. A hard one. I consider it one of life's greatest achievements:

I love her.

Watch the new Godzilla movie

Don't sext

"Laserbeak. Eject" - Soundwave

Bump

Life is what you make of it, Live it love it.

Never take naked pictures of yourself. They will almost always end up on the internet.

Help the rich stay rich. Help the poor stay poor.

Yes'm. This right here.

“...when your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet. Elsewise no man will ever bend the knee to you. And any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king at all (looks at @wolverine08: ).”

~Tywin Lannister AKA Me.

YOLO

Never trust anyone

QFT

Don't put your penis in the pie, that s*** is hot.

When you laugh, the world will laugh with you

When you weep, you weep alone.

Loving someone isn't enough to make a relationship work.

Women are exponentially less mentally stable the hotter they are.

If it's more expensive, then it's most likely better.

Fixed.

Choose to feel love, and let go of hate. It's much better for stress. Hating someone only causes chest pains.

Don't take sh!t from nobody if what you do makes you happy.

Unless you murder people, in that case... Take a lot of sh!t from everybody.

"Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other."