In six words or less a post
Slapped Down Busted outta town clown
@Redletter said:
@CozyDaPrynce: You win i lost track & forgot to repely ^_^
Nah, lol. It's whatever, really. The 6 word policy is pretty hard to have a good rap battle =p
Well, I'm obliged
to tell you guys
that you shouldn't even tryy.
@Redletter said:
Whyyyyy?
"Whyyyy?" You cry.
Well see, beating me is as impossible as counting to the number Pi
As asinine
as the asymptote ever approaching the line
You can't approach anywhere close
to the skills of my lines
so again I ask
why even start tryin?
@Jezer:
Your rap game is miniscule
Not even fully lyrical
Not even worth my ridicule
I Might as well just spit at you
But first I'll say this then let Redletter come back and get at you
You pitiful
But I pity the fool like Mr. T does
Before you step to the mic, go back and brush yo teeth cuz
My rap's unbeatable
You winning is inconceivable
Be gone 'fore my lyrics eat at you like leeches do
Unspeakable
Are the rhymes in which I kick
And your limbs individually is what I pick
Until they all fall apart
It's false to call you smart
so you best not start
"Prince" is the moniker
Redletter? The auditor
You? You just the toddler
My new ego fondler
You shoulda thought twice before you fought with her
@Redletter:
My bad I broke your 8 word rule, lol ....
You think your Rihanna? You don't run this town.
Guess i'll be Chris Brown and smack this b*tch around.
:P
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
You think your Rihanna? You don't run this town.
Guess i'll be Chris Brown and smack this b*tch around.
:P
lol. Disrespectful but I laughed. Shame on me.
@CozyDaPrynce said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
You think your Rihanna? You don't run this town.
Guess i'll be Chris Brown and smack this b*tch around.
:P
lol. Disrespectful but I laughed. Shame on me.
It's all fun and games until i'm brought into the fun and games.
@Jezer:
You been stupid running your damn mouth off
Thinking Dem rhymes be like bullets from kalsnikof
While Mine be elastic vs whats spastic
Cause your choices be easy
As you got's a disease
That makes you beneath me
Cease Desist infinity
Like the bard says
This (N-word)s the divinity
So bark all you like
your raps be some shite
Cause right now's
crackers you is
out of white
(uh that was horrible sorry guys I'm hungover only excuse)
@CozyDaPrynce said:
@Jezer:
Your rap game is miniscule
Not even fully lyrical
Not even worth my ridicule
I Might as well just spit at you
But first I'll say this then let Redletter come back and get at you
You pitiful
But I pity the fool like Mr. T does
Before you step to the mic, go back and brush yo teeth cuz
My rap's unbeatable
You winning is inconceivable
Be gone 'fore my lyrics eat at you like leeches do
Unspeakable
Are the rhymes in which I kick
And your limbs individually is what I pick
Until they all fall apart
It's false to call you smart
so you best not start
"Prince" is the moniker
Redletter? The auditor
You? You just the toddler
My new ego fondler
You shoulda thought twice before you fought with her
@Redletter:
My bad I broke your 8 word rule, lol ....
My rap game may be small
but what I say in a few words
is worth more than all
the trivial ridicule that you're trying to pull
but you don't realize, I'm immune to fools
It's hard to accurately assess what you can't understand
its hard for me too listen to lines to stupid to comprehend
why are you trying to defend Redletter?
Are you sleeping with her,
is she wearing a Scarlet Letter?
I've seen Harlots better
that were as wrinkly
as these old, abused lines
that you're sprinkling-
speaking of water- can you even imagine
what it's like to lyrically
force your mom have a wet orgasm?
You can't even fathom
the depth of these skills
so don't hold your breath
this is how an air embolism feels.
