#1 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

#2 Posted by box turtle (1258 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jax said:
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Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

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Yo Mama is So Desperate She Loved Yo Daddy
#3 Posted by inferiorego (21242 posts) - - Show Bio

All "Yo Mama" jokes: 1

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#4 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:
"All "Yo Mama" jokes: 1 "
#5 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
@Emperor Gonzo Noir said:
" @inferiorego said:
"All "Yo Mama" jokes: 1 "
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#6 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

Russian Reversals/In soviet Russia jokes are way better. 

#7 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7589 posts) - - Show Bio

Back on topic...
 
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Yo mama so fat she used a mattress as a tampon

#8 Posted by Pr_Beyonder (2440 posts) - - Show Bio
@BiteMe-Fanboy:

 
 
Yo mama so fat she fell in love,but she broke it.
#9 Posted by NickA_94 (553 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so dumb to sold her car to pay for gas 
Yo mama so fat the doctor showed her a picture of her feet she couldnt identify them 
Yo mama so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch 
Yo mama so ugly she has to trick or treat over the telephone 
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT"      
Yo mama so old Jesus signed her yearbook 
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left     
#10 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
@NickA_94: Owh yeah? yo mothah, is sow fawt, tht when she dew the tai chi, SHE TWO SLAW.
#11 Posted by mewmdude77 (993 posts) - - Show Bio





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You mama is so fat that she could sell shade!!

#12 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio

  yo mothah, is sow fawt, tht when she dew the tai chi, SHE TWO SLAW. HAHA     HAHA    HAHA

#13 Posted by Nefarious (18799 posts) - - Show Bio

I've heard better.

#14 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious: Like ???
#15 Posted by Nefarious (18799 posts) - - Show Bio
@goldenshot80: You sure you want to know? I mean, the ones I've heard are pretty....derogatory.
#16 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious: Yes I would want to know peter parker
#17 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio

Your mother is so old......... 
 
 
 
 
 
she's older than you. 
 
 
-KERMIT WINS.

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#18 Posted by Nefarious (18799 posts) - - Show Bio
@goldenshot80: Uh, maybe another time.
#19 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick o treat over the phone for Halloween.
#20 Posted by Achilles. (3847 posts) - - Show Bio


 
Yo Mama so old, It says in her birth certificate "EXPIRED!"