#1 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (9350 posts) - - Show Bio

When I was going to school in Mexico one of my friends was dating a senior. So one day he tries to set me up with some goth chick. Mostly due to the fact that I listen to rock music (which is rare down there). Needless to say that didnt work out mostly due to the fact that I couldn't bring myself to talk (DAMN YOU SHYNESS!). So when we left my friends started saying this weird scenario where me and her would sneak of in the middle of the night and go to the cemetery and have satanic sex. We all (but mostly them) had a good laugh at my expense. 2 weeks later my mom comes home from visiting my grandma and asks me if I had been sneaking of to the cemetery at night. Took me a while to remember what she was talking about, Im not sure if she knows the whole story or if she was to embarrassed to ask me about the sex part too.

Ever had a rumor be spread about you?

#2 Edited by JeanRalphio (1842 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_wildcard: Whoa, tu eres Mexicano?

I'm a racist, a dick, a sexist, an asshole, but they are all true.

#3 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (9350 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_wildcard: Whoa, tu eres Mexicano?

I'm a racist, a dick, a sexist, an asshole, but they are all true.

Si señor.

We share the same rumors.

#4 Posted by SpitfirePanda (760 posts) - - Show Bio

I had a friend in high school who was being a jerk, so I punched him in the kindneys (not very hard). He got mad at me because he's a bit of a baby. When we met up again in college and started hanging out with the same crowd he told everyone the story and tried to make me out as a jerk. It didn't stick though.

#5 Posted by Racob7 (5415 posts) - - Show Bio

People at public school kept telling me I was gay.

I get that bi and gay are easily confused but it was still annoying having to correct people all the time.

#6 Posted by Eisenfauste (7399 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope people feared me enough that no rumor was spread about me.

#7 Posted by JeanRalphio (1842 posts) - - Show Bio

@racob7: But if you bang guys, aren't you technically gay.

#8 Posted by Orician_Seis (480 posts) - - Show Bio

I've been told I'm cruel. Not technically true, I just have little patience. I mean if you have issues with someone, why break their nose? Why not crush their self esteem to zero?. They won't get up from that. But nowadays everyone is suicide happy, so you have to keep your tongue in check. But meh, that's my recurring one.

#9 Posted by CF12793 (2946 posts) - - Show Bio

I killed 3 people.

I mean, it's so ridiculous. The real number was 8.

#10 Posted by Racob7 (5415 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Edited by JetiiMitra (8220 posts) - - Show Bio

People thought I had a crush on this girl for the longest time. But the thing is, the rumor started as a joke. But it was true. Except some people knew it was a joke. So we had people thinking it was true because they didn't know it was a joke, and they were corrected by people that kept it up as a running joke and didn't know it was true until a while later. And I just did everything I could to confuse and misinform everyone.

Also, when I was in middle school I had a disagreement with one of the friends in my circles and ended up trading punches. We eventually went to the same high school, stayed in the same circles but there was nobody from middle school there. So when the newer friends found out we'd had that incident, it got blown up into a knock-down, drag-out fight.

#12 Posted by marvel_boy2241 (2468 posts) - - Show Bio

Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me working me with controls?

#13 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

In elementary school, I pissed this kid off and he punched me in the chest. It didn't hurt at all so I tried to embarrass him by doing a Joker and laughing, rather than risk getting suspended for punching back (don't you just love school rules?). He told everyone I had started crying. Man that pissed me off.

#14 Posted by HumanRocket (7593 posts) - - Show Bio

I've spread the rumor that the marriage between saint_wildcard and hookergesit was a false marriage to only brig attention to the Geist movement. The wildine and cheesestabber marriage was made for money. The rumor spread somewhat around the vine.

#15 Posted by Mediocregeist (681 posts) - - Show Bio

I had a crush on *this girl*

Pretty much all the rumors in middle school

#16 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9350 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

People thought I had a crush on this girl for the longest time. But the thing is, the rumor started as a joke. But it was true.

Same here.

#17 Posted by Farkam (4821 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope people feared me enough that no rumor was spread about me.

#18 Posted by MaccyD (3587 posts) - - Show Bio

I had to wear handcuffs when doing work experience cause I kept taking stuff. I actually enjoyed that rumour :P

#19 Edited by Joygirl (18854 posts) - - Show Bio

Only rumor that ever really spread about me was that I was having an affair with my manager, which was true.

#20 Posted by JediXMan (29688 posts) - - Show Bio
  • Cynical
  • Straight forward / blunt
  • Honest
  • Smart, but forgetful
  • Lazy

These are the things I'm known for... and they're all true.

#21 Posted by laflux (14346 posts) - - Show Bio

@joygirl said:

Only rumor that ever really spread about me was that I was having an affair with my manager, which was true.

You doing anything later tonight..............

#22 Posted by Wolverine08 (38996 posts) - - Show Bio

I heard a rumor that I'm the best there is.

Oh wait, that's actually true.

Silly me.

#23 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9350 posts) - - Show Bio

I heard a rumor that I'm the best there is.

Oh wait, that's actually true.

Silly me.

Also that you are super modest.

#24 Posted by laflux (14346 posts) - - Show Bio

I heard a rumor that I'm the best there is.

Oh wait, that's actually true.

Silly me.

f*ck off

#25 Posted by Wolverine08 (38996 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: Don't hate the player, hate the game!