@Redletter said:
@Jezer:
You been stupid running your damn mouth off
Thinking Dem rhymes be like bullets from kalsnikof
While Mine be elastic vs whats spastic
Cause your choices be easy
As you got's a disease
That makes you beneath me
Cease Desist infinity
Like the bard says
This (N-word)s the divinity
So bark all you like
your raps be some shite
Cause right now's
crackers you is
out of white
(uh that was horrible sorry guys I'm hungover only excuse)
I'm running my mouth, so, you should be running your legs
cuz you might die if you hear the truth that Jezer says
...Umm bullets? you need to think a bit bigger
more like nuclear missiles
the fallout will make this whole galaxy a bit sicker
It works quicker, than the fastest poison
just watch how quickly
your mommas panties start to moisten
And hypothetically if I had a disease
do you realize that I've raped you so hard
that you'd have the same std?
You should get on your knees
and start your pleas
because I'll ease
up if you just say please. ;)
@Jezer:
Don't step to the Prince whose soon-to-be-king
Your neck is, soon-to-be ringed
Speakin' of neck, Yeah I get that
Your girlfriend? Yeah I did that
If this was a game, you couldn't make this level
If I was a beat, you couldn't bass this treble
You a dictator, but can't break this rebel
If you was white, you couldn't face this negga
Hee hee hee, ha ha ha
What you say = bla bla bla
You are irrelevant
Big mouthed like pelicans
You tantrum, but I stampede ferociously like elephants
Hunt you down, run you down
Smack you up and dumb you down
Bet a stack I make the girls never ever want you now
What you gon' do now?
Run your mouth?
Ok then, feel free
But best believe, you step to me, you ain't got what it takes to kill me
Don't worry bout who I be sleepin' with
But while you here try peepin' this
I be gettin' some while you eatin' chips
Oops my bad was she your sis?
@CozyDaPrynce said:
@Jezer:
Don't step to the Prince whose soon-to-be-king
Your neck is, soon-to-be ringed
Speakin' of neck, Yeah I get that
Your girlfriend? Yeah I did that
If this was a game, you couldn't make this level
If I was a beat, you couldn't bass this treble
You a dictator, but can't break this rebel
If you was white, you couldn't face this negga
Hee hee hee, ha ha ha
What you say = bla bla bla
You are irrelevant
Big mouthed like pelicans
You tantrum, but I stampede ferociously like elephants
Hunt you down, run you down
Smack you up and dumb you down
Bet a stack I make the girls never ever want you now
What you gon' do now?
Run your mouth?
Ok then, feel free
But best believe, you step to me, you ain't got what it takes to kill me
Don't worry bout who I be sleepin' with
But while you here try peepin' this
I be gettin' some while you eatin' chips
Oops my bad was she your sis?
You say you're a prince, but I can tell you're a peasant
its hard to be impressed when no class is present
your lines have no style, no swag, no depth
thats why its so funny that you have a spring in your step
like forreal? Yeah, I can hit up rapgenerator as well
then copy and paste, but you know you can tell
that my flow is real, genuine, authentic
unlike you, I don't have to rent it.
Speaking of renting,
I paid with a penny,
and your mom started bending
doggystyle, then she started venting
and screaming the name of a rap de-ity
"OH JEZER"
"Hey please just call me Daddy Cozy-D"
Son, your mommas vag was cozy to me ;)
@Jezer said:
@CozyDaPrynce said:
@Jezer:
Don't step to the Prince whose soon-to-be-king
Your neck is, soon-to-be ringed
Speakin' of neck, Yeah I get that
Your girlfriend? Yeah I did that
If this was a game, you couldn't make this level
If I was a beat, you couldn't bass this treble
You a dictator, but can't break this rebel
If you was white, you couldn't face this negga
Hee hee hee, ha ha ha
What you say = bla bla bla
You are irrelevant
Big mouthed like pelicans
You tantrum, but I stampede ferociously like elephants
Hunt you down, run you down
Smack you up and dumb you down
Bet a stack I make the girls never ever want you now
What you gon' do now?
Run your mouth?
Ok then, feel free
But best believe, you step to me, you ain't got what it takes to kill me
Don't worry bout who I be sleepin' with
But while you here try peepin' this
I be gettin' some while you eatin' chips
Oops my bad was she your sis?
You say you're a prince, but I can tell you're a peasant
its hard to be impressed when no class is present
your lines have no style, no swag, no depth
thats why its so funny that you have a spring in your step
like forreal? Yeah, I can hit up rapgenerator as well
then copy and paste, but you know you can tell
that my flow is real, genuine, authentic
unlike you, I don't have to rent it.
