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#51 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio

"Betcha I can shoot yer hat off with one bullet."

"Nope nope nope, Mythbusters proved that's impossible."

#52 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Scene for Today: Things that you never want your doctor to say.

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"Wow, I've never seen one of those THAT big!"

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#53 Posted by iwan (572 posts) - - Show Bio

"First time in surgery ? Mine too."

#54 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - - Show Bio

In the operating room

"Oops."

#55 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ummm i think you cross this blue thing into the red thing"

Crosses the wires and that person dies

"Ohhh god oh god oh god. You see rick i should have never pretendend i was a doctor.

#56 Posted by Golem (760 posts) - - Show Bio

"Now I wish I hadn't skipped surgery class."

#57 Posted by Jake Malcom (3179 posts) - - Show Bio

"oops"

#58 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - - Show Bio

'Relax, I saw House do this on TV last night.'

#59 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Singing--> "The Shin bone's connected to the... Knee bone... The Knee bone's connected to the... Thigh bone... The Thigh bone's connected..."

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#60 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

confused look - "Ohhh... thats different..."

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#61 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"Umm yeah. Thats gonna have to come off."

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#62 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

"Well i trained as a butcher before i found this job"

#63 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hold still, my right eye is useless"

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#64 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

"Excuse me, my parol officers at the door"

#65 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

sniff sniff "You want some?"

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#66 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Excuse me, how does this go again?"

#67 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"You look like my ex wife's new husband."

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#68 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"I mean, do you know how much fresh Kidney's go for on the black market?"

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#69 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"I can smell colors."

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#70 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"What do you mean, you're insurance isn't fully paid up?"

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#71 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Dodgy Transylvania accent ==> "Tell me, have you ever tasted blood?"

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#72 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"Okay, stay calm. What had happened was"

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#73 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why does orange smell like dirty socks?"

#74 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"How can 'bad' mean 'good'?"

#75 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

"Well i didnt know they were your kidneys"

#76 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"I've done all I can do. Its up to god now"

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#77 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

"I can assure Mr.Smith the surgery is very simple.......scalpal.......suction.....OH GOD ITS CROWNING"

#78 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

glove snaps "Okay, bend over and say ouch"

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#79 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

King of Kings says:

"*glove snaps* "Okay, bend over and say ouch""

LMAO

#80 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"You're allergic to your twin brother."

#81 Posted by Jake Malcom (3179 posts) - - Show Bio

sows the last stitch in

"wheres the scalpal?"

#82 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

"Um... Oops."

#83 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why do I taste iron?"

Falls out

#84 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"three for me, one for you. Bottoms up"

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#85 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

New Scene: Things NOT to say when accepting an award.

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#86 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went to shower, this little piggy went to sleep and"

blood squirts out and meat hits the floor

"And this little piggy went into the garbage..."

#87 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ummmm, I'd like to thanks strippers"

#88 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"New Scene: **Things** ***NOT*** **to say when accepting an award**. =================================================================== M"

I would like to thank everybody except Jesus.

#89 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'd like to accept this award for Hal Jordan, he regrets that he couldn't pick it up himself due to the fact he had to pick up his girlfriend from school."

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#90 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"What is this? Plastic"

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#91 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh my god, i can't believe this... 'wipes tear from eye', i'd like to thank everyone i've ever met... paul, john, jack, daniel, sam, sarah, kelly, charlotte, hank, jane, helen, mike, Hal, kyle, paul..."

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#92 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hmmmm, winning this doesn't feel as good as I thought it would"

#93 Posted by The_MVPs (84693 posts) - - Show Bio

"Thank you for this Kids Choice award. I sure would like to $#@! that Dakota Fanning"

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#94 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

what did millie vanllie say when they accepted there award?

#95 Posted by Xmen_forever (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"But I didn't do anything!"


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#96 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

King of Kings says:

""Thank you for this Kids Choice award. I sure would like to $#@! that Dakota Fanning""

Lol. I saw that special.

#97 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

New Scene for today: The Wrong thing to say when someone says they love you

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"that's nice, but you're not John."

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#98 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

Mmm....thanks? lol

#99 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"So can we go to bed now?"

#100 Posted by The Ion (686 posts) - - Show Bio

"You talking to me or the dog?"