priest and rabbi jokes

Any good ones you heard of?

Example:

"Have you ever tried a bacon sandwich or even fancied one? The Rabbi answers "Well i have speculated about it but my faith forbids me from trying, but father, have you ever fancied a nice night of sex with a good woman, i mean a really good woman?" The Priest thinks hard and answers " Well Rabbi, i have sometimes wondered but my vow of celibacy prevents it from ever occurring" The Rabbi answers "Sure as hell beats a bacon sandwich, don't it?"

In Before The LOCK

ibl , but why would this be locked?

A priest and a rabbi walk to the gates of heaven, ST.peter tells them both to go to hell and ask Satan if they can come back. St.Peter Knows that Satan never let's anyone away from hell so he starts to chuckle. A minute later the priest returns but the rabbi doesn't, suprised as F>ck St.peter asks how did you come back and why isn't the rabbi here? The priest answers: well Satan was in a good mood so he let me off for 20 bucks, and the rabbi, he still has Satan down for 19.95

@soa: Because they are inappropriate and discriminatory

@itsomething: meh . lol

Well - in before the lock!

It's been clean so far. Must be rabbit season.