I still say Sharon is the strongest competitor other than Hippo Royale, I can't see her falling in any challenges, needless to say there would be an earthquake of devastation..I never liked Will, simply because he was like a robot...ALTHOUGH I do LOVE this movie he was in called Ticked Off Tranies or something to the likeness, I bet he was taking weightloss pills or something like that...
I can't bring myself to watch Madonna anything...She's just an old shady goat who's still trying to get her passage on the bridge back to relevancy.
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Shingai pulls up in her rag top Rolls Royce, and immediately bumps into Katy Perry...
Katy: Oh, sorry...She begins to dig in her purse, and pulls out her keys, handing them to Shingai.
Shingai: Cocking her head to the side, her mouth agape just a little... What are these for
Katy: You are the Valet aren't you...Beyonce must have known there would be a lot of uninvited guests trying to get their faces in that door...
S.Shoniwa: Oh b!tch! Do I look like the help...
Katy: Shakes head
S.Shoniwa: You can park your car, and yourself in hell. She walks inside to see a lot of faces that she's never seen before. Some lady named Blu Cantrell was yelling and screaming about how Beyonce stole her name for her baby...
Going to sit down on one of the many couches, she's tapped on the shoulder, turning to see that it was Rhianna.
Rhianna: Me got a question for ye...Why are you here...This was for diva's only.
Shingai: First off, don't touch me, your hands are sticky. Second of all, I'm really not the one you should be asking that question to. Nikki Minaj just walked in, and there's a whole section designated for random people...Let's see there is Monica, there's Keisha Cole...
Beyonce: Oh there she is...The woman that tried to come for me without a credential to her name. You wanna talk about my acting ability, but you've never even been nominated for an award...
Rhianna: Oh Snap...Rhianna runs to meet Katy Perry at the door.
The room falls silent, except for the unwanted guests trying to outsing each other in the corner of the room...
Shingai: She inhales... Beyonce, how many times do I have to tell you...Who the hell is your competition? Hmm, Rhianna, Katy? Is Sticky Minaj your competion? Stop acting like you've achieved so much when your only obsticle was those triflin heffa's. And like I said before...Just because you're on camera doesn't mean your an actress.
Just then everything stops... Too of the most side eyed divas walked in...Patti and Aretha...
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