Scenes from Methos

"I've never been prouder to be an American."

ok, a new twist on a random game i used to play on another forum...

every day i'll post a new scene, and the idea is for everyone to come up with funny answers to it...

for example, todays Scene is...

Other things the first man of the moon would have said

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and everyone posts their response :D

simple?

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"Man, i shouldn't have had that curry last night."

picture it and you'll get the idea

M

"Damnit, i left the oven on"

M

strange brew quote "I gotta pee so bad I can taste it."

Man on the Moon quote "I had to pee so bad that I taste it."

"Finally peace and quiet."

Alien walks up and begins to talk to the man.

"!@#%$$#%^$%#@"

"Damn, i hope they can get me home..."

M

What Neil Armstrong Really said (courtesy of theonion.com & edited because Neil was understanably excited):

Monday, July 21, 1969

HOLY SH*T

MAN WALKS ON

&^%$ING MOON

Neil Armstrong's historic first

words on moon: "Holy Living *&^%"

TRANQUITY BASE: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed.

Jesus H. Christ, Houston, we're on the $#@!ing moon. Over.

HOUSTON: Roger. Tranquility we copy you. We cannot believe you

are on the ^%$#ing moon. Repeat. Cannot *&^%ing believe it. Over.

TRANQUILITY: It was a smooth touchdown. The moon for Christ's

sake, the moon. Over.

HOUSTON: Roger that. You're clear for TI, walking on the moon. Over.

TRANQUILITY: We copy. Walking on the moon. Jesus. Over.

HOUSTON: We read you. Over.

TRANQUILITY: I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder. Just one more

step and I'm... (long pause).

HOUSTON: Tranquility?

TRANQUILITY: Holy (pause) living (long pause) &^%$!

HOUSTON: Tranquility? Do you copy?

TRANQUILITY: Are you $#@!ing believing this? Over.

HOUSTON: We read you. Over.

TRANQUILITY: I abso-&^%$ing-lutely am standing on the surface

of the &^%$ing moon. I am talking to you from the goddammed

*&%ing moon. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

HOUSTON: Holy Sh*t.

TRANQUILITY: Holy mother of *&^%. The &^%$ing moon. Over.

HOUSTON: A-*&^%ing-affirmative. Over.

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Shifts body

FWOOT

"ahhhh that felt good"

"WTF?!? a Starbucks?!?"

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"One small step for man one large step for manahhhh"

falls on the ground

"damn i should not have drink on my way up here"

"One small step for mankind, one giant step foOO! falls on ground the drifts away

"Ummmm houston we have a problem

houston said "whats your problem?"

"I went poopy"

Oh sh!t, it's not made of cheese! I brought all those crackers for nothing! PORQUE!!!!

Eternal Chaos says:

"Oh sh!t, it's not made of cheese! I brought all those crackers for nothing! PORQUE!!!!"

HAHA LMAO!!

"Wait is that a MCDONALDS!!!!!"

a clown walks out of mcdonalds

"Welcome to McAliens. May i eat your BRAIN"

The Ion says:

""Wait is that a MCDONALDS!!!!!"*a clown walks out of mcdonalds*"Welcome to McAliens. May i eat your BRAIN""

hahahaha Ion having a brain thats classic

Darkchild says:

"The Ion says:

""Wait is that a MCDONALDS!!!!!" *a clown walks out of mcdonalds* "Welcome to McAliens. May i eat your BRAIN""

hahahaha Ion having a brain thats classic"

Darkchild says:

"The Ion says:

""Wait is that a MCDONALDS!!!!!" *a clown walks out of mcdonalds* "Welcome to McAliens. May i eat your BRAIN""

hahahaha Ion having a brain thats classic"

HAHA that triggers my eleven-year old sense of humour!! ROTFLMFAO!!