Speaking of renting,
I paid with a penny,
and your mom started bending
doggystyle, then she started venting
and screaming the name of a rap de-ity
"OH JEZER"
"Hey please just call me Daddy Cozy-D"
Rap generator? Thanks for the compliment
I'm just seasoned is all, like a condiment
Callin' me peasant while you cleaning my latrine
You funny doodoo dummy you full of some laughery
Ain't no lyrical flattery
Ain't no show of comradery
I'ma say it once more you don't wanna come battle me
Lyrical assault and battery
Just won you a lottery
Of kicks no apologies
........................................................................
Alright Stop, It's time to take a breather
Okay now it's time to take this trash out named Jezer
Boy you funny as hell, change your name to Jester
You be gettin' treated like inmates treat molesters
I'm sick and I'm raw
Ain't tryna give it my all
But still smack your lights out like a pimp with his palm
@IfDCRuledTheWorld said:
No retreat. No surrender. My battle cry.
Want some? Get some. Too bad. You just died.
I resurrect like Osiris
Then I whip out my 9 inch
Call your girly on her celly then I tell her to shine it
She like, " Yes Cozy Da Prince, I mean yes your highness
I'll be there in a jiffy I don't care bout the mileage "
See I'm sick with the rhyme bro
So you shouldn't try bro
I'm martial arts and music, man I'm somethin' like Tai Bo
A dessert eagle in a gun fight, you just a knife though
Every time I write a rhyme you be studyin' my flow
Read up, read up, til you get it down
But by the time you come around, I invented a new sound
Embed it and let it play
While I sever your head away
Your fans stop likin' you cause I spit a better way
Leave you wet and dirty like a bombaclot
With a 12 gauge sawed off pumper shot
If you still out when it's passed your curfew
Cozy Da Lycan will massacre you
Yall,,,
When I try to think of a word to describe all this horror core
I can't stop in my quest to recreate the new Liquid Swords
CV, I'm getting bored, outside the thunderstorm
I am Thor strike lightning twice I stroke befo'
Face down-- I shoot you in the back make you hump the floor
Leave so many shells in the ground it's like Lord of War
Sun Tzu Art of War, my Kung-Fu kick you to Mars
Like LeBron u lack the points, rhyme your shit, press me no charges
Beat you like a red headed child, in a freestyle u lose even to Bart
The powers that be... Are only afraid of art
Mark my words my thoughts amongst the real, the fraud
My animals will understand when I talk
Cuz Imma master beast, an master MC
Could hold the MasterClass every week on how to master a beat
If you talk back remote, I'll beat ur ass thru the screen
Everybody lose their spleen as soon as the hulk turns green
The subscription is known, 'cause my Sanskrit is transcript
U front I'll punch u in the lip u lose a bunch of yo teeths
That's why you cant handle the height, the weight and the reach
U should die, suicide, drink a bucket of Bleach
F-you, f-them, pitbull out the leash! Gun make you a holy priest
Two nuns big tits, u bitch-type itch the rhyme, brass knuckles in fists
I just lay you out flat like tuckin' the sheets, Frozone.
.
@frozone: Bars, bro...
@frozone: my verse.
The Universe is balanced on two cosmic balances; good and evil
Your desk is balanced on two comic cereals; Lucky and Mills
And I'm a serial killer murdering you in cold blood
I guess you don't know what the crowd is in for
Slaughter competition, spilling blood, I'm sober
I flow like the Loch Ness, I may be the Monster
Your bitches bow too less to the king who now conquered
Your motherf***ing territory and put a flag right on it
I'm from the lightning team, same as Zeus and Raiden
Decapitate you and make you disappear of the radar
People should lock their homes soon as the singing raven
Activates, you're now deactivated because I dashed
With my f***ing hammer, got your head splashed
And burnt the f***ing down your worthless carcass
I'm colder than the North Pole, I just blinked and cursed your soul
This is only sh*t you made, I eat you like cheesecakes
Shut up, fatty, what are you trying to spit? I only see an empty sheet
And empty words being thrown in the wind; no sparring, am I right?