#26 Posted by longbowhunter (6811 posts) - - Show Bio

I largely go unnoticed and have very few associations with people. But in high school I recall people always asking me if I put needles in my hair? I don't know why I would and I don't know where that rumor came from.

#27 Posted by Wolverine08 (38996 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_wildcard: There were also rumors that I'm "arrogant". Like how could anyone think that of me?

#28 Posted by Raiiyn (3449 posts) - - Show Bio

Wellll...

Apparently when I left my first high school I dated a drug dealer and got pregnant and then child services took my baby cause I was a crack hoe. This all happened in like three months apparently though because when I went to visit the school after summer vacation ended, some chick asked me if I still got to see my kid :/

#29 Edited by MonsterStomp (16168 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone spread a rumour that I was an ugly hideous beast.

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#30 Edited by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

Apprently the entire neighbourhood (and several family members as well) thought that I was either sick or... anorexic. I mean, seriously?

#31 Posted by Black_Arrow (2585 posts) - - Show Bio

I had a crush on *this girl*

Pretty much all the rumors in middle school

Basically this.

It happened to me but I didn't had a crush on the girl. Days later the girl revealed to me that she had a crush on me and I didn't know what to do so I told her that I didn't had a crush on her.

#32 Posted by Eisenfauste (7399 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by Precise (22883 posts) - - Show Bio

Lots! Apparently i'm a lying cheating womanizer and broke up with someone over a std? And probably more i don't know about :p

#34 Posted by MonsterStomp (16168 posts) - - Show Bio
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#35 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

In 9th grade people thought I was in jail for attempted murder of a teacher, in reality I was suspended for putting rock salt in her coffee.

#36 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17378 posts) - - Show Bio

That I threw a pen into a teachers eye.

That I'm some rage monster who can't control himself( WHICH to be fair had some reasonable arguments to back it up, but that was years a ago)

#37 Posted by EpicTayMan (2167 posts) - - Show Bio

@raiiyn: :( i'm sorry that happened to you

#38 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10368 posts) - - Show Bio

I had a rumor started about me that my nerdy friend was my brother, because I was a nerd. The truth is that my Twin brother was a jock. I my cousin my brother and I also started a rumor that we were triplets with a fake birthday, cause we all favor each other, that was funny. It had the girls going like "Oh you're triplets that's dope."

#39 Posted by swordmasterD (1842 posts) - - Show Bio

That I asked a bunch of girls

pfft everyone who knows me knows I'm to shy

#40 Posted by EpicTayMan (2167 posts) - - Show Bio


People these days

#41 Posted by Raiiyn (3449 posts) - - Show Bio

@raiiyn: :( i'm sorry that happened to you

looool don't be! I found it absolutely hilarious ;P

#42 Posted by EpicTayMan (2167 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Edited by dccomicsrule2011 (23384 posts) - - Show Bio

@raiiyn said:

Wellll...

Apparently when I left my first high school I dated a drug dealer and got pregnant and then child services took my baby cause I was a crack hoe. This all happened in like three months apparently though because when I went to visit the school after summer vacation ended, some chick asked me if I still got to see my kid :/

#44 Posted by Riddlergeist (550 posts) - - Show Bio

when i was in 6th grade. i got suspended for hitting a popular kid in the face with a mathbook and making him cry.

when my suspension was up... there was a rumor going that i was going to get jumped by his friends.

the whole day... that was in the back of my head.

i went home fine.

-Riddle Me This

#45 Posted by dagmar_merrill (7029 posts) - - Show Bio

That i'm a really aggressive person. Apparently I look scary because i'm growing a beard and I don't talk a lot and don't smile that often. So that led to people thinking I would punch someone if they talked to me or something? It's weird.

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#46 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10368 posts) - - Show Bio

when i was in 6th grade. i got suspended for hitting a popular kid in the face with a mathbook and making him cry.

when my suspension was up... there was a rumor going that i was going to get jumped by his friends.

the whole day... that was in the back of my head.

i went home fine.

-Riddle Me This

This happened to a friend of mine. We decided to roll like 10 deep with him for 5 days straight just to make sure nothing happened. Nothing happened.

#47 Posted by Riddlergeist (550 posts) - - Show Bio

@riddlergeist said:

when i was in 6th grade. i got suspended for hitting a popular kid in the face with a mathbook and making him cry.

when my suspension was up... there was a rumor going that i was going to get jumped by his friends.

the whole day... that was in the back of my head.

i went home fine.

-Riddle Me This

This happened to a friend of mine. We decided to roll like 10 deep with him for 5 days straight just to make sure nothing happened. Nothing happened.

lol,.. i did not have the luxury of friends... at the time.

its weird, if a popular kid does it to a not so popular kid... he's awesome

if a not-so-popular kid does it to a popular kid

#48 Posted by Jokerpoker (2943 posts) - - Show Bio

Once I accidentally cut myself with a toothpick, and everyone was saying that I stabbed myself with a knife.

#49 Posted by Nelomaxwell (10368 posts) - - Show Bio

@riddlergeist: Seek out other Outcasts. Form a clan. People stop F**King with you.

#50 Edited by Sexy Merc (42071 posts) - - Show Bio

Got cheating rumours back in HS and university (mostly from friends of girls I was seeing for different reasons). I think that was pretty much it, at least that I'm aware of or remember.