#1 Posted by joshmightbe (24960 posts) - - Show Bio

1. The BBC announces the Doctor's name, turns out to be Doctor Hoo.

2. Disney announces Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are actually the same mouse with Multiple Personalities.

3. WB makes Sunshine Superman the movie.

4. Marvel outs Superior Spider man as a gay skrull.

5. Image gets an Invincible movie made- They cast Pauly Shore for the lead.

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#2 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20387 posts) - - Show Bio

Did any of these happen?

#3 Posted by joshmightbe (24960 posts) - - Show Bio
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#4 Edited by King Saturn (224462 posts) - - Show Bio

1. The BBC announces the Doctor's name, turns out to be Doctor Hoo.

2. Disney announces Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are actually the same mouse with Multiple Personalities.

3. WB makes Sunshine Superman the movie.

4. Marvel outs Superior Spider man as a gay skrull.

5. Image gets an Invincible movie made- They cast Pauly Shore for the lead.

Number 5 amuses me so much... I wonder if Pauly Shore is really still alive now ?

#5 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man dies!!!!

...of lead poisoning.

#6 Posted by joshmightbe (24960 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn: I'm pretty sure he's still alive. I think he went back to doing stand up.

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#7 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20387 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

1. The BBC announces the Doctor's name, turns out to be Doctor Hoo.

I like Doctor When better. :P

#9 Posted by SC (13244 posts) - - Show Bio

The WWF decides to endorse animal wrestling to turn a profit and capitalize on its feud with WWE.

Cartoon Network announces they are pulling Adventure Time because it is actually designed to turn kids into immoral sexually confused deviants that are aroused by lemon people and want to rebel.

DC announces a new series that will bring back Cassandra Cain, Wally West, Stephanie Brown and Donna Troy, but when the book is released those characters are now reinvented as all black male bisexual aliens from outer space that can merge into a single character called Black Sentry who is like Marvel's Sentry but a million million times more powerful.

NASA confirms that we never actually went to the Moon and that it actually really was a huge hoax.

Several of the worlds governments announce that Australia the country is actually just a big hoax. They show actual satellite photography and imaging that shows there isn't actually anything there but ocean. Kangaroos - sure!

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#10 Edited by Lvenger (20782 posts) - - Show Bio

After the enormous success of Henry Cavill's Superman killing Zod along with Injustice's Superman and Johns' controversial Superman scene in Trinity has generated, DC decide to turn Superman into a brutal, morally ambiguous anti hero who'll stop at nothing to defeat his foes. Heat vision lobotomies, stomach ripping gut punches, deathly speed blitzes, nothing is off limits for the 'real' Man of Tomorrow, the character comic book fans of the 21st Century want to see as Superman.

Didio promises to bring back Wally West, Cassandra Cain, Donna Troy and other fan favourite characters only to brutally kill them on the next page. When questioned about his decision, Didio says "The fans only wanted them brought back. They didn't say anything about getting rid of them again."

The new Black Panther film from Marvel actually being a panther documentary film.

#11 Posted by Ace20XD6 (235 posts) - - Show Bio

Young Justice coming back as Young Justice babies.

#12 Posted by judasnixon (6682 posts) - - Show Bio

Rob Liefeld wins lottery and buys DC Comics.........

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#13 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (23253 posts) - - Show Bio

George RR Martin brings everyone dead back to life.

#14 Posted by RustyRoy (13283 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

After the enormous success of Henry Cavill's Superman killing Zod has generated, DC decide to turn Superman into a brutal, morally ambiguous anti hero who'll stop at nothing to defeat his foes. Heat vision lobotomies, stomach ripping gut punches, deathly speed blitzes, nothing is off limits for the 'real' Man of Tomorrow, the character comic book fans of the 21st Century want to see as Superman.

Didio promises to bring back Wally West, Cassandra Cain, Donna Troy and other fan favourite characters only to brutally kill them on the next page. When questioned about his decision, Didio says "The fans only wanted them brought back. They didn't say anything about getting rid of them again."

The new Black Panther film from Marvel actually being a panther documentary film.

I could actually see that happening.

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#16 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18420 posts) - - Show Bio

Star Wars prequels.

Michael Bay directs the Transformers films.

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#18 Posted by Dabee (2399 posts) - - Show Bio

Comic books to be released as ten page stories, but to come out weekly. No price change.

#19 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@ace20xd6 said:

Young Justice coming back as Young Justice babies.

George RR Martin brings everyone dead back to life.

wait, this is something I wrote for another website a while back

the first six books in the series are a set up for...A tale of an Ordinary High School Student coming to Westeros, saving the kingdom, becoming the king, and learning a lot about himself and growing up on the way.

  • He will also marry Sansa... and Daenerys. (Seriously, wtf?)
    • He becomes the king of a new order, where everyone will be able to rule, regardless of money or birth, and marriage will be based on love. His queen will be a common girl who happens to resemble his high school crush from back in the real-world world.

#20 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4249 posts) - - Show Bio

Microsoft buys Sony and releases the Playstation 4 as the Xbox negative one.

Everyone in the DC universe is revealed to be a clone of Batman.

#21 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (23253 posts) - - Show Bio

@dragonborn_ct said:

George RR Martin brings everyone dead back to life.

wait, this is something I wrote for another website a while back

the first six books in the series are a set up for...A tale of an Ordinary High School Student coming to Westeros, saving the kingdom, becoming the king, and learning a lot about himself and growing up on the way.

  • He will also marry Sansa... and Daenerys. (Seriously, wtf?)
    • He becomes the king of a new order, where everyone will be able to rule, regardless of money or birth, and marriage will be based on love. His queen will be a common girl who happens to resemble his high school crush from back in the real-world world.

There is no way he would have pulled that into the books, not even if he was trolling.

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#24 Posted by Batman242 (4862 posts) - - Show Bio

Activision buys EA

#25 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

After the enormous success of Henry Cavill's Superman killing Zod along with Injustice's Superman and Johns' controversial Superman scene in Trinity has generated, DC decide to turn Superman into a brutal, morally ambiguous anti hero who'll stop at nothing to defeat his foes. Heat vision lobotomies, stomach ripping gut punches, deathly speed blitzes, nothing is off limits for the 'real' Man of Tomorrow, the character comic book fans of the 21st Century want to see as Superman.

Didio promises to bring back Wally West, Cassandra Cain, Donna Troy and other fan favourite characters only to brutally kill them on the next page. When questioned about his decision, Didio says "The fans only wanted them brought back. They didn't say anything about getting rid of them again."

The new Black Panther film from Marvel actually being a panther documentary film.

*David Attenborough voice*

"This is T'Challa, a 160 pound adult male panther, whose name means 'badass' in an ancient African tongue. When he was but a cub, T'Challa's father was shot dead by an ivory hunter, and T'Challa reportedly bit the man's hand off. At present, T'Challa has been placed in the Wakandan Forest Reserve - the most technologically-advanced wildlife sanctuary in the globe. Now let's move on to some captivating footage we caught of this panther marking territory with its own urine...."

#26 Posted by Lvenger (20782 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

*David Attenborough voice*

"This is T'Challa, a 160 pound adult male panther, whose name means 'badass' in an ancient African tongue. When he was but a cub, T'Challa's father was shot dead by an ivory hunter, and T'Challa reportedly bit the man's hand off. At present, T'Challa has been placed in the Wakandan Forest Reserve - the most technologically-advanced wildlife sanctuary in the globe. Now let's move on to some captivating footage we caught of this panther marking territory with its own urine...."

Hahaha, that would be hilarious if Attenborough did the voiceover for the film. Hearing Attenborough say badass would be all kinds of awesome!