Stomp you this night I might, I'm so bright that I make light seems dark
No sparring because I thrown a spear aimed to your f***ing eye
Depriving you of oxygen in this episode
You so fat that you must eat icecream with 18 cones
In West, you wouldn't survive with your momma jokes
I can't prey you with momma jokes; you know why, bro?
Because your mom itself died in your birth
She couldn't withstand the obese so fat guy
Understand that Megalodon next to me is great white
I put gloves, masks and morphines to the medical pin
And make a f***ing transvetite rub its ass on your testicle chin
'Cuz you rhyming's the equivalent of an million feces
When Phoenix swinging his Shining, he shatters hearts to an trillion pieces!
@phoenixblue: HELL YEA BRO let's "ressuscitate" this.
Lol.
got a recipe foh murda, so I'm lettin the Phoenix crook
I eat flesh and no brush, imagine how my teeth look?!?!
Frozone is the vampire, who comes out the dark
Pin you up against the wall, bite you like a shark
You no worldwide extraordinaire gangster
you homo, you get bullied in the set like the blue ranger
glue mo' danger, wit' da raw anger of an psychopath
I'll destroy you like the diss Em made to EverLast
warfare now you morgued, so lemme award you Hell
why life? I'll torture you well wit' mortar shells
you Ratatouille's Linguini? So lemme get it well
that'll lethal injection you like the fate of Thomas Lynn Sell
OH! you'll be petrified when u find u pets been friend
red said u pet was nice, u can't beat me
bet ya line!! No Dreamwalker, I be lucid
gimme da hammer, I bust it
cut yo tongue wit a razor that's rusted, end of discussion!!
@frozone: Ayooo,
Shut your mouth, you cosplay of Ricky D the Ruler
Your moves never maneuver, turn your whole crew noodles
Medusas in computers, you wrote this in the sewer
Wars through the Stars like Lucas, givin' tumors to intruders
Blue's too hazardous; Homie, swear to God
Iconic spittin' C-4 Bombs through your i-Pod
Life's a Bitch when I explode the night bomb
Through her eyes, lungs, need to go to your safe space
Call me emcee Tai Lung! You the definite displayer
Your lines packing Darwinism
But your hardest contribution? The world's hardly missing it
Bars battered bastards, Blue's barbarisms
Homie, look at yourself, narcotic narcissisms
And now you will reply saying, "Your bars are weak"
Spit grams of Peruvian Coke and Napalm heat
I'm a hitmen with a fully loaded RPG
You'se a bitch brand drinking Bacardi with Cardi B
Me! ... (LOL)
@phoenixblue: Hahaaa, y'all.
I'm the legendary, not the ordinary, the deep, not the shallow
i'm so f***ing evil, i've scared my own shadow
i walk without reflections, i chalk and sprout in all directions
the wordplay is so hard, an 80-year-old could get erections
no homo though, my critical hits left critics split
this is an battle and 'tween mcs, so we are supposed to talk an lotta sh*t
the ultimate boss of the map, like bowser
barely got an pc, navigating thru the internet without
even downloadin' an browser
sliding an skyscraper like jackie chan
1 saliva of mine on an glass house, it's now an castle of sand
i got the strength and ferocity of gorilla wolves
in the purgatories, still asked you with no interrogatories
strangled 2 soldiers with 1 hand
both navy seals, insane man, mentally ill against assassins trained to kill
i saved 2pac back in the time (viajando)
'cause before they shot 2pac, i ran through the car of orlando
(with an mercedes-benz truck acelerando)
these vines still shined like dimes
take an l how i crafted these lines...,,,
I remember seeing this story being reported by CNN, where they'd reported that Migos was just killed; I'm like, isn't that a rap group? Later, the news outlets then later clarified, it's member, Takeoff; a celebrity assassination; Takeoff for got that he's a celebrity now; I know of this rap group because of Nicki Minaj; they really turbo charged the beef between Nicki and Cardi B; every time I see those remixes involving Nicki with Cardi and you can offhand dismiss it as being fake material, even though you're looking for something that's real. Just wishing that someone got serious about Jesus: Cardi B pays tribute to Takeoff with Migos video about "family"
One of my favorite rap battles is Dr. Dre vs Eazy E vs Luthor Campbell of 2 Live Crew, because we're left with Dre Day and the very ending verses of that song where the woman just takes over (e.g. just one of my favorites of all time; opps, looks like that was the wrong version for Me So Horny to post be posting here):
@frozone: This what happens when an animal's crazed, premium stages
Ripping the mic like my hands' on them gauges channeling rages
Still stuck in my Hannibal ways inside this cannibal cage
Outrhyming rappers like this was back in the days
Who's ILLMATIC? still smacking pill addicts
Stay real 'cause the steels' are automatics
You laid drilled since my thrill is fantastic! This is a musician's words
Hope you feel Phoenix past. Present and future
I've outlasted past itself, 'cause I took an bath with salt baths
And tall bats; It's ironic, I've still whooped your ass!!
