Police arrest goat accused of armed Robbery

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. 

 

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,'  Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. 

'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

This is why I'm happy I don't live in Nigeria

I don't trust goats. They have the creepiest, demonic eyes ever. It's literally like staring into hell when you look into those things.

He baaaa'd at the law, and the law won. 
 
I apologize for that terrible pun. 
 
(That all ryhmed.)

They almost never catch shapeshifters...

I don't trust goats. They have the creepiest, demonic eyes ever. It's literally like staring into hell when you look into those things.

Now this is just racist! The picture in the OP is clearly not same man-goat that the police arrested? What? We take them homogeneously now? One goat's the same as all goats?!?!? This pisses me off! Nyehehehehehe!

meanwhile in nigeria

I can tell that's not USA because the goat lived. 

I can tell that's not USA because the goat lived. 

meanwhile in nigeria

Now this is just racist! The picture in the OP is clearly not same man-goat that the police arrested? What? We take them homogeneously now? One goat's the same as all goats?!?!? This pisses me off! Nyehehehehehe!

Do the police think the goat will answer their interrogation?LOL!

I say we water board that Goat, THEN BURY HIS FURY KANOOSH IN A WHOLE SO DEEP... HE'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES. 
 
 
*siighhhh* I tried.... I really did.

Can I get some of what they're smoking? That's got to.be some seriously good stuff.

Last updated on January 23, 2009.

Apparently his friend the Seagul escaped with the loot 
 
  

He baaaa'd at the law, and the law won.  I apologize for that terrible pun.  (That all ryhmed.)

That's one pimpin' goat.
 

Well goats have been said to have some sort of link to the Devil so its plausible that goats are evil. 
 
 
As for this........LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And people hate on the stupid things the police do in America. Sheesh. >_>