@InnerVenom123:@Caligula: Ok, people hated me whit the MacGyver thing and it was about like a month, the Chuck Norris fact are older that most of people think, i mean, why keep using Chuck Norris? The Mr.T facts were the originals and more funny that the Norris ones.
" @InnerVenom123:@Caligula: Ok, people hated me whit the MacGyver thing and it was about like a month, the Chuck Norris fact are older that most of people think, i mean, why keep using Chuck Norris? The Mr.T facts were the originals and more funny that the Norris ones. "
this isn't about whether you like them or if they are old or not. it's just posting them
yes they are old. but that's not what this thread is about.
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is chuck norris listen to two steps from hell when he ties his shoes
Totally this. I remember seeing a interview Norris did with Michael Eisner a few years ago, Eisner had asked Norris if him and Bruce ever thought about actually going at it during training, Norris's response was " Uh, no but remember I was World Champion at the time" with a smug look on his face. I LOL'd at that but was also pissed, he doesn't realize the level of beatdown he would have gotten from Bruce, IMO.
Totally this. I remember seeing a interview Norris did with Michael Eisner a few years ago, Eisner had asked Norris if him and Bruce ever thought about actually going at it during training, Norris's response was " Uh, no but remember I was World Champion at the time" with a smug look on his face. I LOL'd at that but was also pissed, he doesn't realize the level of beatdown he would have gotten from Bruce, IMO. "
Taskmaster would have his ass handed him to him by Bruce. Norris wouldn't even register as a blip.
Nevertheless; And the Lord said "Let there Be Light". Chuck Norris said "say please". Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands. Contrary to popular belief, the collapse of the Soviet Union was not a result of economic problems, but rather, a Delta Force Marathon was shown on Russa Television for the first time. Gorbachev surrended the next day. The dinosaurs only looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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