I'm from an city where the killers bloodbath your shit
In gun battles, your stats becomes shallow, hollows will follow you
In an battle rap, they'll Apollo you
Then dull your wack ass
That's why I keep an bunch of stacks into an hundred raps
The polar's brute plus get that money like what that dollar do
We got to hustle in every molecule!
'Cause me and Elvira, we'll gift you an slit neck
From Columbine, to Hook, to Virginia Tech
That Son of Sam number is in my reach
I'm an serial killer, I'm consistently killing beats
Come on! Challenge me, another dead man's gone
Not even Einstein could comprehend Phoenixblue dome
And I take 7 MCs, put 'em in an line
Fuck it, that's Rakim's rhyme, I'mma just give 'em 7 coffins
XD
@phoenixblue: all o' my niggas starving and reckless
come round here off with ur necklace
throbbing your neck in then hop in the Lexus
talking that shit like u came back for some revenge
my nigga, u not finna exit
me and my homies gon' shoot on some tec shit
the lead will do it, your head in Saint Louis
the rest of your body is chopped up in texas
they never detect us, won't even find you;let me remind you
i'm giving 3 fucks about trying to outrhyme you
but u keep talking that shit and your coffin I'll outline for you
I don't know why you... could think you can fuck with the Frozo'
murder in the first, lurking in the hearse
shove you in the dirt, my gloves got girth
u reppin' the worse
I'm wreckin' the nurse, cali power
make his ass open like a cauliflower
I finish yaa
then diminish yaaa
I be the ministerr
of sinisterrr
you miniature, like a midget bruh
I'm cold as the December temperature
even colder than that
cold never flat, get a hole in ur hat
got a guillotine for the journalists of the headline
and I stroke in the act, lemme open his back
'cause he didn't remember
I don't give 2fucks 'bout a hitting agenda
everybody want to spit with the illest guerrilla gorillas
niggas rather stick they dick in a blender!!!
get buried like an artifact
tell me, where ur heart is at?!
i put handcuffs on your chest, that's an cardiac arrest
I'm givin' niggas heart-attacks!!!
Batta is the man!
USA to Japan
Reach for the heat
I know Lucius is my fan
I'm Lucifer of my fam'
Knock you off your feet
Withstand the reach of my hand
You didn't understand - I expand Dojos from Tokyo
Half of the Viners here don't even rap
So you can save the bullshit for the Rodeo
CV emcee, but yeah, where your homies go?
Ready wit the mohtafuckin heat going toe to toe
I got a word for my dickhead opponents
You know, your chick chin and my dick head opposites
Soon as I get outta bed, your girlfriend's moments
The impact is like 2 comets or the stung of 2 Hornets
Ready to metamorph my body to an Transformer
Transforming to chloroform form as a smoke
Stroke your nose - Your skin gets tan then
Not TAM as in The Airlines
Maneuvering an Lightsaber, point it at your hairlines
Glock forty-five, your square is now nines
I'm not an egoistical person, I'm down to share mines
Wakanda is the home of the panthers
You better keep that shit to yourself like a Pampers
This is a freestyle, I ain't need to write
Soon as I'm breathin' my lines
You know your sheet can be tight,
Yeah,
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