Houston i have a problem

Houston said "whats your problem"

"its all dark and I'm scared"

houston said "you see those lights"

"umm a little"

"well go towards them"

Armstorng jumps towards the stars

Houston said "Umm guys we lost armstorng looks like the mission is a failure"

Next morning on the news

"Well it looks like russia had won the race to the moon. Here are the reports from russia"

russia said "HAHAHAHAHA F%^& YOU AMERICANS WE DID IT. WE MADE IT TO THE MOON"

"What the hell? Michael Jackson's a Skrull!"

Eternal Chaos says:

""What the hell? Michael Jackson's a Skrull!""

HAHAHAHA

i got it. lol

Darkchild says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

""What the hell? Michael Jackson's a Skrull!""

HAHAHAHA"

Lol. I liked that one and I wasn't sure who else would get it so I'm glad you did. lol.

ok, time for a change of scenary...

Lines you'd NEVER hear in a western movie

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"Hey, this town *is big enough for both of us

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For the first man on the moon...

hey can can someone tell the props guy to get out of the shot? no one will believe us with him in the picture!
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"What do you got?"

"i got 4 aces"

".......Okay i lost here is the money."

"Like, OMG (yes I mean the letters, don't read it like the words) those boots are so cute, and they go perfect with your revolver, now you work it!"

"Dude, i'm like, so out of Ammo."

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wind blows

"what time is it? AND WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE"

standoff

"You go first."

The Ion says:

"Darkchild says:

"*standoff* "You go first.""

LMFFAO Omg that was so funny.
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lol came to me when i read lines that you would never see in a western

Darkchild says:

"*standoff* "You go first.""

The Ion says:

"Darkchild says:

"The Ion says:

"Darkchild says:

"*standoff* "You go first.""

LMFFAO Omg that was so funny.
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lol came to me when i read *lines that you would never see in a western*"

I mean that was 3 words and i knew what it meant completey then i just burst out laughing LMAO."

yeah i know waiting for others to see it

Darkchild says:

"The Ion says:

"Darkchild says:

"*standoff* "You go first.""

LMFFAO Omg that was so funny.
Post Edited:2007-11-02 20:12:13"

lol came to me when i read *lines that you would never see in a western*"

I mean that was 3 words and i knew what it meant completey then i just burst out laughing LMAO.

A Tumble Weed blows into the wind

"huh you don't see that everyday"

The Ion says:

"*A Tumble Weed blows into the wind*"huh you don't see that everyday""

HAHAHA

"you want a beer?"

"No i want a nice cold milk"

"Alright, now this is what you gotta ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk?"

"Yeah, I feel lucky. On 3. 1. 2. 3! I play Rock!"

"Guess what, I used Paper, you lose now get outta this town"

they stand staring at each other. Waiting for the Clock to ring

"well in 3 seconds it will ring"

"yea"

clock passes 12:00

"Hey what is this s#$%"

"I Don't know man...... Do you want to get a beer?"

"Sure"

man walks into a bar

Music - "So, tell me what ya want, what ya really, really want" <-- Spicegirls playing

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"On the count of 3, we draw..."

"On 3"

"one... two..."

"Pikachu! I choose you!"

M

Methos says:

""On the count of 3, we draw..."**"On 3"*****"one... two..."***"Pikachu! I choose you!"M"

hahaha

5 men are riding in a cart

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

one of the guys jump off to the cart and says

"Welcome to jackass and i hope we have a fun show

A bulls comes out of nowhere and hits the guy

hands over guns

Bell strikes 12:00

pulls gun

"WAIT!!"

What?

"Lets just be one happy family"

Alright.

walk off into sunset holding hands skipping

"This it?"

"Ummm why do we only have 6 bullets? And why are we in this Box with people watching us?"
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Methos says:

"ok, time for a change of scenary... ***Lines you'd NEVER hear in a western movie*** =============================================== "Hey, this town *is* big enough for both of us* M"

'Do you think Tonto will get mad if we ask him what 'kemo sabe' really means?'

"Did I give out five of my cookies, or six? Do you feel lucky, friend?"

"Alright buddy were going to escape from jail tonight"

"no man i like it here it makes me feel safe"

the man cuddles a teddy bear