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#101 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"Keep the change"

M

#102 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"YEEEEEEEEEEEA. OOOOOOOOOOKAY can we move on now cause i have a date in 20 mintues and she is fine."

#103 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"I love you"

man says

"YOUR PREGNANT?"

#104 Posted by Golem (760 posts) - - Show Bio

"I love myself too"

#105 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

" That's the funniest joke I heard all week!"

#106 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"I love you"

man says

"I love you too."

Man kisses girl

MAN ASKS

"Can you cook me some chicken?"

"sure sweety"

Girl goes into kicthen. But man pulls gun from the draw and shots are heard

#107 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

" I have Aids"

#108 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

"So what." then shrug

#109 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

Woman: "I love you"

Man: "Woo Hoo! I just won the beat!"

Woman: "Huh?"

Man: "I hade a bet with my friend that I can get you to say you love me, ... Oh and we're breaking up. Bye."

#110 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"Okay so when are we going to have that 3 some? You promised"

#111 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

Woman: I love you

Man: I love you to Jesse

Woman: I'm Karen

Man: Uh.....yeah I love you too

#112 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"are you Sally or Jessie? because i had this thing with your twin..."

M

#113 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

"does that mean I own you soul?"

#114 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ummmmmm, okay"

#115 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

"can I r#pe you now?"

#116 Posted by Infernopool (840 posts) - - Show Bio

"I hate you"

#117 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"So does my wife."

#118 Posted by Rockfall (700 posts) - - Show Bio

"Nooooooo!"

#119 Posted by Infernopool (840 posts) - - Show Bio

"My place or yours?"

#120 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Next Scene: bad things to say when your neighbor is watching

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"What? You've never seen a nudist stuck to a lawn chair before???"

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#121 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ok, so we plant the nuke here and... oh, hi..."

M

#122 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm going to kill all my neighbors!"

#123 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"I love you."

#124 Posted by Infernopool (840 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hey its fat ugly naked guy"

#125 Posted by Jake Malcom (3261 posts) - - Show Bio

"What she wont mind?"

standing over dead body of a woman

#126 Posted by Infernopool (840 posts) - - Show Bio

"How much an hour"

#127 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

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#128 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

Man lives in 22 newstreet. Nighbor lives in 24 newstreet.
"Hello? Pizza hut? Ya, I'd like to order 20 pizza's to 24 newstreet."


Post Edited:2007-11-05 13:47:17

#129 Posted by Jake Malcom (3261 posts) - - Show Bio

Neibor sees George killing someone in his window

Damn dirty whores never learn DIRTY PILLOWS!!!

#130 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

Time to watch some por...... Oh hi guys.

#131 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

Daves suck a dick, this one time he had this hooker over, I didnt even tell him that he wasnt even a chi... Oh hey Dave

#132 Posted by power kid (898 posts) - - Show Bio

The Ion says:

"Time to watch some por...... Oh hi guys."

wha hmmmm..... okay lol

whats up

#133 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

power kid says:

"The Ion says:
"Time to watch some por...... Oh hi guys."
wha hmmmm..... okay lol whats up "

lol hey dude but lets stick to topic in here.

#134 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

runs out of house, smoke is seen

"Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..."

The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)

#135 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

HAIL HITLER!

#136 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

"I think I made a man pregnant... Oh Hey bob, didnt see you there"

#137 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"

Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?

#138 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"HAIL HITLER! "

LMAO

#139 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

crazy spidey says:

"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"

Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"

... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom.

#140 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."

LMMFAO!

DEE DEE DEE

#141 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."

Wow, i gotta try that, sounds like good times. runs off with lighter fluid

#142 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."

LMMFAO!

DEE DEE DEE"

It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house...

@ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21

#143 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."
LMMFAO! DEE DEE DEE"
It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house... @ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21"

Lmao! I can imagine. I'm crying laughing at this right now.

So, how're you?

#144 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."
LMMFAO! DEE DEE DEE"
It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house... @ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21"

lol, weird wats that burning sensation, and that smoke like mist in th air

#145 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

crazy spidey says:

"Crimson Orchid says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."
LMMFAO! DEE DEE DEE"
It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house... @ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21"

lol, weird wats that burning sensation, and that smoke like mist in th air"

Lmao...

#146 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Crimson Orchid says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."
LMMFAO! DEE DEE DEE"
It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house... @ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21"

Lmao! I can imagine. I'm crying laughing at this right now.

So, how're you?"

I;m good, but if you want to visit maybe we should take it over to Clark's?

#147 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"Eternal Chaos says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"crazy spidey says:
"Crimson Orchid says:
"*runs out of house, smoke is seen* "Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to write in lighter fluid..." The sad part is, this is a true story.. (witnessed by me... not me that tried that)"
Wow, were they legally retraded or wat?"
... I have no idea... All I know is he tried to write his name on his pants in lighter fluid and ended up burning up his bedroom."
LMMFAO! DEE DEE DEE"
It was pretty amusing to see... that and the car blowing up in front of my house... @ Crazy spidey: go for it. Then I can laugh at you.
Post Edited:2007-11-05 17:59:21"
Lmao! I can imagine. I'm crying laughing at this right now. So, how're you?"
I;m good, but if you want to visit maybe we should take it over to Clark's?"

Off I go. See you there. lol

#148 Posted by Iron Apollo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

You guys still playing this game

#149 Posted by Jake Malcom (3261 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Apollo says:

"You guys still playing this game"

its fun

#150 Posted by Moomin123 (2205 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so sorry Mrs. Adams, but your husband has been murdered, so I was just wondering, do you have a shovel by chance?